Mark Schofield
@markschofield.bsky.social
Sorcery!
(And no-looking this actually matters. On the end zone angle you can see how #23 breaks on Puka because of where Stafford is looking, which creates the throwing lane on the TD)
(And no-looking this actually matters. On the end zone angle you can see how #23 breaks on Puka because of where Stafford is looking, which creates the throwing lane on the TD)
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Sorcery!
(And no-looking this actually matters. On the end zone angle you can see how #23 breaks on Puka because of where Stafford is looking, which creates the throwing lane on the TD)
(And no-looking this actually matters. On the end zone angle you can see how #23 breaks on Puka because of where Stafford is looking, which creates the throwing lane on the TD)
How your email finds me:
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
How your email finds me:
Love that the Grokpedia "Foundation" thing he's blasting into space for all eternity will just be how great he was at drinking piss.
Aliens when they stumble across that:
Aliens when they stumble across that:
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Love that the Grokpedia "Foundation" thing he's blasting into space for all eternity will just be how great he was at drinking piss.
Aliens when they stumble across that:
Aliens when they stumble across that:
Me clicking on "Cowboys vs. Raiders" here is like when Homer picks the crab juice over the Mountain Dew:
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Me clicking on "Cowboys vs. Raiders" here is like when Homer picks the crab juice over the Mountain Dew:
Well you're gonna get more internet and you're gonna like it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Well you're gonna get more internet and you're gonna like it.
*Leans forward in seat
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
*Leans forward in seat
3rd-and-10, mid fourth quarter, in your own end zone, pressure bearing down.
Not too shabby:
Not too shabby:
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
3rd-and-10, mid fourth quarter, in your own end zone, pressure bearing down.
Not too shabby:
Not too shabby:
Shoebox throw from Davis Mills here:
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Shoebox throw from Davis Mills here:
This is literally the "training camp pocket movement drill" come to life on an NFL Sunday:
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is literally the "training camp pocket movement drill" come to life on an NFL Sunday:
Stafford anticipating the window on the dig route:
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Stafford anticipating the window on the dig route:
Me, about to carve the turkey on Thanksgiving:
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Me, about to carve the turkey on Thanksgiving:
There's something I've gotta do, Barb.
Something I couldn't do while you were here.
I tried.
You know I tried everything.
And I still don't have their attention.
I could smell the onions and the mustard.
Something I couldn't do while you were here.
I tried.
You know I tried everything.
And I still don't have their attention.
I could smell the onions and the mustard.
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
There's something I've gotta do, Barb.
Something I couldn't do while you were here.
I tried.
You know I tried everything.
And I still don't have their attention.
I could smell the onions and the mustard.
Something I couldn't do while you were here.
I tried.
You know I tried everything.
And I still don't have their attention.
I could smell the onions and the mustard.
So many incredible moments but this woman screaming "and you wonder why our schools are falling apart" is when I absolutely lost it:
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So many incredible moments but this woman screaming "and you wonder why our schools are falling apart" is when I absolutely lost it:
So much to love about this play but for me it's Sebastian coming out to celebrate immediately
October 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
So much to love about this play but for me it's Sebastian coming out to celebrate immediately
Nifty little scramble here
October 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Nifty little scramble here
This was a pretty big throw just before halftime:
October 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This was a pretty big throw just before halftime:
Spinning through some Drake Maye to start my day. Fun will be had.
October 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Spinning through some Drake Maye to start my day. Fun will be had.
Now this is gonna be a photo
October 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Now this is gonna be a photo