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Offense is a leaky flaccid balloon
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Offense is a leaky flaccid balloon
We’re in a vice over here mate
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We’re in a vice over here mate
100% there will be pundits saying “watch out for the black & silver” next August
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
100% there will be pundits saying “watch out for the black & silver” next August
Go watch FIFA Uncovered doc and come back to me
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Go watch FIFA Uncovered doc and come back to me
Absolutely—have you checked where the last 2 WCs were held??
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Absolutely—have you checked where the last 2 WCs were held??
This will never happen, the checks have been cashed
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This will never happen, the checks have been cashed
Suck up on an attempt to make sure krasnov doesn’t meddle in relocating host cities
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Suck up on an attempt to make sure krasnov doesn’t meddle in relocating host cities
This whole thing (WC) ain’t for football or sporting fans. All for cash and biz deals. Gross
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This whole thing (WC) ain’t for football or sporting fans. All for cash and biz deals. Gross
Now do Vance Boelter
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Now do Vance Boelter
How much did the military lose?
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
How much did the military lose?
Only humans who enjoy that are 7-year old boys on their first arena visit for a live game.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Only humans who enjoy that are 7-year old boys on their first arena visit for a live game.
Maybe he’s not so fond(of)ue
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Maybe he’s not so fond(of)ue
He just needs 11,481 votes in Georgia
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
He just needs 11,481 votes in Georgia
Now do maduro
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Now do maduro
Response: why are you being given so many cognitive tests?
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Response: why are you being given so many cognitive tests?
Every preseason: “watch out for the Raiders”, new coach, new attitude, new kickass RB
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Every preseason: “watch out for the Raiders”, new coach, new attitude, new kickass RB
Could i interest you in a permanent pause?
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Could i interest you in a permanent pause?
McGruber but w/ a cat puppet
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
McGruber but w/ a cat puppet
Really took a Lipa this year
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Really took a Lipa this year
Dude writes like an insane blind items columnist
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Dude writes like an insane blind items columnist
The AI of music
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The AI of music
Road/highway repairs are largely funded by gasoline tax. Govt worried about trend shift to EVs = reduced revenue. Heavier vehicles (EVs) cause more wear/tear. Easy for govt to explain as “equitable” v gas vehicles
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Road/highway repairs are largely funded by gasoline tax. Govt worried about trend shift to EVs = reduced revenue. Heavier vehicles (EVs) cause more wear/tear. Easy for govt to explain as “equitable” v gas vehicles
Wonder what the vetting process looked like when her Lebanese ancestors immigrated.
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Wonder what the vetting process looked like when her Lebanese ancestors immigrated.