evil naomi
@markovchains.bsky.social
plastic surgery should be free and temporary
i work 2 jobs
i work 2 jobs
coworker‘s glasses have improved my vision but also make me look like sarah palin, so at what cost?
January 26, 2026 at 4:49 AM
coworker‘s glasses have improved my vision but also make me look like sarah palin, so at what cost?
never let someone stop you from doing literally whatever you want
January 24, 2026 at 5:46 AM
never let someone stop you from doing literally whatever you want
why am i sounding like the 40 year old woman who voiced all the nancy drew video games
January 17, 2026 at 9:35 AM
why am i sounding like the 40 year old woman who voiced all the nancy drew video games
the subhuman troglodyte known as “the coworker”
January 17, 2026 at 9:30 AM
the subhuman troglodyte known as “the coworker”
your dms when you make a joke about picky eaters on tiktok
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 AM
your dms when you make a joke about picky eaters on tiktok
Reposted by evil naomi
Having seen several abductions up close, it is really hard to convey how much the thing they’re doing is roaming in military convoys until they see someone who is alone and isn’t white, and then jumping out in large numbers, pulling them into a van, and screeching off, all in 90 seconds or so.
"“They specifically asked me if I knew where the Hmong families lived on my street & in the neighborhood.” Lugert-Thom responded, “I don’t know anything about that” & she said they then asked, “Well, what about the Asian families?”"
"“I was a bit shaken & a bit shocked of what I was asked to do.”"
"“I was a bit shaken & a bit shocked of what I was asked to do.”"
A St. Paul resident says federal officers knocked on her door and asked her to identify Hmong and Asian households in her North End neighborhood last week.
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Having seen several abductions up close, it is really hard to convey how much the thing they’re doing is roaming in military convoys until they see someone who is alone and isn’t white, and then jumping out in large numbers, pulling them into a van, and screeching off, all in 90 seconds or so.
christmas is over i’m back to thinking of all the people who’ve wronged me
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
christmas is over i’m back to thinking of all the people who’ve wronged me
recent messages from my evil looksmaxxer little brother
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
recent messages from my evil looksmaxxer little brother
someone take the shot. yep. kïII me
October 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
someone take the shot. yep. kïII me
in nebraska feeling awesome
October 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
in nebraska feeling awesome
in nebraska feeling lowkey suicidal
October 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
in nebraska feeling lowkey suicidal
girlfriend is ignoring me
September 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
girlfriend is ignoring me
there are so few good people in the world
September 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
there are so few good people in the world
x the everything app
September 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
x the everything app
[less than 24 hours after a celsius almost killed me] i could really go for a celsius
September 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
[less than 24 hours after a celsius almost killed me] i could really go for a celsius
idgaf about charlie kirk dying as i’m still reeling from something Weird that happened in my personal life
September 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
idgaf about charlie kirk dying as i’m still reeling from something Weird that happened in my personal life
this guy sucks i hate him
dear god please don’t let my evil corporate overlords fire the new overnight security guard who’s super weird and terrible at his job and smells like weed and brings a dog to work against everyone’s wishes. yes i’m only asking this because he’s hot. everyone deserves a second chance. amen
September 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
this guy sucks i hate him
he quit raw meat mashallah
yeah you know what? this is actually a blessing in disguise. a blessing in disguise. i can imagine just what my raw meat dl looksmaxxer little brother would say about this. he would say "holy blessing in disguise pill"
September 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
he quit raw meat mashallah
welcome to the good vibes matrix
September 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
welcome to the good vibes matrix
hello bluesky nation
September 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
hello bluesky nation
whatever i don’t care
September 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
whatever i don’t care