Mark Moseley
@markmoseley.bsky.social
Award-winning multi-platform storyteller and longtime Tw*tter user. This place seems nice.
I kid you not, I just got this one. What is happening?!
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I kid you not, I just got this one. What is happening?!
Just got this ad in my instagram feed and knew I’d seen it somewhere before…
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just got this ad in my instagram feed and knew I’d seen it somewhere before…
It wasn't 48 hours ago that I was rewatching The Blues Brothers and counting how many band members were still with us... Blue Lou, Bones Malone, Murph, and Willie - the baby of the group, who's only 75 - all still kicking somehow
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It wasn't 48 hours ago that I was rewatching The Blues Brothers and counting how many band members were still with us... Blue Lou, Bones Malone, Murph, and Willie - the baby of the group, who's only 75 - all still kicking somehow
Don’t look now, pup, but you’re making an argument
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Don’t look now, pup, but you’re making an argument
When I went back in June there was a guy in line who was asking the pitmasters to autograph a t-shirt.
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
When I went back in June there was a guy in line who was asking the pitmasters to autograph a t-shirt.
They actually didn't call him that until he'd been Just Fucking Killed
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
They actually didn't call him that until he'd been Just Fucking Killed
Elon wore those AND skinned his chauffeurs
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Elon wore those AND skinned his chauffeurs
Then at what point does someone leak the files?
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Then at what point does someone leak the files?
Picard flexed on him so hard right after this
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Picard flexed on him so hard right after this
"Admit it: Jeb Bush is the 2016 front runner"
"Admit it: Rudy Giuliani is the 2008 front runner"
And on and on.
"Admit it: Rudy Giuliani is the 2008 front runner"
And on and on.
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"Admit it: Jeb Bush is the 2016 front runner"
"Admit it: Rudy Giuliani is the 2008 front runner"
And on and on.
"Admit it: Rudy Giuliani is the 2008 front runner"
And on and on.
English Teacher is so fucking good
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
English Teacher is so fucking good
What time is it?
October 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What time is it?
As @chrislhayes.bsky.social noted a long time ago, it’s carpet swatches all over again
October 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
As @chrislhayes.bsky.social noted a long time ago, it’s carpet swatches all over again
This reinforces my working theory that Stephen A. will, in fact, run for president in 2028…
…as a Republican, which is what he is.
…as a Republican, which is what he is.
October 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Obviously an AI-generated diarrhea jet video is so much worse, but this one specific tweet makes me want to curl up and die like nothing else I’ve ever seen.
October 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Obviously an AI-generated diarrhea jet video is so much worse, but this one specific tweet makes me want to curl up and die like nothing else I’ve ever seen.
The best Commerce, Texas has ever looked.
October 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The best Commerce, Texas has ever looked.
And they get to play a day game tomorrow! 🫠
October 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
And they get to play a day game tomorrow! 🫠
Milwaukee because (as long as the Rangers aren't playing) I root for the teams that have never won it. Also Uek. But I've like the Cubs since I was a kid because of WGN, so I wouldn't be sad if they won.
October 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Milwaukee because (as long as the Rangers aren't playing) I root for the teams that have never won it. Also Uek. But I've like the Cubs since I was a kid because of WGN, so I wouldn't be sad if they won.