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@markmcan.bsky.social
The Charity Engine guy. Over 1.5 billion CPU-hours donated to science and medicine so far www.charityengine.com/grants
Mike Johnson is a hagfish. Pass it on
![Hagfish, of the class Myxini /mɪkˈsaɪnaɪ/ (also known as Hyperotreti) and order Myxiniformes /mɪkˈsɪnɪfɔːrmiːz/, are eel-shaped jawless fish (occasionally called slime eels). Hagfish are the only known living animals that have a skull but no vertebral column, although they do have rudimentary vertebrae.[4] Hagfish are marine predators and scavengers[5] that can defend themselves against other larger predators by releasing copious amounts of slime from mucous glands in their skin.[6]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rcmi4t25z7kukh34x6y25ovy/bafkreifbeb22ufqihoiuef57saqdaafynllbzszpu3jsgrc3pjtyvmcc6y@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Mike Johnson is a hagfish. Pass it on
The claim "JFK Jr blows goats" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that JFK Jr blows goats #idiocracy
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The claim "JFK Jr blows goats" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that JFK Jr blows goats #idiocracy
Boris Johnson famously couldn't hide his "duper's delight" when lying. In this example, he was denying any knowledge of the Downing St covid parties (which he attended).
When Trump said MBS knew nothing about the murder of Kashoggi in a Saudi embassy, this was how MBS reacted:
When Trump said MBS knew nothing about the murder of Kashoggi in a Saudi embassy, this was how MBS reacted:
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Boris Johnson famously couldn't hide his "duper's delight" when lying. In this example, he was denying any knowledge of the Downing St covid parties (which he attended).
When Trump said MBS knew nothing about the murder of Kashoggi in a Saudi embassy, this was how MBS reacted:
When Trump said MBS knew nothing about the murder of Kashoggi in a Saudi embassy, this was how MBS reacted:
For the GOP, and especially for the psychotic plans of Miller, Vought, Thiel and the other MAGA puppetmasters, now would be the *perfect* time for their pet monster to conveniently expire.
Don't put it past them
Don't put it past them
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
For the GOP, and especially for the psychotic plans of Miller, Vought, Thiel and the other MAGA puppetmasters, now would be the *perfect* time for their pet monster to conveniently expire.
Don't put it past them
Don't put it past them
And at the foot of that story, just in case the pattern wasn't clear
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
And at the foot of that story, just in case the pattern wasn't clear
Hey @virginmedianews.bsky.social , I have a news tip for you about unethical, predatory business practices at a famous media company.
The old NTL paid millions to become a Virgin brand. Looks like they never really stopped being NTL though
Cc @richardbranson.bsky.social
The old NTL paid millions to become a Virgin brand. Looks like they never really stopped being NTL though
Cc @richardbranson.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hey @virginmedianews.bsky.social , I have a news tip for you about unethical, predatory business practices at a famous media company.
The old NTL paid millions to become a Virgin brand. Looks like they never really stopped being NTL though
Cc @richardbranson.bsky.social
The old NTL paid millions to become a Virgin brand. Looks like they never really stopped being NTL though
Cc @richardbranson.bsky.social
If you are still on that site, this is what you are supporting
November 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If you are still on that site, this is what you are supporting
I catalogued FB's scam epidemic for a while. Gave up trying to report them, Meta didn't even remove the scams pretending to be Meta itself
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I catalogued FB's scam epidemic for a while. Gave up trying to report them, Meta didn't even remove the scams pretending to be Meta itself
"But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life..."
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life..."
This is the cognitive test Trump is talking about.
Spot the tiger, elephant and giraffe:
Spot the tiger, elephant and giraffe:
October 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This is the cognitive test Trump is talking about.
Spot the tiger, elephant and giraffe:
Spot the tiger, elephant and giraffe:
"The first couple questions are easy: a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..."
- The President of The United States of America
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- The President of The United States of America
🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦
October 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
"The first couple questions are easy: a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..."
- The President of The United States of America
🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦
- The President of The United States of America
🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦
And I'll just leave this here
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
And I'll just leave this here
Sure, if you say so.
Still, my bad for thinking my 35+ years working in tech might count for something when (checks notes...) explaining tech
Still, my bad for thinking my 35+ years working in tech might count for something when (checks notes...) explaining tech
October 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Sure, if you say so.
Still, my bad for thinking my 35+ years working in tech might count for something when (checks notes...) explaining tech
Still, my bad for thinking my 35+ years working in tech might count for something when (checks notes...) explaining tech
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October 15, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Imagine actually trying to ban an algorithm.
How would you word that law?
To what coding, exactly, would it apply?
How would you check and enforce it?
What if the same algo is used elsewhere for something else?
What if they change it by just one line, making it no longer the same algorithm?
How would you word that law?
To what coding, exactly, would it apply?
How would you check and enforce it?
What if the same algo is used elsewhere for something else?
What if they change it by just one line, making it no longer the same algorithm?
October 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Imagine actually trying to ban an algorithm.
How would you word that law?
To what coding, exactly, would it apply?
How would you check and enforce it?
What if the same algo is used elsewhere for something else?
What if they change it by just one line, making it no longer the same algorithm?
How would you word that law?
To what coding, exactly, would it apply?
How would you check and enforce it?
What if the same algo is used elsewhere for something else?
What if they change it by just one line, making it no longer the same algorithm?
Every time. He cant help himself
October 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Every time. He cant help himself
Old poker adage: work out what your opponent wants you to do, then disappoint them.
Your opponents are praying for more Corbyn
Your opponents are praying for more Corbyn
October 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Old poker adage: work out what your opponent wants you to do, then disappoint them.
Your opponents are praying for more Corbyn
Your opponents are praying for more Corbyn
Such fine specimens of manhood. Hegseth must be proud
October 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Such fine specimens of manhood. Hegseth must be proud
Missing the big one he'll be remembered for tho
October 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Missing the big one he'll be remembered for tho
Bingo. Stay on target, people
September 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Bingo. Stay on target, people
Nigel Farage, also 61.
Still tracks
Still tracks
September 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Nigel Farage, also 61.
Still tracks
Still tracks