Split infinitives
February 8, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Split infinitives
FFS I can’t believe we lost to that lot again!
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 AM
FFS I can’t believe we lost to that lot again!
Aaah but they stopped trying Scott so it wouldn’t count anyway
February 4, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Aaah but they stopped trying Scott so it wouldn’t count anyway
You think he thinks?
January 29, 2026 at 9:32 PM
You think he thinks?
Up there with JP17: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? imo
January 28, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Up there with JP17: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? imo
“Sicko Fan”
Less than a month in and the 2026 “Word of the Year” has been decided
Less than a month in and the 2026 “Word of the Year” has been decided
January 27, 2026 at 3:08 AM
“Sicko Fan”
Less than a month in and the 2026 “Word of the Year” has been decided
Less than a month in and the 2026 “Word of the Year” has been decided
Sticking to that Ernst Röhm trajectory
January 27, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Sticking to that Ernst Röhm trajectory
I get it - after a tough week at work who doesn’t want to treat themselves to a wall.
January 26, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I get it - after a tough week at work who doesn’t want to treat themselves to a wall.
But can he speak Rhinoceros?
January 24, 2026 at 1:43 AM
But can he speak Rhinoceros?
I’m confused - do they realise this is his second term?
January 23, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I’m confused - do they realise this is his second term?
Honestly it would make more sense
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Honestly it would make more sense
Whenever I am in someone else’s house I turn off Motion Smoothing when they leave the room. You’re welcome.
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Whenever I am in someone else’s house I turn off Motion Smoothing when they leave the room. You’re welcome.
Now do the SA Brown Shirts…
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Now do the SA Brown Shirts…
Nice comparison of Ethan and Foden.
Q. Has Foden done enough this season to secure the Young Player award?
Q. Has Foden done enough this season to secure the Young Player award?
January 22, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Nice comparison of Ethan and Foden.
Q. Has Foden done enough this season to secure the Young Player award?
Q. Has Foden done enough this season to secure the Young Player award?
Relax: Next time there is a top secret military mission these will all be released to Jeff Goldblum…
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Relax: Next time there is a top secret military mission these will all be released to Jeff Goldblum…
magnets innit
January 21, 2026 at 9:03 AM
magnets innit
I think the daylight thing is fine, and should see more goals, but if they introduce automated offside properly it won’t speed up the game.
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 AM
I think the daylight thing is fine, and should see more goals, but if they introduce automated offside properly it won’t speed up the game.
That’s got to be worth at least 5% off his tariffs right?
January 21, 2026 at 8:17 AM
That’s got to be worth at least 5% off his tariffs right?
If only such a thing were possible
January 20, 2026 at 12:56 AM
If only such a thing were possible
I think an alliance with Greenland is a great idea - but even better would be an alliance that encompasses the whole region.
January 20, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I think an alliance with Greenland is a great idea - but even better would be an alliance that encompasses the whole region.