Mark Bergeron
@markbergeron.bsky.social
I brought beards back and people don’t give me credit for it, but I guess it’s on to mustaches now so I’m irrelevant
It’s like one of the Pawnee Town Hall murals
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It’s like one of the Pawnee Town Hall murals
Ask AI what to do loser
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ask AI what to do loser
Appletini all day every day
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Appletini all day every day
It’s not slimy if you make it to he right way
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It’s not slimy if you make it to he right way
The Turkey would not get arrested for this Craig. It would get a cabinet position or a recurring spot on Fox News.
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The Turkey would not get arrested for this Craig. It would get a cabinet position or a recurring spot on Fox News.
If there is ever a 100 Worst Top 100 Lists List this would certainly be an easy number 1
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If there is ever a 100 Worst Top 100 Lists List this would certainly be an easy number 1
Biggest fucking losers the planet has ever generated
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Biggest fucking losers the planet has ever generated
It’s just so hard to find a financial match if they want to use Simons to get under the tax. If they take back two salaries to flip a smaller salary before the deadline it’s still hard to find a contending team that needs Simons skill set and can match financially.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It’s just so hard to find a financial match if they want to use Simons to get under the tax. If they take back two salaries to flip a smaller salary before the deadline it’s still hard to find a contending team that needs Simons skill set and can match financially.
The best, most niche, most specific, joke in TV history
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The best, most niche, most specific, joke in TV history
Late seasons of Friends would have cost over $120M just on the main actors salaries
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Late seasons of Friends would have cost over $120M just on the main actors salaries
Like when Michael Scott grows a goatee because Ryan has one
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Like when Michael Scott grows a goatee because Ryan has one
Love this for the Celtics but feels like the Nets wouldn’t clog up their cap space next year just for a few seconds
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Love this for the Celtics but feels like the Nets wouldn’t clog up their cap space next year just for a few seconds
Reposted by Mark Bergeron
Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard:
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard:
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
Wait, you can still comment on something that is clearly wrong even if you weren’t previously aware of it???
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Wait, you can still comment on something that is clearly wrong even if you weren’t previously aware of it???