Ahhh the gifts of Trump...

Johnny Tinydick and his lovely wife Doormat.

I would provide a thoughtful response about waste reduction and reuse of shopping bags, but I already understand it would be pointless. But good for you for walking to your local store, that is something that more people should do...

Not making any excuses here, but.. ya know, pedophiles aren't really that bad, no really....

Flamingo?