How many chestnuts did Hotdog Joey eat?

Someone stole my Tender Ghost bumper magnet. I don’t know if I should be frustrated or just happy for them and their new bumper magnet.

I’m at the park and it’s just parents reminiscing about their previous lives in the local puppet scene.

I hope Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime show centerpiece is a giant Pulitzer Prize that shoots flames.

It’s always about MeUndies and never about the collective UndiKind.

Do you actually want figgy pudding or are you doing what the song tells you?

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