Mark Nathaniel
@mark-nathaniel.bsky.social
life gives you a rose, write prose.
math PhD figuring out what comes after corporate career nonsense.
currently: spoken word, improv comedy, throwing a pro-democracy party.
watch me on youtube please. thx bae.
https://www.youtube.com/@mark-nathaniel
math PhD figuring out what comes after corporate career nonsense.
currently: spoken word, improv comedy, throwing a pro-democracy party.
watch me on youtube please. thx bae.
https://www.youtube.com/@mark-nathaniel
you need to set up a food cart where you sell this exact dish.
imagine how satisfied your customers would be.
you could rekindle the spark in many a marriage
imagine how satisfied your customers would be.
you could rekindle the spark in many a marriage
February 18, 2026 at 5:15 AM
you need to set up a food cart where you sell this exact dish.
imagine how satisfied your customers would be.
you could rekindle the spark in many a marriage
imagine how satisfied your customers would be.
you could rekindle the spark in many a marriage
just sitting here. all by myself.
giggling at boner bread.
I have to go to bed. thank you for this.
giggling at boner bread.
I have to go to bed. thank you for this.
February 18, 2026 at 5:11 AM
just sitting here. all by myself.
giggling at boner bread.
I have to go to bed. thank you for this.
giggling at boner bread.
I have to go to bed. thank you for this.
o good lord! go to a doctor
February 18, 2026 at 5:10 AM
o good lord! go to a doctor
I can't stop giggling at this. I mean that bread is rock solid. In the best way.
February 18, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I can't stop giggling at this. I mean that bread is rock solid. In the best way.
That baguette looks painfully erect
February 18, 2026 at 5:06 AM
That baguette looks painfully erect
at least Trump is only capable of responding to issues using Bull Connor type tactics, which is at least partially why he's so deeply unpopular now. I think Jamelle has made that point before and I'm just reciting it from my notes...maybe I'll eek out a B- on this pop quiz.
February 18, 2026 at 5:03 AM
at least Trump is only capable of responding to issues using Bull Connor type tactics, which is at least partially why he's so deeply unpopular now. I think Jamelle has made that point before and I'm just reciting it from my notes...maybe I'll eek out a B- on this pop quiz.
thx. I already buy the hypothesis (how unscientific of me) but it'd be nice to know that at least there's some argument to support it...you know, in the imaginary world I live in where around every corner some random professor is ready to pop out and probe my thinking on any given topic
February 18, 2026 at 4:57 AM
thx. I already buy the hypothesis (how unscientific of me) but it'd be nice to know that at least there's some argument to support it...you know, in the imaginary world I live in where around every corner some random professor is ready to pop out and probe my thinking on any given topic
well and there isn't just one feed. I haven't been around social in like almost ten years, but that idea of being able to create your own feeds seems really innovative. maybe other platforms also do this (do they?) but here the architecture is also decentralized! So nobody owns your data but you
February 18, 2026 at 4:52 AM
well and there isn't just one feed. I haven't been around social in like almost ten years, but that idea of being able to create your own feeds seems really innovative. maybe other platforms also do this (do they?) but here the architecture is also decentralized! So nobody owns your data but you
ha! touche. Perhaps I'm salty (not spicy!) bc ppl armchair diagnose a lot (umm rude) and I get the sense that "neurospicy" gets tossed around in this same, overly casual way. But I also get that it might be a cutesy sorta way to talk about neurodivergence. I'll noodle on this..sichuan spicy noodle 🤦♂️
February 18, 2026 at 4:45 AM
ha! touche. Perhaps I'm salty (not spicy!) bc ppl armchair diagnose a lot (umm rude) and I get the sense that "neurospicy" gets tossed around in this same, overly casual way. But I also get that it might be a cutesy sorta way to talk about neurodivergence. I'll noodle on this..sichuan spicy noodle 🤦♂️
let's call it a promising threat...? nay. a threatening promise!
February 18, 2026 at 4:26 AM
let's call it a promising threat...? nay. a threatening promise!
Is there data to support this hypothesis you cite, “the man who carries a pistol because he is afraid is more likely to be shot than the man who goes unarmed”?
February 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Is there data to support this hypothesis you cite, “the man who carries a pistol because he is afraid is more likely to be shot than the man who goes unarmed”?
Well. Damn. Not even like, and this is a stretch, but …”talk about a ring of economic power. invisible hands, am I right?”
February 17, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Well. Damn. Not even like, and this is a stretch, but …”talk about a ring of economic power. invisible hands, am I right?”
every fiber in my body has been fine tuned to register stand up and sketch comedy vibes. There surely is a punchline here. Nerds! assemble and supply one!
February 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
every fiber in my body has been fine tuned to register stand up and sketch comedy vibes. There surely is a punchline here. Nerds! assemble and supply one!
…and…? Go on….
February 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
…and…? Go on….
what news network reported this? It’s a bombshell story.
February 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
what news network reported this? It’s a bombshell story.
Somebody is ready to disappear rn…You know bc of the pedophilia and all.
February 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Somebody is ready to disappear rn…You know bc of the pedophilia and all.
I mean when was the last time anyone did a threesome in the cheese aisle? What’s happening to this country
February 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I mean when was the last time anyone did a threesome in the cheese aisle? What’s happening to this country
If I was in that couple I’d have just seen if you wanted to make out too. Just like fuck it. In that situation what does anyone have to lose?
February 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
If I was in that couple I’d have just seen if you wanted to make out too. Just like fuck it. In that situation what does anyone have to lose?
She’s def 100% laughing with me and not at me. No doubt. For sure 100p.
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
She’s def 100% laughing with me and not at me. No doubt. For sure 100p.
everyone on social is sort of an op-ed columnist. What have we become? (violently pukes while spasming about the room and trying to vlog the puking and spasming and settling on an SEO vid title like “5 things I learned from vomit spasms”)
February 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
everyone on social is sort of an op-ed columnist. What have we become? (violently pukes while spasming about the room and trying to vlog the puking and spasming and settling on an SEO vid title like “5 things I learned from vomit spasms”)
He about to change numbers back to half that
February 17, 2026 at 10:22 PM
He about to change numbers back to half that
consider masturbating. It’s a timeless tradition for people with nothing better to do
February 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
consider masturbating. It’s a timeless tradition for people with nothing better to do
which presumably involves curry powder
February 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
which presumably involves curry powder