i was genuinely a little shocked that i forgot what a naughty piece of shit benny can be until my last visit

bad!!! disrespectful!!!!!

what if i hated my grandma and wanted to use this technology to settle the score with her? is the ability to make your AI grandma feel like shit a feature or not? (i wouldn’t use it either way but inquiring minds want to know)

extremely romantic double homicide ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

if we ever get around to a definitive edition i’d really like to kill both of them at the same time ❤️ damien was made to be squished like a bug but marshall deserves some action too

only 50000?

donate at the Bribe The Writers tier to bribe the writers

my new friend

if you ever thought about moving to a different state to get away from your relatives i highly recommend it

it shows so little in the picture too, it’s like recognizing a loved one in a blurry photograph because you just KNOW them

i did almost throw the mail away without opening it though so next time they should venmo it to me or something

i could repost this without the typo but i don’t want to give this intrusive thought more power over me than it already has