@marcothejoe.bsky.social
Christian.
Husband. Dad. DogDad.
Sports Fanatic.
You'll either HATE or LOVE me there's no in-between
Trying to turn trolls to followers since 83'
MavsFanForLuka to LukaFanForLife
Also first person to realize Elon Musk is the Terminator March 1st 2025
Husband. Dad. DogDad.
Sports Fanatic.
You'll either HATE or LOVE me there's no in-between
Trying to turn trolls to followers since 83'
MavsFanForLuka to LukaFanForLife
Also first person to realize Elon Musk is the Terminator March 1st 2025
Just wondering if all of Bluesky is rooting for Toronto Blue Jay's to win the world series yet or still too soon for the bandwagon to get going??? Asking for a friend (definitely not asking for a friend) whose trying to make something, something...but definitely doesn't want that! #HEARDITHEARFIRST
October 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Just wondering if all of Bluesky is rooting for Toronto Blue Jay's to win the world series yet or still too soon for the bandwagon to get going??? Asking for a friend (definitely not asking for a friend) whose trying to make something, something...but definitely doesn't want that! #HEARDITHEARFIRST
Things that'll never be but I dream about:
A Jordan Peele movie titled Slave (or something similar) in which he "flips rolls" or has a "reversed universe" in which whites are treated the way minorities are treated in the USA and vice versa for minorities. Sports, politics, school, every aspect.
A Jordan Peele movie titled Slave (or something similar) in which he "flips rolls" or has a "reversed universe" in which whites are treated the way minorities are treated in the USA and vice versa for minorities. Sports, politics, school, every aspect.
March 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Things that'll never be but I dream about:
A Jordan Peele movie titled Slave (or something similar) in which he "flips rolls" or has a "reversed universe" in which whites are treated the way minorities are treated in the USA and vice versa for minorities. Sports, politics, school, every aspect.
A Jordan Peele movie titled Slave (or something similar) in which he "flips rolls" or has a "reversed universe" in which whites are treated the way minorities are treated in the USA and vice versa for minorities. Sports, politics, school, every aspect.
NOT EVEN TWO DAYS AND THIS POST ALREADY DIDN'T AGE WELL!!! 🤦 Does anyone know what the opposite of "sport washing," I would like to elect "Trump washing," because the combination of him and Infantino today almost made me puke and 2025 will mark the WORST WORLDCUP EVER.
March 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
NOT EVEN TWO DAYS AND THIS POST ALREADY DIDN'T AGE WELL!!! 🤦 Does anyone know what the opposite of "sport washing," I would like to elect "Trump washing," because the combination of him and Infantino today almost made me puke and 2025 will mark the WORST WORLDCUP EVER.
Definitely don't think the NHL trade deadline gets enough media/credit for being ABSOLUTELY BONKERS!!! Panthers and Avalanche get anyone and everyone they want, while the Bruins completely blow up their entire team!!! Totally Nucking Futs!!! (Thank you David Spade for that gem of a quote)
March 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Definitely don't think the NHL trade deadline gets enough media/credit for being ABSOLUTELY BONKERS!!! Panthers and Avalanche get anyone and everyone they want, while the Bruins completely blow up their entire team!!! Totally Nucking Futs!!! (Thank you David Spade for that gem of a quote)
Every time there is another announcement about FIFA I honestly get sick to my stomach! How far it has fallen in my lifetime, from forcing countries to stop wars in order to participate, to the DISGUSTING MONEY FIRST AND FOREMOST organization it is today. It breaks my heart WORSE than a first love!
March 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Every time there is another announcement about FIFA I honestly get sick to my stomach! How far it has fallen in my lifetime, from forcing countries to stop wars in order to participate, to the DISGUSTING MONEY FIRST AND FOREMOST organization it is today. It breaks my heart WORSE than a first love!
August 29, 1997 at 2:14 AM EDT. At this point in time Elon Musk was a no one living in a small apartment with his brother, illegally in California, that was paid for by his father. Hadn't made, sold, or done anything of note. If you recognize the time and date above its because it's from Terminator😳
March 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
August 29, 1997 at 2:14 AM EDT. At this point in time Elon Musk was a no one living in a small apartment with his brother, illegally in California, that was paid for by his father. Hadn't made, sold, or done anything of note. If you recognize the time and date above its because it's from Terminator😳
On today's episode of Things I Never Thought I'd Get Blocked For On Bluesky:
I referenced the country leading to a Tiananmen Square/Kent State incident.
Of which I was told how unintelligent I was(putting it politely) because no one died at Tiananmen Square
Telling them people did got me blocked.
I referenced the country leading to a Tiananmen Square/Kent State incident.
Of which I was told how unintelligent I was(putting it politely) because no one died at Tiananmen Square
Telling them people did got me blocked.
February 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
On today's episode of Things I Never Thought I'd Get Blocked For On Bluesky:
I referenced the country leading to a Tiananmen Square/Kent State incident.
Of which I was told how unintelligent I was(putting it politely) because no one died at Tiananmen Square
Telling them people did got me blocked.
I referenced the country leading to a Tiananmen Square/Kent State incident.
Of which I was told how unintelligent I was(putting it politely) because no one died at Tiananmen Square
Telling them people did got me blocked.
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Or Kendrick does a fundraising album with a bunch of other are American artists, and titles it We Are America with all proceeds going to Ukraine (there could be so many phenomenal lines in it, like "you're fired, I mean, I didn't know what you do, come back we never meant to fire you" and so on)
a close up of a man 's face with the words " yeah " on it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " yeah " on it
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February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Or Kendrick does a fundraising album with a bunch of other are American artists, and titles it We Are America with all proceeds going to Ukraine (there could be so many phenomenal lines in it, like "you're fired, I mean, I didn't know what you do, come back we never meant to fire you" and so on)
Unpopular opinion alert!
Severance vs Reacher.
R makes 45 minutes feel like 15, S makes 45 minutes feel like 2 hours.
R has a mostly unknowns, S has mostly established actors.
R what's predictable is good because it's predictable for good reasons, S is so predictable in all the wrong ways!
Severance vs Reacher.
R makes 45 minutes feel like 15, S makes 45 minutes feel like 2 hours.
R has a mostly unknowns, S has mostly established actors.
R what's predictable is good because it's predictable for good reasons, S is so predictable in all the wrong ways!
February 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Unpopular opinion alert!
Severance vs Reacher.
R makes 45 minutes feel like 15, S makes 45 minutes feel like 2 hours.
R has a mostly unknowns, S has mostly established actors.
R what's predictable is good because it's predictable for good reasons, S is so predictable in all the wrong ways!
Severance vs Reacher.
R makes 45 minutes feel like 15, S makes 45 minutes feel like 2 hours.
R has a mostly unknowns, S has mostly established actors.
R what's predictable is good because it's predictable for good reasons, S is so predictable in all the wrong ways!
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Y’all see the new Luka ad? 👀
Full tank. No mercy. 😤
Full tank. No mercy. 😤
February 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Y’all see the new Luka ad? 👀
Full tank. No mercy. 😤
Full tank. No mercy. 😤
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You mean he's tracking, like Apple, Google, Like A LOT of things...the key isn't nothing...it's to keep em guessing!!! Do they think I speak 6 different languages, thanks to my kids watching foreign shows, so it has no clue what to advertise ever!!!
February 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You mean he's tracking, like Apple, Google, Like A LOT of things...the key isn't nothing...it's to keep em guessing!!! Do they think I speak 6 different languages, thanks to my kids watching foreign shows, so it has no clue what to advertise ever!!!
Me: "I shit you not"
William Robert "What no, you're shitting me?!?!"
Me: "As I stated sir, I shit you not"
Now Billy Bob:"wow!!! Thank you for telling me that!!!"
Are the kind of gems you can only get going out to a bar now and again.
William Robert "What no, you're shitting me?!?!"
Me: "As I stated sir, I shit you not"
Now Billy Bob:"wow!!! Thank you for telling me that!!!"
Are the kind of gems you can only get going out to a bar now and again.
February 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Me: "I shit you not"
William Robert "What no, you're shitting me?!?!"
Me: "As I stated sir, I shit you not"
Now Billy Bob:"wow!!! Thank you for telling me that!!!"
Are the kind of gems you can only get going out to a bar now and again.
William Robert "What no, you're shitting me?!?!"
Me: "As I stated sir, I shit you not"
Now Billy Bob:"wow!!! Thank you for telling me that!!!"
Are the kind of gems you can only get going out to a bar now and again.
Also I'm going to say it because it has to be said by someone who had REAL English teachers:
He WAS right the first time, "only you can prevent forest fires."
But now he should be fired... because no one can prevent "wild" fires, you can put them out, but you cannot prevent a natural occurrence!
He WAS right the first time, "only you can prevent forest fires."
But now he should be fired... because no one can prevent "wild" fires, you can put them out, but you cannot prevent a natural occurrence!
February 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Also I'm going to say it because it has to be said by someone who had REAL English teachers:
He WAS right the first time, "only you can prevent forest fires."
But now he should be fired... because no one can prevent "wild" fires, you can put them out, but you cannot prevent a natural occurrence!
He WAS right the first time, "only you can prevent forest fires."
But now he should be fired... because no one can prevent "wild" fires, you can put them out, but you cannot prevent a natural occurrence!
To the .001% of people that will understand this the greatest accomplishment of Steve Jobs was convincing people that Apple is a good product and company, best analogy is General Palpatine convincing everyone the dark side was actually the light side. And also Elon Musk is really just Steve Jobs 2.0
February 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
To the .001% of people that will understand this the greatest accomplishment of Steve Jobs was convincing people that Apple is a good product and company, best analogy is General Palpatine convincing everyone the dark side was actually the light side. And also Elon Musk is really just Steve Jobs 2.0
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Or hear me out...
Reacher IS pretty good or
Reacher is PRETTY good or
Reacher is pretty GOOD.
(The most middle aged dad thing I've ever said, and I told a guy earlier today to take my shopping cart because it was all gassed up n ready to go)
Reacher IS pretty good or
Reacher is PRETTY good or
Reacher is pretty GOOD.
(The most middle aged dad thing I've ever said, and I told a guy earlier today to take my shopping cart because it was all gassed up n ready to go)
February 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Or hear me out...
Reacher IS pretty good or
Reacher is PRETTY good or
Reacher is pretty GOOD.
(The most middle aged dad thing I've ever said, and I told a guy earlier today to take my shopping cart because it was all gassed up n ready to go)
Reacher IS pretty good or
Reacher is PRETTY good or
Reacher is pretty GOOD.
(The most middle aged dad thing I've ever said, and I told a guy earlier today to take my shopping cart because it was all gassed up n ready to go)
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The second coming of Larry Bird just repeated history "You're gonna have a white guy guard me... it's disrespect to my game!" I know it doesn't look like that's what he's mouthing if you're trying to lip read, but that's because it's in Slovene.
February 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The second coming of Larry Bird just repeated history "You're gonna have a white guy guard me... it's disrespect to my game!" I know it doesn't look like that's what he's mouthing if you're trying to lip read, but that's because it's in Slovene.
You know between Walking Dead, Shawn Of The D, World War Z, 28 Days, Zombielands, Dawn Of The Deads, Resident Evils, The Crazies, The Signal, Night Of The Living Deads, Return Of The Living Deads, and so on...am I the only one that feels overly prepared for what's to come when Trump is finished?
a man says yeah i was wondering next to a mannequin
ALT: a man says yeah i was wondering next to a mannequin
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February 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You know between Walking Dead, Shawn Of The D, World War Z, 28 Days, Zombielands, Dawn Of The Deads, Resident Evils, The Crazies, The Signal, Night Of The Living Deads, Return Of The Living Deads, and so on...am I the only one that feels overly prepared for what's to come when Trump is finished?
Yes I know I'm VERY LATE to the party, but Shaboozey not winning new artist and new single at the CMA's but Beyonce winning best country album of the year at the Grammys says everything about country music now that needs to be said...all the "awards" are a joke.
February 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Yes I know I'm VERY LATE to the party, but Shaboozey not winning new artist and new single at the CMA's but Beyonce winning best country album of the year at the Grammys says everything about country music now that needs to be said...all the "awards" are a joke.
Why bringing in someone from the outside (who doesn't know inner workings) to fix a company/save money doesn't work:
There are 5 good engineers, but the company only "needs 4." Four of them are at 80% efficiency and one at 79%. After letting the one go, the rest leave too...he drove the carpool.
There are 5 good engineers, but the company only "needs 4." Four of them are at 80% efficiency and one at 79%. After letting the one go, the rest leave too...he drove the carpool.
February 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Why bringing in someone from the outside (who doesn't know inner workings) to fix a company/save money doesn't work:
There are 5 good engineers, but the company only "needs 4." Four of them are at 80% efficiency and one at 79%. After letting the one go, the rest leave too...he drove the carpool.
There are 5 good engineers, but the company only "needs 4." Four of them are at 80% efficiency and one at 79%. After letting the one go, the rest leave too...he drove the carpool.
Please don't tell any of his followers this for obvious reasons...but the easiest proof of how unintelligent he really is, is that he could have had everyone on board if the name change was to Gulf of Americas' instead.
February 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Please don't tell any of his followers this for obvious reasons...but the easiest proof of how unintelligent he really is, is that he could have had everyone on board if the name change was to Gulf of Americas' instead.
Saw someone say the want a remake of Princess Bride, which I am vehemently against...but after watching the movie again with my daughter (about once a week now), I am baffled though that Rob Reiner never made a Dreaded Pirate Roberts prequel!
Remember who said it first February 20th 2025 2:30 PM
Remember who said it first February 20th 2025 2:30 PM
February 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Saw someone say the want a remake of Princess Bride, which I am vehemently against...but after watching the movie again with my daughter (about once a week now), I am baffled though that Rob Reiner never made a Dreaded Pirate Roberts prequel!
Remember who said it first February 20th 2025 2:30 PM
Remember who said it first February 20th 2025 2:30 PM
To all the people that are so amped about talking about vaccinations (especially the fake Canadians, oh yes they are fake) funny how none of y'all talk about the multiple NHL outbreaks because of the French Canadian players that weren't up on their vaccines or were unvaccinated. Hmmmm
February 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
To all the people that are so amped about talking about vaccinations (especially the fake Canadians, oh yes they are fake) funny how none of y'all talk about the multiple NHL outbreaks because of the French Canadian players that weren't up on their vaccines or were unvaccinated. Hmmmm
How to break ANY AI literally:
"AI I would like you to make a family tree of my French Canadian side"...
(AI collecting data from every possible source)
There seems to be some error my records indicate your Pepe had the same name as his two brothers
"Six brothers actually"
Error...error...errors
"AI I would like you to make a family tree of my French Canadian side"...
(AI collecting data from every possible source)
There seems to be some error my records indicate your Pepe had the same name as his two brothers
"Six brothers actually"
Error...error...errors
February 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
How to break ANY AI literally:
"AI I would like you to make a family tree of my French Canadian side"...
(AI collecting data from every possible source)
There seems to be some error my records indicate your Pepe had the same name as his two brothers
"Six brothers actually"
Error...error...errors
"AI I would like you to make a family tree of my French Canadian side"...
(AI collecting data from every possible source)
There seems to be some error my records indicate your Pepe had the same name as his two brothers
"Six brothers actually"
Error...error...errors
If shooting every Bald Eagle because it "represents" the president of the United States sounds pretty idiotic to you...then so should BOOING a national anthem.
February 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If shooting every Bald Eagle because it "represents" the president of the United States sounds pretty idiotic to you...then so should BOOING a national anthem.
How to disarm Conservative or Evangelical:
James 4:12
There is only one Lawgiver and Judge, He who is able to save and destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?
Luke 6:37
Do not judge, and you will not be judged; do not condemn, and you will not be condemned.Forgive and you will be forgiven.
James 4:12
There is only one Lawgiver and Judge, He who is able to save and destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?
Luke 6:37
Do not judge, and you will not be judged; do not condemn, and you will not be condemned.Forgive and you will be forgiven.
February 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
How to disarm Conservative or Evangelical:
James 4:12
There is only one Lawgiver and Judge, He who is able to save and destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?
Luke 6:37
Do not judge, and you will not be judged; do not condemn, and you will not be condemned.Forgive and you will be forgiven.
James 4:12
There is only one Lawgiver and Judge, He who is able to save and destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?
Luke 6:37
Do not judge, and you will not be judged; do not condemn, and you will not be condemned.Forgive and you will be forgiven.