It annoys them no end if you give it an ethnic twist by pronouncing it “deh-zhen-air-AHTE.” Add a glottal stop, maybe some Xhosa clicks... splendid!

youtu.be/4gQQ63P3QYw?...

It has come to my attention that the fictitious Danish Designer referenced spells their last name “Uhlu.” I only ever heard it spoken the million times I saw the film. Deal.

SO.

You’d bring the problem to them. Choose chaos.

I get the sentiment, but not the milkshake part. I’m often sloe.

I got a purple mattress 2ish years ago (more? fewer?) and I love it. I’m leaving instructions to cut it down to the size of my coffin.

You’re fine. Honest.

But for the missing saturated colors, this could be a Wes Anderson setup.

Do you want to be uninvited for all remaining holiday gatherings and food until February 2026 because this is how you get uninvited for all remaining holiday gatherings and food until February 2026.

Do bayeux even tapestry, bro?

Lackluster Caprese is a bandname.

Me: hello, is this an Arby's?
Stop and shop manager: no, why would y--
Duran duran: hey
Me: *wiggling*
SSM: *pinches bridge of nose* go to aisle four
Me: *disappears*
SSM: *on store speaker* Fanboy on aisle four.