Mars
@marciburrito.bsky.social
Putting deodorant in the shopping cart when I go with my gf, then asking her to put it back for me and giving her a treat every time to condition her not to buy it when I'm not there
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Putting deodorant in the shopping cart when I go with my gf, then asking her to put it back for me and giving her a treat every time to condition her not to buy it when I'm not there
Get you a girl who'll sit for 4 hrs to watch a 2 hr ethoslab minecraft world tour while you pause the video every 2 minutes to explain the lore even though she's so sleepy cause it's past her bedtime
January 20, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Get you a girl who'll sit for 4 hrs to watch a 2 hr ethoslab minecraft world tour while you pause the video every 2 minutes to explain the lore even though she's so sleepy cause it's past her bedtime
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Truly nothing would improve my life more than become able to reliably get all my work done in the first 8 hours of the day rather than the last 8
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Truly nothing would improve my life more than become able to reliably get all my work done in the first 8 hours of the day rather than the last 8
Okay hear me out
Butchfemme dwarf x elf, but they each think they're femme4femme & butch4butch
Butchfemme dwarf x elf, but they each think they're femme4femme & butch4butch
December 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Okay hear me out
Butchfemme dwarf x elf, but they each think they're femme4femme & butch4butch
Butchfemme dwarf x elf, but they each think they're femme4femme & butch4butch
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Having a cat is so cool. There is a little creature in my bed who loves me and vibrates like a tiny motorcycle and is so fuzzy and wants to snuggle. How could I want anything else
December 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Having a cat is so cool. There is a little creature in my bed who loves me and vibrates like a tiny motorcycle and is so fuzzy and wants to snuggle. How could I want anything else
My cat yelling at my back door for hours to let him out so he can eat grass and then immediately throw up grass
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
My cat yelling at my back door for hours to let him out so he can eat grass and then immediately throw up grass
I go out super rarely, but I came out to the Christmas festival nearby to see my coworker's stall and had a lot of fun!
December 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I go out super rarely, but I came out to the Christmas festival nearby to see my coworker's stall and had a lot of fun!
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oh hey Girls X Vampire got fully serialized
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
oh hey Girls X Vampire got fully serialized
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I'm important at work, someone kill me
October 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I'm important at work, someone kill me
Chef at work keeps giving me leftover food, it's taking everything I have not to make a joke about being the kitchen's dog eating scraps
October 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Chef at work keeps giving me leftover food, it's taking everything I have not to make a joke about being the kitchen's dog eating scraps
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Art based Game show idea:
Judges panel of equal himes and fujos
Contestants compete in 3 rounds
Round one- draw yuri couple as genderbent yaoi
Round two- draw yaoi couple as yuri
Round three- draw het couple genderbent whichever way you prefer
Judges panel of equal himes and fujos
Contestants compete in 3 rounds
Round one- draw yuri couple as genderbent yaoi
Round two- draw yaoi couple as yuri
Round three- draw het couple genderbent whichever way you prefer
October 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Art based Game show idea:
Judges panel of equal himes and fujos
Contestants compete in 3 rounds
Round one- draw yuri couple as genderbent yaoi
Round two- draw yaoi couple as yuri
Round three- draw het couple genderbent whichever way you prefer
Judges panel of equal himes and fujos
Contestants compete in 3 rounds
Round one- draw yuri couple as genderbent yaoi
Round two- draw yaoi couple as yuri
Round three- draw het couple genderbent whichever way you prefer
Simply cannot understand rujinu shippers
Like jinu?
The guy whose plan from the moment he realises who she is, is to intentionally feed her shame over *her birth* to drive her to suicide?
The guy who carried out that plan to completion?
That's her soulmate in your eyes?
Like jinu?
The guy whose plan from the moment he realises who she is, is to intentionally feed her shame over *her birth* to drive her to suicide?
The guy who carried out that plan to completion?
That's her soulmate in your eyes?
October 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Simply cannot understand rujinu shippers
Like jinu?
The guy whose plan from the moment he realises who she is, is to intentionally feed her shame over *her birth* to drive her to suicide?
The guy who carried out that plan to completion?
That's her soulmate in your eyes?
Like jinu?
The guy whose plan from the moment he realises who she is, is to intentionally feed her shame over *her birth* to drive her to suicide?
The guy who carried out that plan to completion?
That's her soulmate in your eyes?
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a doll was wearing dog ears and a fanny pack with 'bottom' at the rave - girl we already know
October 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
a doll was wearing dog ears and a fanny pack with 'bottom' at the rave - girl we already know
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New phone who this? Let's see how this goes 💚
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
New phone who this? Let's see how this goes 💚
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Finalizado!! #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #zoemira
July 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Finalizado!! #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #zoemira
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July 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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reposting this old meme i made for twitter. for no particular reason
July 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
reposting this old meme i made for twitter. for no particular reason
Just learned about the wow community having the word "slutmog" and holy fuck that's an incredible word
Like yeah bitch I'm slutmogging everyone at the club rn
Like yeah bitch I'm slutmogging everyone at the club rn
June 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Just learned about the wow community having the word "slutmog" and holy fuck that's an incredible word
Like yeah bitch I'm slutmogging everyone at the club rn
Like yeah bitch I'm slutmogging everyone at the club rn
The idea that every time you die in an fps game is because of some 15 year old cracked out on 300mg of adderal is so stupid.
You suck
You just suck.
That's it.
Focus on not sucking.
Or don't! You could also just have fun while sucking.
God knows I do
You suck
You just suck.
That's it.
Focus on not sucking.
Or don't! You could also just have fun while sucking.
God knows I do
June 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
The idea that every time you die in an fps game is because of some 15 year old cracked out on 300mg of adderal is so stupid.
You suck
You just suck.
That's it.
Focus on not sucking.
Or don't! You could also just have fun while sucking.
God knows I do
You suck
You just suck.
That's it.
Focus on not sucking.
Or don't! You could also just have fun while sucking.
God knows I do