Marché’s IPhone
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I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
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Mannnn if we had private pages🌚
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Mannnn if we had private pages🌚
Sooo GloRilla dropped a song called March… my conclusion is Glo wanted to be apart of drumline. 🤣
Nah… but I do like Glo as a majorette.
Nah… but I do like Glo as a majorette.
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Sooo GloRilla dropped a song called March… my conclusion is Glo wanted to be apart of drumline. 🤣
Nah… but I do like Glo as a majorette.
Nah… but I do like Glo as a majorette.
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Stealing packages is so dumb because you don’t even know what you stealing. Now you in jail over someone’s Swiffer duster refills smh
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Stealing packages is so dumb because you don’t even know what you stealing. Now you in jail over someone’s Swiffer duster refills smh
Who is this bitch and who got the Lo?
Speaker Johnson thinks Americans worried about affordability need to just “relax”
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Who is this bitch and who got the Lo?
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December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Like LOL…. War Crimes 🤪
Reports now said that Kegbreath told Admiral Holsey that the military will follow all order & not to question any of them. Holsey stated the strikes are illegal & Kegbreath said do it or step down & retired. Holsey step down & retired.
allaboutlawyer.com/admiral-alvi...
allaboutlawyer.com/admiral-alvi...
Admiral Alvin Holsey Retires Friday After Clash With Hegseth Over Venezuela Strikes
Admiral Alvin Holsey retires December 12, 2025 after one year leading SOUTHCOM. Breaking news on tensions with Hegseth over Caribbean strikes.
allaboutlawyer.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Like LOL…. War Crimes 🤪
Why do men like face sitting? Y’all not afraid to suffocate?
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Why do men like face sitting? Y’all not afraid to suffocate?
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JUST IN: Mike Johnson plans to swear in Rep.-elect Matt Van Epps on Thursday — less than two days after he won the TN-07 special election.
As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.
As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
JUST IN: Mike Johnson plans to swear in Rep.-elect Matt Van Epps on Thursday — less than two days after he won the TN-07 special election.
As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.
As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.
Bro is famous and still can’t get no pussy.
Today’s conspiracy theory… Dj Akademiks is a virgin. PROVE ME WRONG!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Bro is famous and still can’t get no pussy.
Today’s conspiracy theory… Dj Akademiks is a virgin. PROVE ME WRONG!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Today’s conspiracy theory… Dj Akademiks is a virgin. PROVE ME WRONG!!!!
Dj Akademiks is our generations Wendy Williams… 😒😞
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Dj Akademiks is our generations Wendy Williams… 😒😞
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This week Trump pardoned a private equity fraudster, the drug-trafficking ex-president of Honduras, and a Congressman who allegedly took bribes.
Meanwhile, he's weaponizing government to go after his enemies.
An utter mockery of the rule of law. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NflcWXdV-B0
Meanwhile, he's weaponizing government to go after his enemies.
An utter mockery of the rule of law. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NflcWXdV-B0
Trump’s Pay-to-Pardon Scheme
Robert Reich
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This week Trump pardoned a private equity fraudster, the drug-trafficking ex-president of Honduras, and a Congressman who allegedly took bribes.
Meanwhile, he's weaponizing government to go after his enemies.
An utter mockery of the rule of law. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NflcWXdV-B0
Meanwhile, he's weaponizing government to go after his enemies.
An utter mockery of the rule of law. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NflcWXdV-B0
Apple is blatantly lying. Ive listen to Kendrick (GNX) for more than 1,000 minutes but some sexy songs for you is my number 3 most played album at 23 minutes???? Yeah OKAY Apple.
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Apple is blatantly lying. Ive listen to Kendrick (GNX) for more than 1,000 minutes but some sexy songs for you is my number 3 most played album at 23 minutes???? Yeah OKAY Apple.
YES!!!! It doesn’t make sense. I’m ready for their radio RICO charge.
did anyone else who hasn’t listened to Drake at all get him on their Apple Replay? bc he’s showing on my Replay story as top 5 but not ONE song of his is in the playlist they curated for my 2025 Replay lmaooo make it make sense 😂😂😂😂
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
YES!!!! It doesn’t make sense. I’m ready for their radio RICO charge.
Apple… you have some explaining to do. Explain to me how I don’t listen to Drake, but he has a top album on my list??? Mind you I still listen to GNX. I have absolutely listened to that album and let god sort them out repeatedly but DRAKE is on my apple wrapped 2025. HOW?????
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Apple… you have some explaining to do. Explain to me how I don’t listen to Drake, but he has a top album on my list??? Mind you I still listen to GNX. I have absolutely listened to that album and let god sort them out repeatedly but DRAKE is on my apple wrapped 2025. HOW?????
Drake= Calculon
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Drake= Calculon
Megan thee stallion = Nickelback?
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Megan thee stallion = Nickelback?
Did Amy winehouse ever make it to rehab?
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Did Amy winehouse ever make it to rehab?
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
Yes. But ironically conflicted, I want clipse to win but I also want Kendrick to win.
GNX deserves ALL the Grammys 🏆
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Yes. But ironically conflicted, I want clipse to win but I also want Kendrick to win.
Lol you’re apparently my top channel on YouTube. 🤣 @realjnolan.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Lol you’re apparently my top channel on YouTube. 🤣 @realjnolan.bsky.social
I’m surprised I didn’t add this to my list of growing conspiracies.
Is 40 the OVO mole???? Noah has been there since the beginning… BEST I EVER HAD beginning. 🧐
Is 40 the OVO mole???? Noah has been there since the beginning… BEST I EVER HAD beginning. 🧐
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I’m surprised I didn’t add this to my list of growing conspiracies.
Is 40 the OVO mole???? Noah has been there since the beginning… BEST I EVER HAD beginning. 🧐
Is 40 the OVO mole???? Noah has been there since the beginning… BEST I EVER HAD beginning. 🧐
Corporations understand there can’t be rampant or endless consumerism if people are dead right??????
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Corporations understand there can’t be rampant or endless consumerism if people are dead right??????
I’m hungry afffffff
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’m hungry afffffff
Okay yeah. I found a new conspiracy. Johnny Bravo was gay. My new head cannon is “bro was a power bottom.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Okay yeah. I found a new conspiracy. Johnny Bravo was gay. My new head cannon is “bro was a power bottom.”