Mark the Count
@marcatty79.bsky.social
Northern counting expert.
Often seen in a flat, or baseball cap…suit neither.
No Politics….if you mainly post politics, don’t expect a follow back. If you only post politics, especially those geographically irrelevant to me…expect to be blocked 🚫
Often seen in a flat, or baseball cap…suit neither.
No Politics….if you mainly post politics, don’t expect a follow back. If you only post politics, especially those geographically irrelevant to me…expect to be blocked 🚫
My sons just told me his friends taken his own life today, including mags post earlier, that’s the 4th I’ve learnt about today…I’ll be checking in with some folks tomorrow that’s for sure 😞
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My sons just told me his friends taken his own life today, including mags post earlier, that’s the 4th I’ve learnt about today…I’ll be checking in with some folks tomorrow that’s for sure 😞
Starting with the fizz! Cheers everyone!
December 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Starting with the fizz! Cheers everyone!
I’ve waited 2 hours for this bloody delivery, think I’m just going to fire into the wine here regardless 😒
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’ve waited 2 hours for this bloody delivery, think I’m just going to fire into the wine here regardless 😒
Ok, I’ll be in the big smoke 3rd weekend in Jan and will need pointing to a reasonably priced pint…also, flying from Heathrow on April 12th and probably need somewhere cheap and cheerful for the night before! Any pointers welcomed just know, I’m tight af 🤣
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ok, I’ll be in the big smoke 3rd weekend in Jan and will need pointing to a reasonably priced pint…also, flying from Heathrow on April 12th and probably need somewhere cheap and cheerful for the night before! Any pointers welcomed just know, I’m tight af 🤣
If this post garners more than 5 likes….ill smash in a bottle of red wine tonight! If it doesn’t, I’ll smash a bottle in anyway! 🤷🏻♂️
December 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If this post garners more than 5 likes….ill smash in a bottle of red wine tonight! If it doesn’t, I’ll smash a bottle in anyway! 🤷🏻♂️
Right, let’s get it onnnnn!
December 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Right, let’s get it onnnnn!
Last one folks, gaffa has ordered Italian in for lunch today too so should be a gooden!
December 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Last one folks, gaffa has ordered Italian in for lunch today too so should be a gooden!
One last one, then I can chill for a few day 😏
December 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
One last one, then I can chill for a few day 😏
Right! Stick a fork in me, I’m done…is 7pm ok to go to bed?
December 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Right! Stick a fork in me, I’m done…is 7pm ok to go to bed?
Anyone for chow mine whilst I’m at the takeaway!?
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Anyone for chow mine whilst I’m at the takeaway!?
He’s off to do his celebrations so I’m off for the bus home, question is…do I neck a sneaky one!two in Durham whilst I’m out? A couple of quiet line drinks 🤔
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
He’s off to do his celebrations so I’m off for the bus home, question is…do I neck a sneaky one!two in Durham whilst I’m out? A couple of quiet line drinks 🤔
I’ve just sent him on his first spoons toilet quest 🤣
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I’ve just sent him on his first spoons toilet quest 🤣
I’ve sent him to the bar!
December 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I’ve sent him to the bar!
Living it large in the pub with the youngest of my lads.
December 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Living it large in the pub with the youngest of my lads.
Reet, am off oot for me bus…if ya see me in toon…welfare checks guys! I don’t day drink often 😖
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Reet, am off oot for me bus…if ya see me in toon…welfare checks guys! I don’t day drink often 😖
2 new followers, 1 new inbox message and 2 additions to the blocklist this morning…merry Sunday everyone 🙄 anyway, must fire a coffee in because youngest boys 18 today and he doesn’t know it yet but he owes me a pint!
December 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
2 new followers, 1 new inbox message and 2 additions to the blocklist this morning…merry Sunday everyone 🙄 anyway, must fire a coffee in because youngest boys 18 today and he doesn’t know it yet but he owes me a pint!
Times this all wrong, match has kicked off and I’m still sat in the takeaway 😖
December 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Times this all wrong, match has kicked off and I’m still sat in the takeaway 😖
VAR might as well be turned off today, awful decisions. I wouldn’t have given that but neither did the ref…however, I agree with commentary..penalty was stonewall
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
VAR might as well be turned off today, awful decisions. I wouldn’t have given that but neither did the ref…however, I agree with commentary..penalty was stonewall
The count went well….they’d finished before we got there…conveniently, I’ll have to sneak up and catch a cycle count by surprise!
December 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The count went well….they’d finished before we got there…conveniently, I’ll have to sneak up and catch a cycle count by surprise!
22 ordered a new bed, it arrived today. I sent him off to build it, he called down, “it says it’s a 2 person job…” I called back “they always do pal” 🤷🏻♂️
December 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
22 ordered a new bed, it arrived today. I sent him off to build it, he called down, “it says it’s a 2 person job…” I called back “they always do pal” 🤷🏻♂️
One bonus of working from home, just smashed a roast dinner together with Sundays left overs 🤤
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
One bonus of working from home, just smashed a roast dinner together with Sundays left overs 🤤
WFH today, not a big fan of this but, needs must 😒
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
WFH today, not a big fan of this but, needs must 😒
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On a positive note, remembered to put the bottles out when I come back with the dog…blue bin days are the best bin days!
December 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
On a positive note, remembered to put the bottles out when I come back with the dog…blue bin days are the best bin days!