Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦⬛
@marattacks.bsky.social
🇨🇺🇺🇸🏳️🌈Pan/Poly/White/Cis, 🏳️⚧️Trans Ally, BLM, fan of NYM/NYJ/NYI/NYK/NYL/BCEagles/RollTide/Hotspur/Pro Wrestling/Schadenfreude
I would like to wish a very Happy Birthday to the brilliant, the gorgeous, the wonderful Wallace Shawn! I would love to pretend he's my homey, but this pic is from a chance meeting in Spain 🇪🇸
Anywho, Feliz Cumpleaños to him!
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Anywho, Feliz Cumpleaños to him!
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November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I would like to wish a very Happy Birthday to the brilliant, the gorgeous, the wonderful Wallace Shawn! I would love to pretend he's my homey, but this pic is from a chance meeting in Spain 🇪🇸
Anywho, Feliz Cumpleaños to him!
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Anywho, Feliz Cumpleaños to him!
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I have a gala to attend tonight. Modesty prevents me from bragging on myself and how phenomenal I look tonight, but please feel free to discuss how ridiculously good looking I look amongst yourselves on these interwebs and socials.
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I have a gala to attend tonight. Modesty prevents me from bragging on myself and how phenomenal I look tonight, but please feel free to discuss how ridiculously good looking I look amongst yourselves on these interwebs and socials.
Just a reminder that today is Election Day, and that if you did not use early voting or vote by mail, your polling site across Miami-Dade County and Florida is open from 7 AM to 7 PM, so please -Please- exercise your right to vote today! 🗳️🇺🇸
Because Voting Is Sexy!!!
Because Voting Is Sexy!!!
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Just a reminder that today is Election Day, and that if you did not use early voting or vote by mail, your polling site across Miami-Dade County and Florida is open from 7 AM to 7 PM, so please -Please- exercise your right to vote today! 🗳️🇺🇸
Because Voting Is Sexy!!!
Because Voting Is Sexy!!!
No matter where you are or what you're doing, this is better.
October 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
No matter where you are or what you're doing, this is better.
Yeah, I know.
BTW, actual text I sent my non-Jets fan friends this morning:
"I think I found the perfect trinity to represent the Jets ownership, management, and players for most of my life..."
BTW, actual text I sent my non-Jets fan friends this morning:
"I think I found the perfect trinity to represent the Jets ownership, management, and players for most of my life..."
September 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Yeah, I know.
BTW, actual text I sent my non-Jets fan friends this morning:
"I think I found the perfect trinity to represent the Jets ownership, management, and players for most of my life..."
BTW, actual text I sent my non-Jets fan friends this morning:
"I think I found the perfect trinity to represent the Jets ownership, management, and players for most of my life..."
"Fank U, Fren! 🐾🇵🇷💕" from Scout!
August 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
"Fank U, Fren! 🐾🇵🇷💕" from Scout!
It's not only #NationalDogDay, and it's not only Scout's birthday, it's also the day I got this gift from @athletelogos.bsky.social just because he's the Most Amazin'! Thanks from both of us, Dan, and for all the Pawesome Pups out there, Happy National Dog Day to you and your hoomans!
August 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It's not only #NationalDogDay, and it's not only Scout's birthday, it's also the day I got this gift from @athletelogos.bsky.social just because he's the Most Amazin'! Thanks from both of us, Dan, and for all the Pawesome Pups out there, Happy National Dog Day to you and your hoomans!
Speaking as a Mets fan and a big ol' queer, we absolutely exclude the LI scumbags from our incredibly pro LGBTIA+ crowd. The LGM hashtag of course stands for Let's Gay Mets.
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August 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Speaking as a Mets fan and a big ol' queer, we absolutely exclude the LI scumbags from our incredibly pro LGBTIA+ crowd. The LGM hashtag of course stands for Let's Gay Mets.
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You cannot convince this isn't what actually happened to him in that parking lot.
August 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You cannot convince this isn't what actually happened to him in that parking lot.
Well, actually... 😉
(typically used during October games, but have been used during March/April games also)
(typically used during October games, but have been used during March/April games also)
August 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Well, actually... 😉
(typically used during October games, but have been used during March/April games also)
(typically used during October games, but have been used during March/April games also)
Can confirm
August 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Can confirm
It was an honor and a privilege to support this man for a decade. And while I hate to see him leave, I wish him great health, success, and life long happiness in Los Angeles and anywhere else he chooses to play. Good bye, Captain, you'll forever be our Sonny! 🤍🇰🇷
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August 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It was an honor and a privilege to support this man for a decade. And while I hate to see him leave, I wish him great health, success, and life long happiness in Los Angeles and anywhere else he chooses to play. Good bye, Captain, you'll forever be our Sonny! 🤍🇰🇷
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We can all agree that watching this game has to be from outside, through a window...
August 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
We can all agree that watching this game has to be from outside, through a window...
I have seen the future.
August 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have seen the future.
As a Mets fan and Tottenham supporter, can confirm!
July 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
As a Mets fan and Tottenham supporter, can confirm!
Is it ridiculous to wear a David Wright t-shirt and jersey when I'm just going to be watching his number being retired from home and not at Citi? Yes. And I wouldn't be me if I didn't! Forever our Captain! 🧡💙 #DavidWright
July 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Is it ridiculous to wear a David Wright t-shirt and jersey when I'm just going to be watching his number being retired from home and not at Citi? Yes. And I wouldn't be me if I didn't! Forever our Captain! 🧡💙 #DavidWright
Well fuck... QEPD, Jim Shooter 😞
July 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Well fuck... QEPD, Jim Shooter 😞
Life in my 50s is spending a Saturday afternoon halving pills after my primary changed the dose. Excitement! 🥳
June 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Life in my 50s is spending a Saturday afternoon halving pills after my primary changed the dose. Excitement! 🥳
Happy 99th Birthday to the greatest artistic genius the USA has ever produced, Happy Birthday, Mel Brooks!
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June 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Happy 99th Birthday to the greatest artistic genius the USA has ever produced, Happy Birthday, Mel Brooks!
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Damn, but thank you for that incredible music!
QEPD🙏🎶🌊🏄🏻
QEPD🙏🎶🌊🏄🏻
June 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Damn, but thank you for that incredible music!
QEPD🙏🎶🌊🏄🏻
QEPD🙏🎶🌊🏄🏻
Mets Pets Power! 🧡🐾💙
June 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Mets Pets Power! 🧡🐾💙
Most goats can't operate a flamethrower.
But Thee GOAT, Simone Biles sure can!
HehHehHehHeh... Fiiiiire!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
But Thee GOAT, Simone Biles sure can!
HehHehHehHeh... Fiiiiire!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
June 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Most goats can't operate a flamethrower.
But Thee GOAT, Simone Biles sure can!
HehHehHehHeh... Fiiiiire!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
But Thee GOAT, Simone Biles sure can!
HehHehHehHeh... Fiiiiire!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I gave up practicing Catholicism. But my sister & niece asked me to join them & give something up for Lent, and suggested I give up my socials. I deleted most shortcuts from my phone screen, and (mostly) stuck with only using FB/IG for my work account. 1/2
June 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I gave up practicing Catholicism. But my sister & niece asked me to join them & give something up for Lent, and suggested I give up my socials. I deleted most shortcuts from my phone screen, and (mostly) stuck with only using FB/IG for my work account. 1/2