You're really cute you know :3

okay, fair x3

okay but can you explain the poptart panini press dream i had

Wow, congrats!

See I thought i had done it but i misread the achievement and thought it would count upgraded equipment, it did not and i haven't wanted to make a new save to try again yet

Jeff Jarrett? Is that you?

Did you get the achievement for taking out the HR1 Zinogre invasion with only store equipment? I'm pretty decent at the game but that achievement gave me so many issues

I went over to a friends place because he told me he rented this game for the weekend and I was super excited

After I hung out with him that weekend we never spoke again

I think we wrung every ounce of fun out of the game in 30 minutes but he forced us to keep playing so we didn't waste his rental

there are three failure points

1) still-frozen bird contacting hot oil, causing explosion
2) too much oil in the boiler- should measure with water and mark before filling with oil
3) keeping the fire on while lowering the bird into the oil, making the above two issues *significantly worse*

You would want to see me inside a mouse

God I was looking for a hint about a puzzle in a game a few days ago and the thumbnail for the video was the solution. Bless whoever uploaded that, an actual unsung hero

reminds me of the Penta Penguin voice lines from Crash Team Racing where they forgot to remove placeholders so there's just a man going "Penguin Yay 1" and "Penguin Yay 2"

the people who think you're too mean are simply too weak and don't deserve to be in your chat