She'll get to that date and get her holes stretched~

N booty, the best kind! Need more Murder Drones on Hypersky

Always love this lanky bitch, she deserves good cawk

His ass is so perfect~

Oh wait, I get your meaning now. Lol no, People of Wealth™ sap humanity from those who interact with them.

Philosophically, anything with Int above 3 is people (dnd).

Metaphilosophically, anyone who is not important to the narrative is not people. If they don't have a name, they aren't a person till they get a name.

Pataphilosophically, only the players and DM are people, all else is just play act.

Only if they are actually mercenaries hired by a Noble to make a Rival Look Bad by Raiding their Lands, in which case, connection to a Person Of Wealth™ makes them people.

Obviously.

Was he the guy they turned against because he said Diversity is America's Strength because he believes in the Melting Pot?

Because the things they oppose are both strong, so everyone needs to get in line and destroy it, but also weak, so it won't be any real threat once they stand up to it.

They hold both to be true because it sounds more convincing to norms than "Kill that Man for being the wrong race, NOW!"

Superior version~

I play with a lot of Furries, queers, Perverts, and perverted queer Furries (because they are all the best people to play with), and even I'm like "Would they even be down for Neopets sex? That's a niche kinda furry perversion..."

Darkest Fairy is peak as hell and literally exactly what I want out of a Neopets TTRPG.

Honestly if they used Gurps or PBTA instead this would all be so much smoother.

Neopets the Pet Care Game is at extreme odds with Neopets Lore. There's so much war and craziness here, it's insane. I love it.

I mean, in Neopia, there are mideval kingdoms, like, 2 of them (and an Arthurian one), multiple wars, and also a space station left by an alien invader, and a prehistoric area with its own War Council.

Neopets lore rocks~

Oh, that's from like, NeoQuest 2 or something, that's actually from Neopets as a whole. You can do that because there's a neopets property where Obliterate is a thing you can do.

I'm torn, because I totally want Dynamite for Neopets because that's some cool arena battle stuff but on the other hand fighting dark fairies and bad Neopets should be more last resort; this ain't Darkest Fairy.

Oh wow, it's like I wrote this at 14 and sent it to the future.

I'm terrified but intrigued, I gotta know even more now, you've doomed me, kind sir.

Rough how? Scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Eazy Breezy Fun, and 10 being Data Entry with a Migraine.

There's a neopets TTRPG and no one was gonna tell me?! Goddamn! I gotta get me this.