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she/it -- literally a cartoon housecat 😸 -- free palestine

listen to my ambient/drone music: prayermountain.bandcamp.com
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rules for cartoon housecats

1. jokes are a strand type game
2. deeper understanding leads to better jokes
3. you may not like the answer to your prayers
4. cooking a meal for someone is good for both of you
5. being a girls' girl will rarely lead you wrong
getting funky with it in the corndog kitchen
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
post yr favorite beanie baby

lips all day baybee
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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what that mouth do dagwood
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
dog society wouldn't have movies, theyd have smellies
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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annihilation of the self (sexual) seems cool
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
made some cute little dinner 😸
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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going to navy boot camp but im just auditing the course
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
doing stand and deliver to a bunch of illiterate gen alpha kids and getting them fully inspired by reciting george carlin's modern man routine
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
there should be a third thing to ski on besides water and mountains
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
they gave the better call saul guy his own island?
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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being hypnotized seems cool
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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i was born to be a bohemian slacker part time bartender who spends all her other time doing cute stuff and working on art
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
shout out to ham and cheese sandwich for being the food equivalent of a shrug
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
being hypnotized seems cool
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
very funny to front a punk band and go to bat for the democratic party
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
going to navy boot camp but im just auditing the course
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
i was born to be a bohemian slacker part time bartender who spends all her other time doing cute stuff and working on art
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
im not a dog but this haircut is lowkey giving king charles spaniel
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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if the tranny doesn't feel loved she will leave
February 22, 2024 at 11:55 AM
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give me flowers and then we can shoot guns at each other, I think that's what this means
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
makes me feel rly normal and good abt being trans that my partner goes to a support group for cis partners of trans folks after I've been out and on hormones for over 3.5 years
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
prob gonna have to start e-begging soon
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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rly craving one of those goofball indiana pork tenderloin sandwiches, gimme the cornfed hoosier katsu
June 5, 2024 at 10:13 PM
give me flowers and then we can shoot guns at each other, I think that's what this means
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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pinkie
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM