Dracula’s Solicitor
@manetherenen.bsky.social
Alchemist / Bard / Dracula’s solicitor
Professional wrestlers who call each other by their ring names — cool, or cringe? There’s only one way to find out: join me as I spend the coming year insisting all my friends refer to me as Your Man Mick McCann From The Banks Of The Bann
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Professional wrestlers who call each other by their ring names — cool, or cringe? There’s only one way to find out: join me as I spend the coming year insisting all my friends refer to me as Your Man Mick McCann From The Banks Of The Bann
it came free with your fucking DNA moron
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
it came free with your fucking DNA moron
did you guys know that with a small amount of prep you can make and eat a kebab for your lunch
December 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
did you guys know that with a small amount of prep you can make and eat a kebab for your lunch
you think they’re ever gonna allow Wolverine to actually be from Alberta. sound like he’s from Alberta. oh ya buddy I’m gonna join your fuckken Weapon X program suuuure
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
you think they’re ever gonna allow Wolverine to actually be from Alberta. sound like he’s from Alberta. oh ya buddy I’m gonna join your fuckken Weapon X program suuuure
looking at feng shui compasses on ebay
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
looking at feng shui compasses on ebay
Leon’s favourite song is currently Beyond the Sea by Bobby Darin. He gets quite unruly in the hour before bed but crooning the classics to him is a near guaranteed few minutes of smiles
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Leon’s favourite song is currently Beyond the Sea by Bobby Darin. He gets quite unruly in the hour before bed but crooning the classics to him is a near guaranteed few minutes of smiles
I thought this was funny when I first saw it but with the level of brain damage you get as a parent through a series of 2am lobotomies it truly hits different. I was like this just now trying to remember my aunt’s name
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I thought this was funny when I first saw it but with the level of brain damage you get as a parent through a series of 2am lobotomies it truly hits different. I was like this just now trying to remember my aunt’s name
dad hack — when you have 5 minutes, stare into space and listen to the firelink shrine theme. either works. if you’ve had a particularly rough one you can mumble dejectedly too but just the music and the sitting works really well
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
dad hack — when you have 5 minutes, stare into space and listen to the firelink shrine theme. either works. if you’ve had a particularly rough one you can mumble dejectedly too but just the music and the sitting works really well
Stage 4 of Imperishable Night is class. Branching stage, two iconic themes and bosses, and a stage theme that’s an uptempo arrangement of the main title. Awesome
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Stage 4 of Imperishable Night is class. Branching stage, two iconic themes and bosses, and a stage theme that’s an uptempo arrangement of the main title. Awesome
In the Bleak Midwinter Over the Sea
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
In the Bleak Midwinter Over the Sea
started taking creatine for supposed cognitive benefits. feeling like Denji and Power in the glasses. “whoa… I can totally feel my cognition improving already, dude…”
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
started taking creatine for supposed cognitive benefits. feeling like Denji and Power in the glasses. “whoa… I can totally feel my cognition improving already, dude…”
my spotify wrapped is great this year. as predicted it’s just like “you used soft jazz video game covers to keep your son sleeping through his colic months”
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
my spotify wrapped is great this year. as predicted it’s just like “you used soft jazz video game covers to keep your son sleeping through his colic months”
listening to Dragonforce 😌
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
listening to Dragonforce 😌
Have pretty bad convergence insufficiency and no time to do eye strengthening exercises so have taken to doing detail work at home wearing a makeshift eyepatch. probably fine and, like all the best stopgap solutions, very unlikely to compound the problem making it harder to fix later
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Have pretty bad convergence insufficiency and no time to do eye strengthening exercises so have taken to doing detail work at home wearing a makeshift eyepatch. probably fine and, like all the best stopgap solutions, very unlikely to compound the problem making it harder to fix later
(Lion King of Knights voice as she draws Rhongomyniad) No, remove the files. I have saved the files I need.
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
(Lion King of Knights voice as she draws Rhongomyniad) No, remove the files. I have saved the files I need.
(Downing Street)
“B-but chancellor, taxes are already at an all time high! The people won’t accept this, and for what? will more saint quartz make their lives any better? Will it make *yours*?”
(grabbing him by the tie)
“More. Jpegs.”
“B-but chancellor, taxes are already at an all time high! The people won’t accept this, and for what? will more saint quartz make their lives any better? Will it make *yours*?”
(grabbing him by the tie)
“More. Jpegs.”
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 AM
(Downing Street)
“B-but chancellor, taxes are already at an all time high! The people won’t accept this, and for what? will more saint quartz make their lives any better? Will it make *yours*?”
(grabbing him by the tie)
“More. Jpegs.”
“B-but chancellor, taxes are already at an all time high! The people won’t accept this, and for what? will more saint quartz make their lives any better? Will it make *yours*?”
(grabbing him by the tie)
“More. Jpegs.”
first sunday of advent means one thing: Mediæval Bæbes on. you only get three dozen days a year before the government takes em away again so you gotta make em count
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
first sunday of advent means one thing: Mediæval Bæbes on. you only get three dozen days a year before the government takes em away again so you gotta make em count
michale graves saturday night voice; eating butter in the night time 🎶
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
michale graves saturday night voice; eating butter in the night time 🎶
have discovered I missed a Witchblade / The Darkness humble bundle this year and I’m genuinely gutted
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
have discovered I missed a Witchblade / The Darkness humble bundle this year and I’m genuinely gutted
downloaded the dc app to read this. when I got fully back into comics in my teens I was *obsessed* with the Spectre, buying single issues of this run off ebay when they popped up. excited to finally read all of it!
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
downloaded the dc app to read this. when I got fully back into comics in my teens I was *obsessed* with the Spectre, buying single issues of this run off ebay when they popped up. excited to finally read all of it!
put another novella up for pre order 😎 now to get back to writing title # 3… and beyond
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
put another novella up for pre order 😎 now to get back to writing title # 3… and beyond
god bless the beautiful japanese songstresses who sing about being a cool ninja or samurai etc
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
god bless the beautiful japanese songstresses who sing about being a cool ninja or samurai etc
why doesn’t John Sony put Koudelka on PS+? Is he stupid?
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
why doesn’t John Sony put Koudelka on PS+? Is he stupid?
made myself cry watching post shadowbringers cutscenes
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
made myself cry watching post shadowbringers cutscenes
naruto shippuden op 1 voice
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
naruto shippuden op 1 voice