I heard our song today and only noticed when I noticed that I didn’t notice. What a trip.
February 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I heard our song today and only noticed when I noticed that I didn’t notice. What a trip.
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BREAKING:
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The Minneapolis protester fatally shot by a federal officer was ICU nurse Alex Pretti, his parents say.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The Minneapolis protester fatally shot by a federal officer was ICU nurse Alex Pretti, his parents say.
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
BREAKING:
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The Minneapolis protester fatally shot by a federal officer was ICU nurse Alex Pretti, his parents say.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The Minneapolis protester fatally shot by a federal officer was ICU nurse Alex Pretti, his parents say.
I wish there were a way for folks to understand before it happens just how quickly and completely I can and will bounce right up out of their lives. It’s a magic trick; I’m magic, bitch.
January 24, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I wish there were a way for folks to understand before it happens just how quickly and completely I can and will bounce right up out of their lives. It’s a magic trick; I’m magic, bitch.
Idc what anyone has ever told you, “happy for them but sad for me” is a lethal combination.
January 18, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Idc what anyone has ever told you, “happy for them but sad for me” is a lethal combination.
Simply the only energy I’ll be bringing into 2026 everybody get outta my fucking way.
January 18, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Simply the only energy I’ll be bringing into 2026 everybody get outta my fucking way.
Tippy top of that list is anyone no longer in your life cuz you stopped being the only 1 putting in work. Lolz relationships be crazy when you’re unlearning everything a narc parent taught you 🙃 Bye or whatever I guess. Enjoy whatever you deemed smarter sexier prettier more creative than me? Ha.
January 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Tippy top of that list is anyone no longer in your life cuz you stopped being the only 1 putting in work. Lolz relationships be crazy when you’re unlearning everything a narc parent taught you 🙃 Bye or whatever I guess. Enjoy whatever you deemed smarter sexier prettier more creative than me? Ha.
“Your soul smells like ass” is my new favorite insult.
Thank u Hank Green; my list is already growing 2 long 2 manage.
Thank u Hank Green; my list is already growing 2 long 2 manage.
January 18, 2026 at 1:31 AM
“Your soul smells like ass” is my new favorite insult.
Thank u Hank Green; my list is already growing 2 long 2 manage.
Thank u Hank Green; my list is already growing 2 long 2 manage.
Realizing you haven’t seen your “best friend” in over a year cuz he “fell in love” and since he doesn’t seem to care about you at all you can’t care either. Wtf is life lol sooo stupid and pointless honestly 😂 I have the flu. Shots fired in a silent room? Who cares? This is how I cope. Byeeeeee.
January 17, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Realizing you haven’t seen your “best friend” in over a year cuz he “fell in love” and since he doesn’t seem to care about you at all you can’t care either. Wtf is life lol sooo stupid and pointless honestly 😂 I have the flu. Shots fired in a silent room? Who cares? This is how I cope. Byeeeeee.
Dear god I hate every last one of you; just leave me alone, thanks 😘
January 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Dear god I hate every last one of you; just leave me alone, thanks 😘
Bb boii, apples and oranges are the same, you’re proving the point.
Marco Rubio on comparisons between Venezuela and Iraq: "People need to stop describing the apples of the Middle East to the oranges of the Western Hemisphere
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Bb boii, apples and oranges are the same, you’re proving the point.
Everyone who watched the show and didn’t read the books is gonna lose their fucking minds next season when they realize Yuna loves Ilya like Shane loves Ilya. #shewouldhavelovedyoulikeiloveyou #heatedrivalry
January 4, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Everyone who watched the show and didn’t read the books is gonna lose their fucking minds next season when they realize Yuna loves Ilya like Shane loves Ilya. #shewouldhavelovedyoulikeiloveyou #heatedrivalry
Tell me this isn’t Achilles I dare you.
December 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Tell me this isn’t Achilles I dare you.
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We really need to bring back a focus on reading comprehension
December 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
We really need to bring back a focus on reading comprehension
I don’t actually know what I want or need but each passing day feels more and more like a big ol cry might be the answer.
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I don’t actually know what I want or need but each passing day feels more and more like a big ol cry might be the answer.
Once again I find myself convinced even a mid MM romance novel can translate into a bangin’ story on screen.
What’s the take away here?
Authors: don’t waste our time on porn plotting or underdeveloped arcs. Your story better have god-tier goddamn substance because that’s what we come for.
What’s the take away here?
Authors: don’t waste our time on porn plotting or underdeveloped arcs. Your story better have god-tier goddamn substance because that’s what we come for.
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Once again I find myself convinced even a mid MM romance novel can translate into a bangin’ story on screen.
What’s the take away here?
Authors: don’t waste our time on porn plotting or underdeveloped arcs. Your story better have god-tier goddamn substance because that’s what we come for.
What’s the take away here?
Authors: don’t waste our time on porn plotting or underdeveloped arcs. Your story better have god-tier goddamn substance because that’s what we come for.
Absolutely rage sobbing through Netflix’s The Stringer.
Vietnam? Photography? Subterfuge? Racism? Injustice? My impending monthly menstrual cycle?
All yes.
Vietnam? Photography? Subterfuge? Racism? Injustice? My impending monthly menstrual cycle?
All yes.
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Absolutely rage sobbing through Netflix’s The Stringer.
Vietnam? Photography? Subterfuge? Racism? Injustice? My impending monthly menstrual cycle?
All yes.
Vietnam? Photography? Subterfuge? Racism? Injustice? My impending monthly menstrual cycle?
All yes.
Just saw AT&T’s updated Luke Whilson edit. What’s whrong, AT&T? His hard “w” didn’t test whell whith the rest of the target audience either? Whonder why. It’s not like the whole commercial is about authenticity or anything 😂
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Just saw AT&T’s updated Luke Whilson edit. What’s whrong, AT&T? His hard “w” didn’t test whell whith the rest of the target audience either? Whonder why. It’s not like the whole commercial is about authenticity or anything 😂
Woke up still a single orphan to a Lions loss, but texts from both my Dexcom followers checking on my low BSL and a plate of Thanksgiving love from my back yard buds. Isn’t that just the perfect example of this beautiful excruciating life?
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Woke up still a single orphan to a Lions loss, but texts from both my Dexcom followers checking on my low BSL and a plate of Thanksgiving love from my back yard buds. Isn’t that just the perfect example of this beautiful excruciating life?
Nah bro eff this I’m going to bed. Even a Lions win would make it worse today. Enjoy your families and whatever joy you can squeeze from this life 💙
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Nah bro eff this I’m going to bed. Even a Lions win would make it worse today. Enjoy your families and whatever joy you can squeeze from this life 💙
First year I’ve actually felt like an orphan.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
First year I’ve actually felt like an orphan.
AITA that I get upset when my friends don’t spend a single moment celebrating when I’m excited about something in my own life even though I spend all my time with them excited about their stuff? Like, give me the time of day for my one fucking thing cuz I constantly do it for you? Guess not.
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
AITA that I get upset when my friends don’t spend a single moment celebrating when I’m excited about something in my own life even though I spend all my time with them excited about their stuff? Like, give me the time of day for my one fucking thing cuz I constantly do it for you? Guess not.
The Bridgerton horse and the Wicked horse are the same horse, and Donica Lewinsky has a man crush on Nat 20 roller Mamdani. Have we…. escaped out of the darkest timeline?!
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Bridgerton horse and the Wicked horse are the same horse, and Donica Lewinsky has a man crush on Nat 20 roller Mamdani. Have we…. escaped out of the darkest timeline?!
Callie Hart got me sobbing at two in the morning over a stupid martyr named after a fucking bird.
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Callie Hart got me sobbing at two in the morning over a stupid martyr named after a fucking bird.
Questions if I can afford a $300/month car payment. Loose math confirms I spent $325 on GrubHub in October…
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Questions if I can afford a $300/month car payment. Loose math confirms I spent $325 on GrubHub in October…
Man it’s really fucking sad when your most significant relationships fall completely the fuck apart.
November 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Man it’s really fucking sad when your most significant relationships fall completely the fuck apart.