Mandi Bossard
@mandibossard.bsky.social
“Sir, the good news is, you won’t do any prison time. The bad news is…you have to laugh at Elon Musk’s terrible edge lord jokes for four years.”
February 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“Sir, the good news is, you won’t do any prison time. The bad news is…you have to laugh at Elon Musk’s terrible edge lord jokes for four years.”
Imagine commenting “Cope harder!!” on one of my videos and I’m just painting my lil clay guys.
February 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Imagine commenting “Cope harder!!” on one of my videos and I’m just painting my lil clay guys.
And this is why we never date men who let things slide when another dude is an asshole.
I’m a Taurus dating an Aries. We’re a united front of hating at all times. Complementary forms of hating. A well-balanced team.
I’m a Taurus dating an Aries. We’re a united front of hating at all times. Complementary forms of hating. A well-balanced team.
February 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
And this is why we never date men who let things slide when another dude is an asshole.
I’m a Taurus dating an Aries. We’re a united front of hating at all times. Complementary forms of hating. A well-balanced team.
I’m a Taurus dating an Aries. We’re a united front of hating at all times. Complementary forms of hating. A well-balanced team.
My problem with the Terrifier movies is not like “oh my god, they kill kids in this!!” but that Leone wants so desperately to stir up controversy while weaseling his way out of it “meaning” anything.
You don’t get to do dead kid horror AND be a big weiner about it.
You don’t get to do dead kid horror AND be a big weiner about it.
February 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My problem with the Terrifier movies is not like “oh my god, they kill kids in this!!” but that Leone wants so desperately to stir up controversy while weaseling his way out of it “meaning” anything.
You don’t get to do dead kid horror AND be a big weiner about it.
You don’t get to do dead kid horror AND be a big weiner about it.
We need a word for that feeling when you’ve assumed someone is older than you and you’ve put them in a “older and wiser than me” category.
Then you find out you’re the same age (or they’re YOUNGER) and you feel like:
Then you find out you’re the same age (or they’re YOUNGER) and you feel like:
February 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
We need a word for that feeling when you’ve assumed someone is older than you and you’ve put them in a “older and wiser than me” category.
Then you find out you’re the same age (or they’re YOUNGER) and you feel like:
Then you find out you’re the same age (or they’re YOUNGER) and you feel like:
That one and this Sarah Schauer one are absolute hall of famers for me.
January 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
That one and this Sarah Schauer one are absolute hall of famers for me.
And with that, Joe Biden created a bunch of baby libertarians like that scene when all the gremlins get wet.
January 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
And with that, Joe Biden created a bunch of baby libertarians like that scene when all the gremlins get wet.
God threads sucks. Every post is like this and then the person is in the comments like “Everyone is so mad at me and I just wanted to have a conversation!!”
A wasteland of posts like “I think using two pillows demonstrates an inherent internal weakness. Why are you mad!!!!!”
A wasteland of posts like “I think using two pillows demonstrates an inherent internal weakness. Why are you mad!!!!!”
January 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
God threads sucks. Every post is like this and then the person is in the comments like “Everyone is so mad at me and I just wanted to have a conversation!!”
A wasteland of posts like “I think using two pillows demonstrates an inherent internal weakness. Why are you mad!!!!!”
A wasteland of posts like “I think using two pillows demonstrates an inherent internal weakness. Why are you mad!!!!!”
“Um…Greg. Do you think the-“
“Football looks too vaginal? It’s too LATE, Ron. We’ve printed the t-shirts. Run the goddamn ad.”
“Football looks too vaginal? It’s too LATE, Ron. We’ve printed the t-shirts. Run the goddamn ad.”
January 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
“Um…Greg. Do you think the-“
“Football looks too vaginal? It’s too LATE, Ron. We’ve printed the t-shirts. Run the goddamn ad.”
“Football looks too vaginal? It’s too LATE, Ron. We’ve printed the t-shirts. Run the goddamn ad.”
Why…why is Radar making it sound like Conan is pro-fire?
January 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Why…why is Radar making it sound like Conan is pro-fire?
Firefighters are so fucking brave. I can’t get my head around it. I cannot for a second comprehend what it takes to do that job.
How the fuck is this the salary?
How the fuck is this the salary?
January 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Firefighters are so fucking brave. I can’t get my head around it. I cannot for a second comprehend what it takes to do that job.
How the fuck is this the salary?
How the fuck is this the salary?
Yes!! It feels like “I bet you thought this hero’s journey would mean something!” And I’m like…yes? You see, we come to this place for magic.
January 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yes!! It feels like “I bet you thought this hero’s journey would mean something!” And I’m like…yes? You see, we come to this place for magic.
There was something so enchanting to me about the flat water in the early 2000s Harry Potter pc games. I wanted so desperately to touch the flat water. Whenever JK Rowling says more terf garbage I think “You’ve destroyed the magic of the flat water.”
December 22, 2024 at 5:33 PM
There was something so enchanting to me about the flat water in the early 2000s Harry Potter pc games. I wanted so desperately to touch the flat water. Whenever JK Rowling says more terf garbage I think “You’ve destroyed the magic of the flat water.”
No. No, these were in response to a minute long bit about the Charlie Brown soundtrack.
December 21, 2024 at 5:22 PM
No. No, these were in response to a minute long bit about the Charlie Brown soundtrack.
Like you take these comments and go “oh were these in response to an in-depth analysis of jazz?”
December 21, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Like you take these comments and go “oh were these in response to an in-depth analysis of jazz?”
I would rather be put in a Saw trap.
December 20, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I would rather be put in a Saw trap.
Wait let me post the full pic because it captures cops doing what cops do best: standing around.
December 5, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Wait let me post the full pic because it captures cops doing what cops do best: standing around.
Cops, known for constantly fucking up cases, harassing innocent people, trampling through crime scenes and losing/contaminating evidence, say only John Wick could have slipped so seamlessly into the night.
December 5, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Cops, known for constantly fucking up cases, harassing innocent people, trampling through crime scenes and losing/contaminating evidence, say only John Wick could have slipped so seamlessly into the night.
So does everyone else’s Spotify wrapped feel both super soulless but also undeniably vaginal? Why is this giving AI Georgia O’Keeffe?
December 5, 2024 at 2:04 AM
So does everyone else’s Spotify wrapped feel both super soulless but also undeniably vaginal? Why is this giving AI Georgia O’Keeffe?
This was the first gift I ever gave my partner and now that we live together, I feel like really I was buying future me a present.
December 1, 2024 at 1:03 AM
This was the first gift I ever gave my partner and now that we live together, I feel like really I was buying future me a present.
Imagine being mad at me and I’m just googling where to buy a tiny tent for my cats.
November 26, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Imagine being mad at me and I’m just googling where to buy a tiny tent for my cats.