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Mitchell Anderson
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Minneapolis person. Tottenham person. Person person.
"Spurs have a talent problem, exacerbated by a coaching problem, made impossible to fix by an executive problem."

@kimischilling.bsky.social with the most succinct summary of the state of Spurs
Thomas Frank was a symptom of Tottenham's progressing disease
The coach was bad, but why would this club find a good one?
www.thetransferflow.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If you're neutral on milk hotels, you've chosen the side of the oppressor's milk hotel
February 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I figured this season under Frank that Spurs would teeter between fine and meh, but it's turned into teetering between bad and relegated, with the latter becoming more likely by the day.

The entire front office needs to be fired on principle alone.
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
More like Good Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Cristian Romero is Tottenham's best and also our worst player.
February 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The masculine urge to whip some shitties in the snow
ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳
February 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Pep dropping points to Spurs all the time is such a good bit
February 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Have never seen a striker kick a defenders leg into the ball to score like that before, but I'll take it
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
The commentators accurately comparing the Tottenham stadium atmosphere to COVID-era matches where fans were banned from the stadiums
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Even the fans booing the team off the pitch at halftime was half-assed.
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
First Bissouma and then Xavi turning away from a defender and immediately forgetting they're still behind them.

Screw fundamentals, I'm afraid Tottenham's players lack object permanence.
February 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The only thing worse than Dragusin's defending on the opening goal is his haircut.
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Mikel Arteta's Arsenal are answering the question of what it would've looked like if you had given Tony Pulis £1 billion to invest into a squad.
January 31, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Greatest city in the goddamn world
Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday.

📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
January 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Mitchell Anderson
"ICE OUT" on Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis, as seen from my flight leaving MSP airport
January 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
You think you're inoculated to the depravity of the current administration and then you see a GoFundMe to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped and shipped across the country but not before agents used him as bait to try and catch others in his house.
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Apologies in advance to all the good Tottenham podcast makers who I will not be listening to this week
January 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Tottenham might finally have found an opponent as mentally weak as themselves.

Real stoppable force meets moveable object stuff.
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Yves Bissouma looking like one of our best players coming back into the side after being out for 6 months. Probably misused as a lone DM under Ange.
January 17, 2026 at 4:35 PM
January 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Typing my 27 character password with a TV remote
January 6, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The official tottenham beat reporter 🙃
FT 0-0. I really hope that is the worst football match that takes place in 2026, in any league, at any level. If there's anything worse than that, something's gone wrong.
January 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Man of the match: the full time whistle
January 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
As soon as we get a new manager, new tactics, better players, a coherent transfer strategy, and some help from the football gods, it's over for you bitches
January 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
For the longest time I've been saying the front office needs to be cleared out, but now it just needs to be a clean sweep. Put us out of our misery.
January 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM