mammalea.bsky.social
@mammalea.bsky.social
Guess it got too close to a window.
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Maybe time for other countries to stop all flights from their countries to the US. Let's say till Jan 5th 2026.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I figured he just had them all eat in a shed out back while he and his rich friends partied in the ballroom. Then I remembered, he would never allow "those people" on his property.
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
According to the standards he is using, we should be able to have him immediately punished for his crimes. Just one person appointed to declare he is a criminal, then immediately carry out the punishment that the person deems appropriate. Bo more due process BS right?
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Remember the old saying "Dead men tell no tales"? They want no survivors because they would be able to reveal that they had zero to do with drugs.
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Mikey is too overwhelmed right now. He's home counting how often his dick alarm pings while he's on Grindr.
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
When did it become policy for a country to close the airspace over someone else's country? Does this mean that England can decide to close all the airspace over the US?
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
0. None in at least 10.
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Anyone find any of these people to verify a payment of the promised money? Were they even real workers or just more hired actors like the "union workers" during the campaign?
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The MRI will only reveal any physical abnormalities.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I demand that he goes on live tv and hand signs EVERY last order he has "signed" since he took office. To start with, every single pardon. He has to read the name out loud and explain to all of us who each individual is and why he is pardoning that person.
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
We still like you. I will buy twice as much nothing for the rest of the day to make it up for you.
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Sulking like a toddler who was just told he couldn't have more candy
Mad Monkey Mad GIF
ALT: Mad Monkey Mad GIF
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November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
More likely, nothing in there but a pile of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Looks soooooooo delicious.
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
He was whining about declining birth rates on Thanksgiving. That means he couldn't find any woman with low enough self-respect to try to impregnate. Guess he had to rely on ol Rosie Palmer.
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sorry, but I don't need to buy clothing to let others know how I feel. I give them my foul mouthed fu*king opinion for free. It's what they love about me.
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Planning to vac seal and freeze some so hubby can have a turkey dinner when he wants one. Canning leftover broth for gravy. Also canning leftover ham & broth for future ham potpie.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
That's the plan.
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The yamtits alone weigh 75.
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The meal looks wonderful. I would brag to everyone if I had partaken of that meal.
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
He means 19 countries of predominantly nonwhite populations.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Thieves currently suspected to be in hiding enjoying a fine dinner of escargot while wearing millions of $$$ worth of fine jewels.
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM