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Hannah Apuan
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software engineer. 💖✨
(go/aws/infra/platform) ✨
ex twilio. ex sendgrid. ✨
just a little cat girl in a big dog world. 🐱
denver, co ✨

my opinions are my own.

https://hannahapuan.github.io/
add me on WoW: Elestara-Turalyon (❄️ DK)
Bone marrow should be offered at more restaurants.
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Absolutely brutal report just out from National Association of Realtors on the utterly broken US housing market.

First-time homebuyers fell to a historic low of just 21% of all homebuyers, and their median age was an all-time high of 40 years old.

The American Dream is dead.
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Every time somebody makes a slack channel like `team-backend` I make another one named `team-backend-cool` just like the CIA handbook taught me
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Daily bunny no.3144 is keeping pace
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
All I want for Christmas is for Bo Nix and the Broncos to bear the Chiefs at their Christmas Day home game! 💙🧡
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I miss summer.
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Thinking about pickled okra
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I love everything about this.

Nice job, Chicago... Mr Rogers would be proud of you. 😍

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Chicagoans buy out street vendors amid immigration crackdown to give them a 'day without fear'
Some Chicagoans have pooled money in their neighborhoods or through local organizations while others have simply bought out taco stands or tamale vendors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I’m relieved but terrified.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Full left on every primary!!!!! We need to get these fucking centrist aipac useless leaders the fuck out. They do nothing for us and only damage the party brand for Americans who don’t follow politics closely.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Some guy at the bar just suggested rock, paper, scissors but with the real objects. I’m here for it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
ANYWAYS
Colorado sports this year are such an absolute joy. Love my state.

And the Rockies don’t lose for another four months!
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Watching the Commanders game today and seeing that wrinkly orange fuck’s face and hearing his voice was worse than any jump scare.

I need to be mentally prepared before exposure to him.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
So does Twisted Wonderland objectively suck or is it just me?

I like the art style and premise but the premise does seem to just be trying to utilize all the campy ideas (which I fall for) but the script and relationship building seems outrageously cheesy and bad. Exposition is horrible
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Why was that dipshit on Fox for the Lions game trying to spew propaganda.
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is what Fascism looks like.
“Critics said that the way the speech was edited for a BBC documentary last year was misleading and cut out a section where Trump said that he wanted supporters to demonstrate peacefully.”
BBC director resigns after criticism of the broadcaster’s editing of a Trump speech
The head of the BBC has resigned after criticism of the broadcaster’s editing of a speech by U.S. President Donald Trump.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I swear google is making its search engine worse to force people into ai

Has this been looked into? brb doing some searches.. with duckduckgo
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What a beautiful win for the Avalanche tonight!
#colorado #avalanche #nhl
GO AVS
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Yet another example of Trump shooting the US in the foot. Our abdication of moral leadership in international institutions like the UN, WHO, G20, and ICC only serves to allow our adversaries the opportunity to expand their influence on the world stage while we suffer.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
Trump says US will skip G20 in South Africa
President Trump said on Friday that the United States will not be part of the upcoming Group of 20 (G20) summit in South Africa, calling it “a total disgrace.” “Afrikaners (People…
thehill.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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This morning, I spoke at the SOMOS Labor Breakfast.

"We are not looking to remake New York City in my image. We are looking to remake it in the image of struggling workers across the five boroughs."
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
TIL earthworms live 1-8 years.
Crazy to think as a child I cut up some 8 year old beings.
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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If you think democracy will survive the emergence of trillionaires, you are dreaming.
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM