Mallory
@malwaaare.bsky.social
Sonic did me dirty the other day giving me 2 cherries when I asked for extra. Today, they put seemingly a whole jar in my Coke Zero 😍
June 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Sonic did me dirty the other day giving me 2 cherries when I asked for extra. Today, they put seemingly a whole jar in my Coke Zero 😍
Taken 3 really jumped the shark and did they think we wouldn’t notice they suddenly changed actors for the stepdad???
June 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Taken 3 really jumped the shark and did they think we wouldn’t notice they suddenly changed actors for the stepdad???
I am far too deadpan because family members were arguing about how to pronounce Cheney Lake and I say
It’s pronounced Chingy Lake and it’s next to the Holiday Inn. Confusion ensues 😭
It’s pronounced Chingy Lake and it’s next to the Holiday Inn. Confusion ensues 😭
June 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I am far too deadpan because family members were arguing about how to pronounce Cheney Lake and I say
It’s pronounced Chingy Lake and it’s next to the Holiday Inn. Confusion ensues 😭
It’s pronounced Chingy Lake and it’s next to the Holiday Inn. Confusion ensues 😭
I just KNOW they’re lying about how that Olay cream works. A cream can’t snatch your jawline. That’s a facelift, baby
June 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I just KNOW they’re lying about how that Olay cream works. A cream can’t snatch your jawline. That’s a facelift, baby
I watch too much TLC and the show Virgins is crazy. Because how do you mean this 40 yo woman doesn’t know where her vagina is?!
June 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I watch too much TLC and the show Virgins is crazy. Because how do you mean this 40 yo woman doesn’t know where her vagina is?!
Watching I Know What You Did Last Summer and why did Max die first??? He wasn’t involved in the murderous hit-and-run
June 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Watching I Know What You Did Last Summer and why did Max die first??? He wasn’t involved in the murderous hit-and-run
90s movies are such a vibe. But my mom never let me watch rated PG-13 and R movies, which is RUDE
June 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
90s movies are such a vibe. But my mom never let me watch rated PG-13 and R movies, which is RUDE
So like do people talk here or am I just speaking into the void?
May 13, 2023 at 4:23 AM
So like do people talk here or am I just speaking into the void?
Just saw Mark Cuban on here and now I’m hoping my favorite shark—Barbara Corcoran—also materializes 🥹
May 2, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Just saw Mark Cuban on here and now I’m hoping my favorite shark—Barbara Corcoran—also materializes 🥹
I just saw y’all call “mentions” “menchies” and now I want frozen yogurt.
Great 😭
Great 😭
May 2, 2023 at 3:24 PM
I just saw y’all call “mentions” “menchies” and now I want frozen yogurt.
Great 😭
Great 😭
Happy Caturday, y’all!
April 30, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Happy Caturday, y’all!
I already lost a follower. OPE.
April 28, 2023 at 10:58 PM
I already lost a follower. OPE.
Somebody stop them from calling them skeets. WHERE IS LIL JON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
April 28, 2023 at 9:25 PM
Somebody stop them from calling them skeets. WHERE IS LIL JON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
I don’t have kids but I do have cats and I get that same sinking feeling upon hearing a ruckus, and hesitate to go in the other room to see the damage 😭
April 28, 2023 at 6:19 PM
I don’t have kids but I do have cats and I get that same sinking feeling upon hearing a ruckus, and hesitate to go in the other room to see the damage 😭
Lmao @ y’all on this app asking BlueSky devs to plan an outage so y’all can sleep 😂
April 28, 2023 at 1:31 PM
Lmao @ y’all on this app asking BlueSky devs to plan an outage so y’all can sleep 😂
Who has a pizza crust recipe they like? I hate mine 🥲
April 27, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Who has a pizza crust recipe they like? I hate mine 🥲