Hague-seth. I'll have to remember that one

Newsome is the used car salesman of politicians.

At least Newsome has finally started pushing projects to get roofs over the heads of the unhoused. Took way too damn long and until then he's still treating homelessness like a crime but it's better than what the GOP pushes.

It makes an awesome rust remover though.

Sounds like Newsom for 90% of his term as governor....

I learned about that when I took world history in HS. My teacher was originally from New Germany, Minnesota and apparently when he gave that speech everyone there made jokes about JFK being a donut. But as you said, they all appreciated the gesture.

Alpha males aren't the head of any group except incel douchebags. Even other men don't follow alpha males

It seems to be less "satirical" more "patently obvious fact"

Why did he lie about it yesterday

They keep changing their story, and they're all super busy...yet somehow none of them know the things it's their job to know.

Baseball bat to kneecaps?

That's a joke! Political violence is bad, mkay

Nope. I want my partner to call me out when I need calling out.

(speaking to Marco not Aaron who I know shares this stuff to inform not out of any agreement)

Even if true, your boss just pardoned a guy that said on record he wanted to shove drugs up our noses. Go fuck yourself.

I have the box to the first phone I ever bought

It has keys to a house I haven't lived in in 20yrs in it.

Yeah...I'm that guy