Woodnforst
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Woodnforst
@malt1234.bsky.social
Anonymous for work reasons.

Not a spy.
It feels like a continuation of the Sunak govt to me in some ways. But def upgrade on Johnson, Truss and May.
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I think that’s a good point. I assumed they’d be more competent. Not because of any inherent moral or structural reasons - I just thought compared the shower we have had in recent years they just would be.
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’d like to know Godwin’s take on an Islamist saying this kind of stuff - I suspect he’d (rightly) be calling for a similar sanction.
December 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Cock a doodle don’t
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Looking forward to it. Which version are you doing? Pink Floyd or Roger’s?

(Joke)
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Yes, a goal has such a high value. Points in rugby, basketball, or a wicket in cricket just don’t compare.
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I think it’s to do with the need to keep going forward - no proper equivalent of ‘11 behind the ball and thou shall not pass.’
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Yes. As much as I love rugby it is often very predictable. Difficult to do the equivalent of a ‘back to the wall, 1-0 win with your keeper having a blinder and the woodwork saving you.’
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I should add - specifically draw distinction between Tories and reform.
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I’m intrigued he’s said that. He’s right of course, but it’s an interesting comment tactically.
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Yes, and a Netflix, Fly on the wall doc please.
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Reposted by Woodnforst
When Michael Foot and his wife were alive, I remember a friend of theirs wondering whether it was correct to say that he was inviting the Feet around for dinner.
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Magnificent work. Took me a while.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I think I like it because it’s so ludicrous. The worst quiz ever clearly, but all the better for it.
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Without my glasses I thought I read ‘female manatee’.
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My local curry house owner, not unsurprisingly, speaks to his staff (ie. barks orders) in a very strong south Asian accent, but then turns to the table he’s servicing, lowers his voice 2 octaves, and is then pure Ray Winston - ‘’allo lads, ‘ow we all doin’?”
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
October 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Maddy Prion refractor beam
September 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
In such a rush it will be fascinating to watch the left of the party (and maybe even the centre) - I can imagine defections to Labour (‘they actually are a continuation of the Sunak/Hunt govt’) and to the Lib Dem’s (‘I’m really an Orange Booker’)
September 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM