Malphas (Cowboy Fallen Angel VTuber) (CURRENTLY ON HIATUS)
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Howdy. I'm Malphas, your local Midwestern Cowboy Fallen Angel.
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Hiatus announcement: unfortunately I will be taking a break from streaming for a while, probably until after the holidays are over. I need time to focus on my mental health and improving myself. I'll still be around here. Picture from my Discord.
Since im on hiatus for mental health reasons, I'll give yall an update: Ive actually been doing alright. Its been rough and challenging this year, but I think ive accomplished my New Years Resolution of bettering myself. Will still probably wait to come back to streaming until after the holidays tho
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Since im on hiatus for mental health reasons, I'll give yall an update: Ive actually been doing alright. Its been rough and challenging this year, but I think ive accomplished my New Years Resolution of bettering myself. Will still probably wait to come back to streaming until after the holidays tho
I bought the Salamanders Combat Patrol yesterday. Im a Chaos player, but I'll make a special exception because I love the Salamanders.
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I bought the Salamanders Combat Patrol yesterday. Im a Chaos player, but I'll make a special exception because I love the Salamanders.
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December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I hope that the sheet of ice I drove on to get to work this morning will have melted or been cleared by the time I get off for the day.
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I hope that the sheet of ice I drove on to get to work this morning will have melted or been cleared by the time I get off for the day.
Fucking hell, the roads I had to take to get to work were terrible.
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Fucking hell, the roads I had to take to get to work were terrible.
Might start posting pics (covering my face obviously) of myself to help with my self esteem. Idk yet.
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Might start posting pics (covering my face obviously) of myself to help with my self esteem. Idk yet.
Damn third night in a row where I slept alright. Whatever is gonna go wrong must be big if life is buttering me up this much.
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Damn third night in a row where I slept alright. Whatever is gonna go wrong must be big if life is buttering me up this much.
Damn, Im waiting until I get paid to buy more Warhammer. Yall I think I actually have a problem, lol.
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Damn, Im waiting until I get paid to buy more Warhammer. Yall I think I actually have a problem, lol.
Once again: I actually slept alright last night. My body is def up to something letting me sleep this good.
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Once again: I actually slept alright last night. My body is def up to something letting me sleep this good.
Last night was the first time in like a week I think that I was able to actually get a full night's sleep. Been having trouble sleeping due to some minor general anxiety. Not like full on attacks or anything mind you, just like a tiny little anxiety that kinda quietly eats at you.
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Last night was the first time in like a week I think that I was able to actually get a full night's sleep. Been having trouble sleeping due to some minor general anxiety. Not like full on attacks or anything mind you, just like a tiny little anxiety that kinda quietly eats at you.
My report so far: kinda anticlimactic. I mean yeah its busy, but like, not unmanageably busy.
Black Friday and I work retail. Oof.
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My report so far: kinda anticlimactic. I mean yeah its busy, but like, not unmanageably busy.
Black Friday and I work retail. Oof.
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Black Friday and I work retail. Oof.
After the feast today I might go to bed as soon as I get home.
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
After the feast today I might go to bed as soon as I get home.
Oh no. I heard a political topic come up in the kitchen. Wish me luck yall, it might get ugly.
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Oh no. I heard a political topic come up in the kitchen. Wish me luck yall, it might get ugly.
Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate it!
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate it!
I need coffee ;w;
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I need coffee ;w;
I just posted that wimdy post and the moment I did I heard the Half Life 2 ammo pickup sound in the breakroom. And I literally just heard it again while typing. Im losing my mind.
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I just posted that wimdy post and the moment I did I heard the Half Life 2 ammo pickup sound in the breakroom. And I literally just heard it again while typing. Im losing my mind.
It fucken wimdy outside
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It fucken wimdy outside
Me earlier this year: "Nah, im just not interested in a romantic relationship. Doesnt sound like my kinda thing."
Me now: "Oh I'm an idiot, I just dont want a relationship right now because I dont want to burden someone else with my mental health issues."
Me now: "Oh I'm an idiot, I just dont want a relationship right now because I dont want to burden someone else with my mental health issues."
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Me earlier this year: "Nah, im just not interested in a romantic relationship. Doesnt sound like my kinda thing."
Me now: "Oh I'm an idiot, I just dont want a relationship right now because I dont want to burden someone else with my mental health issues."
Me now: "Oh I'm an idiot, I just dont want a relationship right now because I dont want to burden someone else with my mental health issues."
Which Chaos god would yall fall to if at this moment you woke up in 40k? With how angy Ive been lately, I feel like I'd accidentally fall to Khorne.
But I mean...at least won't stab me in the back. He'd stab me in my neck while he's right in front of me.
But I mean...at least won't stab me in the back. He'd stab me in my neck while he's right in front of me.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Which Chaos god would yall fall to if at this moment you woke up in 40k? With how angy Ive been lately, I feel like I'd accidentally fall to Khorne.
But I mean...at least won't stab me in the back. He'd stab me in my neck while he's right in front of me.
But I mean...at least won't stab me in the back. He'd stab me in my neck while he's right in front of me.
Damn im kinda eepy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Damn im kinda eepy.
I gotta work tomorrow too ;w;
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I gotta work tomorrow too ;w;
Yall. Im at the retro game store atm and someone decided to unironically use a slur and say it loud. Wtf is wrong with people.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Yall. Im at the retro game store atm and someone decided to unironically use a slur and say it loud. Wtf is wrong with people.
...why dont I own a CRT? I hear theyre cheap af and I have nostalgia for them.
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
...why dont I own a CRT? I hear theyre cheap af and I have nostalgia for them.
I needed money
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I needed money