Jimmy Malone
@malonespeaking.bsky.social
Founder of The Jimmy Malone Scholarship at College Now. Proud to be woke, liberal and politically correct .
If they offered you a free loge with free parking , free food and drinks, and free foot massages, would you leave your house for either of these games?
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If they offered you a free loge with free parking , free food and drinks, and free foot massages, would you leave your house for either of these games?
A: If you have a job, you are ready to retire.😂
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A: If you have a job, you are ready to retire.😂
For me, the most unusual part of this headline is the thought of having steak at Denny's.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
For me, the most unusual part of this headline is the thought of having steak at Denny's.
Many people have to step down because of their association with Epstein, but if you're president of the U.S. the GOP will still embrace and support you.
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Many people have to step down because of their association with Epstein, but if you're president of the U.S. the GOP will still embrace and support you.
Apparently, if you're homeless and exposing your buttocks in Pepper Pike, OH, the police will take you to McDonald's.🤣
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Apparently, if you're homeless and exposing your buttocks in Pepper Pike, OH, the police will take you to McDonald's.🤣
Hey Friends
Please don't ruin the holiday dinner. If you have an afro coming out of your nose, please trim it before heading to someone's house for turkey.
Please don't ruin the holiday dinner. If you have an afro coming out of your nose, please trim it before heading to someone's house for turkey.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Hey Friends
Please don't ruin the holiday dinner. If you have an afro coming out of your nose, please trim it before heading to someone's house for turkey.
Please don't ruin the holiday dinner. If you have an afro coming out of your nose, please trim it before heading to someone's house for turkey.
This will not affect my life in any way.
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This will not affect my life in any way.
If this affects you, you need to ask yourself why you are still on twitter
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If this affects you, you need to ask yourself why you are still on twitter
Imagine living in a country where the president is OK with the release of files that will show he was involved with underage girls, because he knows his supporters will still embrace him.
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Imagine living in a country where the president is OK with the release of files that will show he was involved with underage girls, because he knows his supporters will still embrace him.
Even at that level, those tickets are still overpriced
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Even at that level, those tickets are still overpriced
I would handle this the same way.
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I would handle this the same way.
I just watched "Off The Hook" on Netflix. It was a lot of fun, with very likable characters. I think it's definitely worth watching.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I just watched "Off The Hook" on Netflix. It was a lot of fun, with very likable characters. I think it's definitely worth watching.
Please Please Please talk to your gullible friends & relatives and warn them about these scams. I don't understand how people keep falling for this stuff.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Please Please Please talk to your gullible friends & relatives and warn them about these scams. I don't understand how people keep falling for this stuff.
What's sad is that she could easily get scammed by a real pastor too.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
What's sad is that she could easily get scammed by a real pastor too.
Based on the behavior I've observed, this does not surprise me 😂😂
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Based on the behavior I've observed, this does not surprise me 😂😂
This $700,000 house has a shower, with no walls, next to a toilet, next to a window. WTF? www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This $700,000 house has a shower, with no walls, next to a toilet, next to a window. WTF? www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
This salad has an expiration date, but I have no idea when it is. I know it's in November, but that's about it.
November 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This salad has an expiration date, but I have no idea when it is. I know it's in November, but that's about it.
But I think eggs are cheaper now. www.cnbc.com/2025/10/31/a...
October 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
But I think eggs are cheaper now. www.cnbc.com/2025/10/31/a...
Dear Men,
It's very unlikely that random women you meet online are actually interested in you. In the rare instances when they are interested, they don't ask you for redemption codes from Apple gift cards.
It's very unlikely that random women you meet online are actually interested in you. In the rare instances when they are interested, they don't ask you for redemption codes from Apple gift cards.
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Dear Men,
It's very unlikely that random women you meet online are actually interested in you. In the rare instances when they are interested, they don't ask you for redemption codes from Apple gift cards.
It's very unlikely that random women you meet online are actually interested in you. In the rare instances when they are interested, they don't ask you for redemption codes from Apple gift cards.
My daughter makes an awesome mac & cheese but I don't have a pic of it. I will try to find one. This is similar, but not quite like hers. It needs to be a little burned and crispy on the top and sides.
October 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My daughter makes an awesome mac & cheese but I don't have a pic of it. I will try to find one. This is similar, but not quite like hers. It needs to be a little burned and crispy on the top and sides.
Even though I consider myself to be a mature adult, I'm ashamed to admit that I still chuckle when I see a headline with the word "beavers" in it.
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Even though I consider myself to be a mature adult, I'm ashamed to admit that I still chuckle when I see a headline with the word "beavers" in it.
None of these would receive approval from the Mac & Cheese Committee.
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
None of these would receive approval from the Mac & Cheese Committee.
We probably need to form a Mac & Cheese approval committee. People can submit pictures of their dish, and then the committee can decide if it's Mac & Cheese or just a shitty dish. For example, this would not be approved.
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We probably need to form a Mac & Cheese approval committee. People can submit pictures of their dish, and then the committee can decide if it's Mac & Cheese or just a shitty dish. For example, this would not be approved.
We will never agree on everything, and that's OK. This would not be allowed in my house.
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We will never agree on everything, and that's OK. This would not be allowed in my house.