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mallytea.bsky.social
@mallytea.bsky.social
She/her. 🏳️‍🌈
Reading, felting, crochet, pottery, parenting teens, tea, and always dreaming of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿.
I think I’m funny.
What I wouldn’t give for an Oops! All Yolks carton of eggs.
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 PM
We weren’t sure what this storm would actually bring. We got a little bit of ice. More rain coming, but the temp won’t drop until tonight.
January 25, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Are the empty shelves leading up to a storm bc of panic buying or bc people that usually order/eat out are having to plan for eating at home? (Prob both. But I’m curious about the actual stats.)
January 22, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Made a tatertot hotdish for dinner last night and almost felt patriotic.
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Desperately clinging onto the dregs of a long weekend. I’m so tired, but I know once I go to sleep, it’ll be over.
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Kroger Wrapped (aka Yearly Checkout) is apparently a thing now? Turns out I bought a lot of specialty cheese this past year.
January 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
A mystery is afoot! Somebody rearranged the silverware drawer in my house. But nobody is owning up to it.
January 12, 2026 at 1:32 PM
My partner and 17 year old were told to “quiet down” while at a Waffle House this morning. They were playing chess.
January 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I feel so stressed that even my dissociation is in overdrive. I took 2 different impromptu naps today.
January 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
We had a fog advisory this morning. This is the epitome of winter in the South.
January 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
My partner got us a new toaster for Christmas. But I’m still burning everything, because I haven’t learned to dial in the controls yet.
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I may have a pet named after a Spirited Away character, but Howl’s Moving Castle is my favorite Miyazaki movie.
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
New year, new anxieties
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Advertising got me. I subscribed to the History Hit app so I can watch medieval history documentaries. No regrets.
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Windows open bc it’s 70° out and I was baking and cooking all day, and I heard a neighbor’s smoke detector going off.

I hear ya, good neighbor. That’s just the dinner bell.
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Got a Dubai chocolate dessert from Costco that came in a little glass cup. And I’m more excited about the cup than the dessert.
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My newest tattoo. (It’s just barely over a week old, so I’m still peeling a bit.)
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Is it just me or does all grocery store olive oil smell rancid lately?
December 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Learned a new word in Scottish Gaelic, Sgudal: trash
Scuttle: deliberately sink a ship
Scuttlebutt: gossip
Scuttle (Little Mermaid): gossipy bird that brings shipwreck trash to Ariel

I feel like these are somehow related, intentionally AND possibly unintentionally. I kinda love it.
a cartoon of a bird with a surprised look on its face
Alt: a cartoon seagull twirling a fork in his “hair” and ending up with poofy feathers on his head
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I literally just got serious about Xmas shopping for my kids today. I am stressT!!!
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Rush Creek Reserve with Serrano ham for dinner. For no particular reason, other than that it’s good.
December 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My toaster oven nearly set off the smoke detector this morning. But it made my cheesy toast tastes like flame broiled burger, so silver linings, I guess.
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Spent 5hrs in a tattoo chair today! And instead of going home to sleep, I’m at my kid’s band concert. 🫠
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Does it bother anyone else that all the Christmas “reindeer” lawn decorations are actually more like white tailed deer?
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m ready to cook another turkey, just so I can have leftovers again.
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM