@mallytea.bsky.social
She/her. 🏳️🌈
Reading, felting, crochet, pottery, parenting teens, tea, and always dreaming of 🏴.
I think I’m funny.
Reading, felting, crochet, pottery, parenting teens, tea, and always dreaming of 🏴.
I think I’m funny.
What I wouldn’t give for an Oops! All Yolks carton of eggs.
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 PM
What I wouldn’t give for an Oops! All Yolks carton of eggs.
We weren’t sure what this storm would actually bring. We got a little bit of ice. More rain coming, but the temp won’t drop until tonight.
January 25, 2026 at 3:22 PM
We weren’t sure what this storm would actually bring. We got a little bit of ice. More rain coming, but the temp won’t drop until tonight.
Are the empty shelves leading up to a storm bc of panic buying or bc people that usually order/eat out are having to plan for eating at home? (Prob both. But I’m curious about the actual stats.)
January 22, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Are the empty shelves leading up to a storm bc of panic buying or bc people that usually order/eat out are having to plan for eating at home? (Prob both. But I’m curious about the actual stats.)
Made a tatertot hotdish for dinner last night and almost felt patriotic.
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Made a tatertot hotdish for dinner last night and almost felt patriotic.
Desperately clinging onto the dregs of a long weekend. I’m so tired, but I know once I go to sleep, it’ll be over.
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Desperately clinging onto the dregs of a long weekend. I’m so tired, but I know once I go to sleep, it’ll be over.
Kroger Wrapped (aka Yearly Checkout) is apparently a thing now? Turns out I bought a lot of specialty cheese this past year.
January 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Kroger Wrapped (aka Yearly Checkout) is apparently a thing now? Turns out I bought a lot of specialty cheese this past year.
A mystery is afoot! Somebody rearranged the silverware drawer in my house. But nobody is owning up to it.
January 12, 2026 at 1:32 PM
A mystery is afoot! Somebody rearranged the silverware drawer in my house. But nobody is owning up to it.
My partner and 17 year old were told to “quiet down” while at a Waffle House this morning. They were playing chess.
January 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
My partner and 17 year old were told to “quiet down” while at a Waffle House this morning. They were playing chess.
I feel so stressed that even my dissociation is in overdrive. I took 2 different impromptu naps today.
January 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I feel so stressed that even my dissociation is in overdrive. I took 2 different impromptu naps today.
We had a fog advisory this morning. This is the epitome of winter in the South.
January 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
We had a fog advisory this morning. This is the epitome of winter in the South.
My partner got us a new toaster for Christmas. But I’m still burning everything, because I haven’t learned to dial in the controls yet.
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
My partner got us a new toaster for Christmas. But I’m still burning everything, because I haven’t learned to dial in the controls yet.
I may have a pet named after a Spirited Away character, but Howl’s Moving Castle is my favorite Miyazaki movie.
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I may have a pet named after a Spirited Away character, but Howl’s Moving Castle is my favorite Miyazaki movie.
New year, new anxieties
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
New year, new anxieties
Advertising got me. I subscribed to the History Hit app so I can watch medieval history documentaries. No regrets.
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Advertising got me. I subscribed to the History Hit app so I can watch medieval history documentaries. No regrets.
Windows open bc it’s 70° out and I was baking and cooking all day, and I heard a neighbor’s smoke detector going off.
I hear ya, good neighbor. That’s just the dinner bell.
I hear ya, good neighbor. That’s just the dinner bell.
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Windows open bc it’s 70° out and I was baking and cooking all day, and I heard a neighbor’s smoke detector going off.
I hear ya, good neighbor. That’s just the dinner bell.
I hear ya, good neighbor. That’s just the dinner bell.
Got a Dubai chocolate dessert from Costco that came in a little glass cup. And I’m more excited about the cup than the dessert.
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Got a Dubai chocolate dessert from Costco that came in a little glass cup. And I’m more excited about the cup than the dessert.
My newest tattoo. (It’s just barely over a week old, so I’m still peeling a bit.)
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My newest tattoo. (It’s just barely over a week old, so I’m still peeling a bit.)
Is it just me or does all grocery store olive oil smell rancid lately?
December 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Is it just me or does all grocery store olive oil smell rancid lately?
Learned a new word in Scottish Gaelic, Sgudal: trash
Scuttle: deliberately sink a ship
Scuttlebutt: gossip
Scuttle (Little Mermaid): gossipy bird that brings shipwreck trash to Ariel
I feel like these are somehow related, intentionally AND possibly unintentionally. I kinda love it.
Scuttle: deliberately sink a ship
Scuttlebutt: gossip
Scuttle (Little Mermaid): gossipy bird that brings shipwreck trash to Ariel
I feel like these are somehow related, intentionally AND possibly unintentionally. I kinda love it.
a cartoon of a bird with a surprised look on its face
Alt: a cartoon seagull twirling a fork in his “hair” and ending up with poofy feathers on his head
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Learned a new word in Scottish Gaelic, Sgudal: trash
Scuttle: deliberately sink a ship
Scuttlebutt: gossip
Scuttle (Little Mermaid): gossipy bird that brings shipwreck trash to Ariel
I feel like these are somehow related, intentionally AND possibly unintentionally. I kinda love it.
Scuttle: deliberately sink a ship
Scuttlebutt: gossip
Scuttle (Little Mermaid): gossipy bird that brings shipwreck trash to Ariel
I feel like these are somehow related, intentionally AND possibly unintentionally. I kinda love it.
I literally just got serious about Xmas shopping for my kids today. I am stressT!!!
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I literally just got serious about Xmas shopping for my kids today. I am stressT!!!
Rush Creek Reserve with Serrano ham for dinner. For no particular reason, other than that it’s good.
December 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Rush Creek Reserve with Serrano ham for dinner. For no particular reason, other than that it’s good.
My toaster oven nearly set off the smoke detector this morning. But it made my cheesy toast tastes like flame broiled burger, so silver linings, I guess.
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
My toaster oven nearly set off the smoke detector this morning. But it made my cheesy toast tastes like flame broiled burger, so silver linings, I guess.
Spent 5hrs in a tattoo chair today! And instead of going home to sleep, I’m at my kid’s band concert. 🫠
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Spent 5hrs in a tattoo chair today! And instead of going home to sleep, I’m at my kid’s band concert. 🫠
Does it bother anyone else that all the Christmas “reindeer” lawn decorations are actually more like white tailed deer?
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Does it bother anyone else that all the Christmas “reindeer” lawn decorations are actually more like white tailed deer?
I’m ready to cook another turkey, just so I can have leftovers again.
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m ready to cook another turkey, just so I can have leftovers again.