Mallador
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You've heard of Ozempic, butbhave you tried R'hllor?
Side effects may apply: May cause visions, social anxiety, depression, heartburn ...
Side effects may apply: May cause visions, social anxiety, depression, heartburn ...
January 30, 2026 at 2:42 PM
You've heard of Ozempic, butbhave you tried R'hllor?
Side effects may apply: May cause visions, social anxiety, depression, heartburn ...
Side effects may apply: May cause visions, social anxiety, depression, heartburn ...
Ser Arlan probably avoiding the jousting lists because he was better in the melee. He'd be the only guy out there dual wielding warhammer's while holding a shield
January 28, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Ser Arlan probably avoiding the jousting lists because he was better in the melee. He'd be the only guy out there dual wielding warhammer's while holding a shield
4 lances? 7 lances? If Arlan wanted to really impress them he should've just shown them his dick
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 PM
4 lances? 7 lances? If Arlan wanted to really impress them he should've just shown them his dick
I noticed a plot hole in the Dunk and Egg show. The Lords may not have remembered Ser Arlan of Pennytree for his knightly valor, but they'd remember the cudgel between his legs
January 28, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I noticed a plot hole in the Dunk and Egg show. The Lords may not have remembered Ser Arlan of Pennytree for his knightly valor, but they'd remember the cudgel between his legs
It must be a sign from the Old God's. Today the Blue Jays will be stellar. They may be in the weeds now, but it's a great place to pick for food
October 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It must be a sign from the Old God's. Today the Blue Jays will be stellar. They may be in the weeds now, but it's a great place to pick for food
Listening to Nick Cave with my 7yo. She loves Where the Wild Roses Grow. I thought the meaning was over her head. She puzzled it out, so now my kid happily sings a murder ballad. Is there a word for being both proud and ashamed?
October 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Listening to Nick Cave with my 7yo. She loves Where the Wild Roses Grow. I thought the meaning was over her head. She puzzled it out, so now my kid happily sings a murder ballad. Is there a word for being both proud and ashamed?
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More stuff like this please! This is (part of) what we need. You can speak and make noise even if you don't control the Executive or Legislative Branch of the federal government. Governors...you're up!
Good on you Pritzger.
www.nbcnews.com/video/illino...
Good on you Pritzger.
www.nbcnews.com/video/illino...
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker warns against authoritarianism in address
In his State of the State address, Gov. JB Pritzker, D-Ill., warned against authoritarianism, saying “it took the Nazis one month, three weeks, two days, eight hours, and 40 minutes to dismantle a con...
www.nbcnews.com
February 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
More stuff like this please! This is (part of) what we need. You can speak and make noise even if you don't control the Executive or Legislative Branch of the federal government. Governors...you're up!
Good on you Pritzger.
www.nbcnews.com/video/illino...
Good on you Pritzger.
www.nbcnews.com/video/illino...
When a man takes an oath, Meg, he’s holding his own self in his own hands. Like water. And if he opens his fingers then—he needn’t hope to find himself again.
-Thomas More in Robert Bolt's A Man for All Seasons
May these appointed sycophants not splash on the ground
-Thomas More in Robert Bolt's A Man for All Seasons
May these appointed sycophants not splash on the ground
January 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
When a man takes an oath, Meg, he’s holding his own self in his own hands. Like water. And if he opens his fingers then—he needn’t hope to find himself again.
-Thomas More in Robert Bolt's A Man for All Seasons
May these appointed sycophants not splash on the ground
-Thomas More in Robert Bolt's A Man for All Seasons
May these appointed sycophants not splash on the ground
It might be an unpopular opinion, but I really feel like the dad from the Cats in the Cradle song could've done more to be relevant to his sons life.
December 6, 2024 at 9:27 PM
It might be an unpopular opinion, but I really feel like the dad from the Cats in the Cradle song could've done more to be relevant to his sons life.
Shade of the Evening is the Essosi version of the Flaming Moe
December 5, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Shade of the Evening is the Essosi version of the Flaming Moe
Gogogo 🔥 takes
For every like this post gets. I'll drop a bad ASOIAF take.
December 4, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Gogogo 🔥 takes
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Just got my My Neighbor Totoro advent calendar!!!! So cool♡♡♡♡♡♡ #StudioGhibli #Anime
December 3, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Just got my My Neighbor Totoro advent calendar!!!! So cool♡♡♡♡♡♡ #StudioGhibli #Anime
Of all these weird creatures
Who lock up their spirits
Drill holes in themselves
And live for their secrets
They're all uptight
Subterranean Homesick Alien
by Radiohead
Described a bit more in Alt Text
Who lock up their spirits
Drill holes in themselves
And live for their secrets
They're all uptight
Subterranean Homesick Alien
by Radiohead
Described a bit more in Alt Text
December 2, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Of all these weird creatures
Who lock up their spirits
Drill holes in themselves
And live for their secrets
They're all uptight
Subterranean Homesick Alien
by Radiohead
Described a bit more in Alt Text
Who lock up their spirits
Drill holes in themselves
And live for their secrets
They're all uptight
Subterranean Homesick Alien
by Radiohead
Described a bit more in Alt Text
Reposted by Mallador
December 1, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Yes i'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity.
And like any trinitarian, I wait.
Art by Kraehenkunst
And like any trinitarian, I wait.
Art by Kraehenkunst
December 1, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Yes i'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity.
And like any trinitarian, I wait.
Art by Kraehenkunst
And like any trinitarian, I wait.
Art by Kraehenkunst
You read a lot about things being done unceremonious, but just once I'd like to read about someone ceremoniously dumped onto the ground, or ceremoniously hefted onto a shoulder.
November 30, 2024 at 10:00 PM
You read a lot about things being done unceremonious, but just once I'd like to read about someone ceremoniously dumped onto the ground, or ceremoniously hefted onto a shoulder.
If you're looking for something to watch this weekend with young kids, Spellbound might be worth a look. My 6 year old daughter was into it the entire time, which is the most important metric. Pretty good introduction to D&D inspired fantasy.
November 30, 2024 at 1:41 AM
If you're looking for something to watch this weekend with young kids, Spellbound might be worth a look. My 6 year old daughter was into it the entire time, which is the most important metric. Pretty good introduction to D&D inspired fantasy.
What's up blind melon's?
November 18, 2024 at 11:35 PM
What's up blind melon's?
What's the most 80's song you can think of? It wouldn't fit in any other decade?
September 30, 2024 at 2:47 AM
What's the most 80's song you can think of? It wouldn't fit in any other decade?
Book idea: it's a heroes journey and both the protagonist and antagonist are Charles Bukowski
September 29, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Book idea: it's a heroes journey and both the protagonist and antagonist are Charles Bukowski
New podcast called Autocracy in America by the Atlantic, developed by Anne Applebaum, who has been writing about autocracy for years. I'm pretty sure everyone who sees this message is pretty aware of the authoritarian direction the republican nominee is taking the country, but still worth your time
September 13, 2024 at 6:58 PM
New podcast called Autocracy in America by the Atlantic, developed by Anne Applebaum, who has been writing about autocracy for years. I'm pretty sure everyone who sees this message is pretty aware of the authoritarian direction the republican nominee is taking the country, but still worth your time
GRRM must be a golfer. It's no coincidence Robert's Warhammer is described similarly to a putter, and no coincidence with the anger he wields it. A Storm Lord missed a putt and a dynasty fell... was probably a Par 3
September 2, 2024 at 6:19 AM
GRRM must be a golfer. It's no coincidence Robert's Warhammer is described similarly to a putter, and no coincidence with the anger he wields it. A Storm Lord missed a putt and a dynasty fell... was probably a Par 3
Do you have any recommendations for an English TV sitcom?
I've just finished Peep Show for the third or fourth time, and have seen The Inbetweeners a couple times as well. I assume Channel 4 must have more funny shows.
I've just finished Peep Show for the third or fourth time, and have seen The Inbetweeners a couple times as well. I assume Channel 4 must have more funny shows.
September 1, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Do you have any recommendations for an English TV sitcom?
I've just finished Peep Show for the third or fourth time, and have seen The Inbetweeners a couple times as well. I assume Channel 4 must have more funny shows.
I've just finished Peep Show for the third or fourth time, and have seen The Inbetweeners a couple times as well. I assume Channel 4 must have more funny shows.
From Howls Moving Castle:
And Sophie was suddenly overwhelmed by the fact that she was standing talking to the King. It was, she thought dizzily, as if the man sitting there and the huge, important thing which was kingship were two separate things that just happened to occupy the same chair.
And Sophie was suddenly overwhelmed by the fact that she was standing talking to the King. It was, she thought dizzily, as if the man sitting there and the huge, important thing which was kingship were two separate things that just happened to occupy the same chair.
August 31, 2024 at 12:09 AM
From Howls Moving Castle:
And Sophie was suddenly overwhelmed by the fact that she was standing talking to the King. It was, she thought dizzily, as if the man sitting there and the huge, important thing which was kingship were two separate things that just happened to occupy the same chair.
And Sophie was suddenly overwhelmed by the fact that she was standing talking to the King. It was, she thought dizzily, as if the man sitting there and the huge, important thing which was kingship were two separate things that just happened to occupy the same chair.