Malkaveer
@malkaveer.bsky.social
I do all the things, or at least: Magic the Gathering; teach music and speech; TTRPGs. Gamify everything! There are some that call me...Steve. he/him
GM for Hire
GM for Hire
Look, I won my draft with Cosmic Spider-Man in my g/r deck, ok? Don't kink shame me.
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Look, I won my draft with Cosmic Spider-Man in my g/r deck, ok? Don't kink shame me.
Poly and Ester aren't vegan?
a man is asking if chicken is a vegan
ALT: a man is asking if chicken is a vegan
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December 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Poly and Ester aren't vegan?
Are the safety settings on? Are you maybe making them without a flared base? Gotta check those things.
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Are the safety settings on? Are you maybe making them without a flared base? Gotta check those things.
The algorithm will continue to feed you Brennan until morale improves.
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The algorithm will continue to feed you Brennan until morale improves.
Scheduling is a true process for me, especially during this time of year with the holiday concert season at school 😅
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Scheduling is a true process for me, especially during this time of year with the holiday concert season at school 😅
I have one, and my *only* complaint is that now I really want one with the astrological signs of the ttrpg world we play in.
December 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I have one, and my *only* complaint is that now I really want one with the astrological signs of the ttrpg world we play in.
Truly the best takeaway.
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Truly the best takeaway.
You should come to the Aurora Mall in the afternoon, since my child is going to see the old guy cosplaying as Santa this weekend.
December 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You should come to the Aurora Mall in the afternoon, since my child is going to see the old guy cosplaying as Santa this weekend.
That's...yes. Accurate.
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
That's...yes. Accurate.
All those years of 'spot what's wrong' pictures has trained me for this.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
All those years of 'spot what's wrong' pictures has trained me for this.
A Bug's Life is right there, comrade.
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
A Bug's Life is right there, comrade.