Samantha Perrott
@malkaone.bsky.social
Reader, thinker, mother, wife, helper, friend, dancer, human, music lover, in no particular order.
Be brave, be kind.
Be brave, be kind.
My laundry seems to have sprouted. Guess it sits another day.🤷🏻♀️
May 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
My laundry seems to have sprouted. Guess it sits another day.🤷🏻♀️
so we're not making it to Two Step Inn. 🥺😢😭
such an incredible lineup of artists I was SO EXCITED to see, first time or not!!(Sturgill freaking Simpson, among like 12 others😳)
Houston area let me know if you want wristbands pretty cheap. 🫤☹️
such an incredible lineup of artists I was SO EXCITED to see, first time or not!!(Sturgill freaking Simpson, among like 12 others😳)
Houston area let me know if you want wristbands pretty cheap. 🫤☹️
April 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
so we're not making it to Two Step Inn. 🥺😢😭
such an incredible lineup of artists I was SO EXCITED to see, first time or not!!(Sturgill freaking Simpson, among like 12 others😳)
Houston area let me know if you want wristbands pretty cheap. 🫤☹️
such an incredible lineup of artists I was SO EXCITED to see, first time or not!!(Sturgill freaking Simpson, among like 12 others😳)
Houston area let me know if you want wristbands pretty cheap. 🫤☹️
Pickup ran a red light and knocked husband down on his motorcycle. 21s and I watched it happen.
SEVEN fractured ribs, fractured clavicle, pneumothorax. The bike was rideable, barely touched.
Be careful out there. Please watch carefully for bikes and motorcycles. 🥺💕
SEVEN fractured ribs, fractured clavicle, pneumothorax. The bike was rideable, barely touched.
Be careful out there. Please watch carefully for bikes and motorcycles. 🥺💕
March 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Pickup ran a red light and knocked husband down on his motorcycle. 21s and I watched it happen.
SEVEN fractured ribs, fractured clavicle, pneumothorax. The bike was rideable, barely touched.
Be careful out there. Please watch carefully for bikes and motorcycles. 🥺💕
SEVEN fractured ribs, fractured clavicle, pneumothorax. The bike was rideable, barely touched.
Be careful out there. Please watch carefully for bikes and motorcycles. 🥺💕
Welp, baby girl got a septum piercing today. I’m pleased I reacted in according to plan; “not til you’re 18, pay for it yourself.” Well, she is and she did.
I did tell her I’m not mad, just disappointed(inside joke). And we agreed I’m not giving her enough to rebel against. 😹💕
I did tell her I’m not mad, just disappointed(inside joke). And we agreed I’m not giving her enough to rebel against. 😹💕
March 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Welp, baby girl got a septum piercing today. I’m pleased I reacted in according to plan; “not til you’re 18, pay for it yourself.” Well, she is and she did.
I did tell her I’m not mad, just disappointed(inside joke). And we agreed I’m not giving her enough to rebel against. 😹💕
I did tell her I’m not mad, just disappointed(inside joke). And we agreed I’m not giving her enough to rebel against. 😹💕
18f and I just found what would be the world’s worst band name: meaty tendrils.
(A friend of hers described his failed ear-gauges that way.)
(A friend of hers described his failed ear-gauges that way.)
February 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
18f and I just found what would be the world’s worst band name: meaty tendrils.
(A friend of hers described his failed ear-gauges that way.)
(A friend of hers described his failed ear-gauges that way.)
In lighthearted news, my 18f took a CPR cert class yesterday.
The instructor no longer uses “Stayin’ Alive” for the rhythm. Any guesses on what she used? (Recent toddler parents may want to get in on this…)
…that’s right! It was “Baby Shark”! 👀😹
The instructor no longer uses “Stayin’ Alive” for the rhythm. Any guesses on what she used? (Recent toddler parents may want to get in on this…)
…that’s right! It was “Baby Shark”! 👀😹
February 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
In lighthearted news, my 18f took a CPR cert class yesterday.
The instructor no longer uses “Stayin’ Alive” for the rhythm. Any guesses on what she used? (Recent toddler parents may want to get in on this…)
…that’s right! It was “Baby Shark”! 👀😹
The instructor no longer uses “Stayin’ Alive” for the rhythm. Any guesses on what she used? (Recent toddler parents may want to get in on this…)
…that’s right! It was “Baby Shark”! 👀😹
Reposted by Samantha Perrott
Ok I’m not sure how I missed it*, but REALLY enjoying 2020’s Emma. with Anya Taylor-Joy.
Beautiful sets and clothes. Stunning English landscapes. So far, great accuracy and vibe.
(*Covid. I missed it because it came out Feb 2020.)
Beautiful sets and clothes. Stunning English landscapes. So far, great accuracy and vibe.
(*Covid. I missed it because it came out Feb 2020.)
February 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Ok I’m not sure how I missed it*, but REALLY enjoying 2020’s Emma. with Anya Taylor-Joy.
Beautiful sets and clothes. Stunning English landscapes. So far, great accuracy and vibe.
(*Covid. I missed it because it came out Feb 2020.)
Beautiful sets and clothes. Stunning English landscapes. So far, great accuracy and vibe.
(*Covid. I missed it because it came out Feb 2020.)
Continuing Scotland trip prep: making sure I still like Scotch. (Pretty sure I do.)
February 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Continuing Scotland trip prep: making sure I still like Scotch. (Pretty sure I do.)
Tuesday was our 25th. Yesterday was our regular dancing day, at our regular hangout, we brought cupcakes, had a little to-do. Danced all night. So much fun!
And Chad commissioned a freaking PAINTING of us dancing. Total surprise, so amazing. 😻💕🥹 Feeling very lucky and loved.
And Chad commissioned a freaking PAINTING of us dancing. Total surprise, so amazing. 😻💕🥹 Feeling very lucky and loved.
February 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Tuesday was our 25th. Yesterday was our regular dancing day, at our regular hangout, we brought cupcakes, had a little to-do. Danced all night. So much fun!
And Chad commissioned a freaking PAINTING of us dancing. Total surprise, so amazing. 😻💕🥹 Feeling very lucky and loved.
And Chad commissioned a freaking PAINTING of us dancing. Total surprise, so amazing. 😻💕🥹 Feeling very lucky and loved.
My 18f is so crazy goofy talented. Tomorrow is NHS animal print day, she did her nails animal print! 😻💕
February 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My 18f is so crazy goofy talented. Tomorrow is NHS animal print day, she did her nails animal print! 😻💕
Happy 25th anniversary to
Us!
Us!
February 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Happy 25th anniversary to
Us!
Us!
Snow! The cats aren’t thrilled, but it’s pretty!
January 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Snow! The cats aren’t thrilled, but it’s pretty!
Just found the coolest thing ever! I just registered to transcribe old documents through the Library of Congress. Here’s the link: crowd.loc.gov
Ok, maybe not “the coolest thing ever” but I’m excited. (I know…I AM a nerd.)
Ok, maybe not “the coolest thing ever” but I’m excited. (I know…I AM a nerd.)
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January 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Just found the coolest thing ever! I just registered to transcribe old documents through the Library of Congress. Here’s the link: crowd.loc.gov
Ok, maybe not “the coolest thing ever” but I’m excited. (I know…I AM a nerd.)
Ok, maybe not “the coolest thing ever” but I’m excited. (I know…I AM a nerd.)
Was going to go on a motorcycle ride, but it started raining. (I’m a brand new rider, NOT up for rain yet.)
Now I’m forced to read on the couch, swathed in blankets and kitties. Coffee is nearby.
I’m ok with this development.
Now I’m forced to read on the couch, swathed in blankets and kitties. Coffee is nearby.
I’m ok with this development.
January 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Was going to go on a motorcycle ride, but it started raining. (I’m a brand new rider, NOT up for rain yet.)
Now I’m forced to read on the couch, swathed in blankets and kitties. Coffee is nearby.
I’m ok with this development.
Now I’m forced to read on the couch, swathed in blankets and kitties. Coffee is nearby.
I’m ok with this development.
I can’t be sad about Jimmy Carter’s passing. If anyone ever deserved to rest in peace, he does. I hope he knew how we loved him, and how he’ll be so very much missed.
His legacy of grace, kindness, humility, and service will endure, and his memory is forever a blessing. 🥹💕
His legacy of grace, kindness, humility, and service will endure, and his memory is forever a blessing. 🥹💕
December 30, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I can’t be sad about Jimmy Carter’s passing. If anyone ever deserved to rest in peace, he does. I hope he knew how we loved him, and how he’ll be so very much missed.
His legacy of grace, kindness, humility, and service will endure, and his memory is forever a blessing. 🥹💕
His legacy of grace, kindness, humility, and service will endure, and his memory is forever a blessing. 🥹💕
Husband is chilling playing a truck driving computer game.
I’m HOPING I was suitably enthusiastic appreciating his 4 truck articulated rig. (?) Because he seemed very pleased with himself.
Boys are so cute. 😻💕
I’m HOPING I was suitably enthusiastic appreciating his 4 truck articulated rig. (?) Because he seemed very pleased with himself.
Boys are so cute. 😻💕
December 23, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Husband is chilling playing a truck driving computer game.
I’m HOPING I was suitably enthusiastic appreciating his 4 truck articulated rig. (?) Because he seemed very pleased with himself.
Boys are so cute. 😻💕
I’m HOPING I was suitably enthusiastic appreciating his 4 truck articulated rig. (?) Because he seemed very pleased with himself.
Boys are so cute. 😻💕
Regarding Gisele and men:
Boy, wouldn’t it be nice if the take was “We need to hold each other accountable for perpetuating rape culture” instead of “You can’t blame ME, I’VE never actually raped anyone!”
(“I mean, I laugh at the jokes, watch the fantasy porn, and ask what she was wearing, but…”)
Boy, wouldn’t it be nice if the take was “We need to hold each other accountable for perpetuating rape culture” instead of “You can’t blame ME, I’VE never actually raped anyone!”
(“I mean, I laugh at the jokes, watch the fantasy porn, and ask what she was wearing, but…”)
December 22, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Regarding Gisele and men:
Boy, wouldn’t it be nice if the take was “We need to hold each other accountable for perpetuating rape culture” instead of “You can’t blame ME, I’VE never actually raped anyone!”
(“I mean, I laugh at the jokes, watch the fantasy porn, and ask what she was wearing, but…”)
Boy, wouldn’t it be nice if the take was “We need to hold each other accountable for perpetuating rape culture” instead of “You can’t blame ME, I’VE never actually raped anyone!”
(“I mean, I laugh at the jokes, watch the fantasy porn, and ask what she was wearing, but…”)
Half of a packed Bass Pro Shop parking lot, the other side is just as full. 1:00 pm on Friday, Dec 6, 2024. This does not look like a struggling economy to me.
December 6, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Half of a packed Bass Pro Shop parking lot, the other side is just as full. 1:00 pm on Friday, Dec 6, 2024. This does not look like a struggling economy to me.
Ok, how CUTE is this? Nostalgia just hit me HARD!
Scooter’s coffee, Candyland cups and drinks! 😻💕😺
Scooter’s coffee, Candyland cups and drinks! 😻💕😺
November 30, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Ok, how CUTE is this? Nostalgia just hit me HARD!
Scooter’s coffee, Candyland cups and drinks! 😻💕😺
Scooter’s coffee, Candyland cups and drinks! 😻💕😺
An annual PSA. (You’re also under no obligation to cook traditional Thanksgiving food at any time.)
November 27, 2024 at 5:34 PM
An annual PSA. (You’re also under no obligation to cook traditional Thanksgiving food at any time.)
17f is an excellent writer. I love that she seeks my input on school or personal work….🥹😻
I am TRYING not to take it personally that all of her fictional work has VERY sad endings, though.👀☹️
I am TRYING not to take it personally that all of her fictional work has VERY sad endings, though.👀☹️
November 16, 2024 at 10:19 PM
17f is an excellent writer. I love that she seeks my input on school or personal work….🥹😻
I am TRYING not to take it personally that all of her fictional work has VERY sad endings, though.👀☹️
I am TRYING not to take it personally that all of her fictional work has VERY sad endings, though.👀☹️
To the toddler driving the Mazda who thought a lady-geek would be easy to beat, I hope you can sit down after that spanking. #respectthegti (10/23/2017)
Still a lady-geek, but the gti is slightly newer. Nobody expects the swim mom in the blacked out gti, but she’ll smoke you off the line.
Still a lady-geek, but the gti is slightly newer. Nobody expects the swim mom in the blacked out gti, but she’ll smoke you off the line.
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 PM
To the toddler driving the Mazda who thought a lady-geek would be easy to beat, I hope you can sit down after that spanking. #respectthegti (10/23/2017)
Still a lady-geek, but the gti is slightly newer. Nobody expects the swim mom in the blacked out gti, but she’ll smoke you off the line.
Still a lady-geek, but the gti is slightly newer. Nobody expects the swim mom in the blacked out gti, but she’ll smoke you off the line.
To cement my fame on this platform I’m posting some of my favorite tweets. (Don’t worry, there are few.)
My very first tweet, 9/13/2017
“Why is it so hard to lose weight?" she whispers, pouring half and half on her Cinnamon Toast Crunch...
Really, this is all you need to know about me. (0 likes.)
My very first tweet, 9/13/2017
“Why is it so hard to lose weight?" she whispers, pouring half and half on her Cinnamon Toast Crunch...
Really, this is all you need to know about me. (0 likes.)
November 15, 2024 at 1:30 PM
To cement my fame on this platform I’m posting some of my favorite tweets. (Don’t worry, there are few.)
My very first tweet, 9/13/2017
“Why is it so hard to lose weight?" she whispers, pouring half and half on her Cinnamon Toast Crunch...
Really, this is all you need to know about me. (0 likes.)
My very first tweet, 9/13/2017
“Why is it so hard to lose weight?" she whispers, pouring half and half on her Cinnamon Toast Crunch...
Really, this is all you need to know about me. (0 likes.)
The fire pit is aglow, the telescope is set up, and kittens have been sighted in the barn next door.
So far, camping is a success.
So far, camping is a success.
November 19, 2023 at 12:30 AM
The fire pit is aglow, the telescope is set up, and kittens have been sighted in the barn next door.
So far, camping is a success.
So far, camping is a success.