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Logging onto Blue’s Guy
About once a month or so I log on here to check if things are Normal and every time they’re not so then I leave again
May 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
About once a month or so I log on here to check if things are Normal and every time they’re not so then I leave again
Not sure how I’m supposed to blaze my glory when X the everything app is down
March 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Not sure how I’m supposed to blaze my glory when X the everything app is down
Me being horny is a recession indicator
February 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me being horny is a recession indicator
So glad David Lynch wasn't alive to see this
February 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So glad David Lynch wasn't alive to see this
Done creating shareholder value for the day!!
February 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Done creating shareholder value for the day!!
Probably the most ominous spam text I’ve received. I’m fucking terrified
February 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Probably the most ominous spam text I’ve received. I’m fucking terrified
Do they have ERGs on the severed floor of Lumon
February 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Do they have ERGs on the severed floor of Lumon
RFK Jr stands for Really Fucking Krazy Jr
January 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
RFK Jr stands for Really Fucking Krazy Jr
watching all of my favorite TikToks on the app TikTok
January 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
watching all of my favorite TikToks on the app TikTok
New York City is a mess. People are cumming & jizzing all over the ads in the subway
January 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
New York City is a mess. People are cumming & jizzing all over the ads in the subway
Can’t believe it’s been a whole year already since January 6th (2024)
January 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Can’t believe it’s been a whole year already since January 6th (2024)
Me doing yoga for 30 mins once a month and no other working out whatsoever: I am the strongest person ALIVE!!!!
January 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Me doing yoga for 30 mins once a month and no other working out whatsoever: I am the strongest person ALIVE!!!!
Here are my top 25 albums of 2024, I really fucking hope you enjoy reading this. If you saw me post this on Twitter too I'm so fucking sorry about that.
December 30, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Here are my top 25 albums of 2024, I really fucking hope you enjoy reading this. If you saw me post this on Twitter too I'm so fucking sorry about that.
Anyone ever visit their home town on Christmas?
December 25, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Anyone ever visit their home town on Christmas?
The guy in the NPR office who’s just trying to work while there’s a tiny desk concert happening
December 19, 2024 at 4:03 AM
The guy in the NPR office who’s just trying to work while there’s a tiny desk concert happening
I love it when people I love & respect do awful unforgivable shit!!!
December 17, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I love it when people I love & respect do awful unforgivable shit!!!
Considering moving back to NJ so I can see the drones
December 13, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Considering moving back to NJ so I can see the drones
Have we decided if it’s ok to cross post content between here and Twitter yet
December 12, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Have we decided if it’s ok to cross post content between here and Twitter yet
I do have to say I think it's really funny that the entire NYPD and FBI found approximately nothing out about this guy and he was ultimately caught by a McDonald's employee in Altoona PA
December 9, 2024 at 10:27 PM
I do have to say I think it's really funny that the entire NYPD and FBI found approximately nothing out about this guy and he was ultimately caught by a McDonald's employee in Altoona PA
Guys who are hot & annoying >>>>>
December 8, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Guys who are hot & annoying >>>>>
Did not have “jacking off to UnitedHealthCare CEO Assassin” on my 2024 bingo card
December 5, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Did not have “jacking off to UnitedHealthCare CEO Assassin” on my 2024 bingo card
The trend is that CEOs are transitioning into not being alive
December 5, 2024 at 3:34 AM
The trend is that CEOs are transitioning into not being alive
We must protect our health insurance CEOs at all costs !!!
December 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
We must protect our health insurance CEOs at all costs !!!