Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.
Vauxhall Nova 1.2 - 1997-1999 (Engine and gearbox disintegrated)
Toyota MR2 MkII - 2001-2003 (Blew engine on an A1 slip road)
Ford Escort - 2003-2005 (Engine quite literally exploded on M62)
Merc E220 AMG - 2021-2023
Volvo XC40 EV 2023-Present
Vauxhall Nova 1.2 - 1997-1999 (Engine and gearbox disintegrated)
Toyota MR2 MkII - 2001-2003 (Blew engine on an A1 slip road)
Ford Escort - 2003-2005 (Engine quite literally exploded on M62)
Merc E220 AMG - 2021-2023
Volvo XC40 EV 2023-Present
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.
Vauxhall Nova 1.2 - 1997-1999 (Engine and gearbox disintegrated)
Toyota MR2 MkII - 2001-2003 (Blew engine on an A1 slip road)
Ford Escort - 2003-2005 (Engine quite literally exploded on M62)
Merc E220 AMG - 2021-2023
Volvo XC40 EV 2023-Present
Vauxhall Nova 1.2 - 1997-1999 (Engine and gearbox disintegrated)
Toyota MR2 MkII - 2001-2003 (Blew engine on an A1 slip road)
Ford Escort - 2003-2005 (Engine quite literally exploded on M62)
Merc E220 AMG - 2021-2023
Volvo XC40 EV 2023-Present
Double and triple checked the seating plan. Tonight I’ll be around 30ft from his Bobliness.
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Double and triple checked the seating plan. Tonight I’ll be around 30ft from his Bobliness.
A school communication.
On November 6th.
Brilliant.
On November 6th.
Brilliant.
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A school communication.
On November 6th.
Brilliant.
On November 6th.
Brilliant.
Sixth times a charm.
November 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sixth times a charm.
So I did. How the fuck have I managed that? Could have been worse if I was randomly arse dialling random R’s.
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
So I did. How the fuck have I managed that? Could have been worse if I was randomly arse dialling random R’s.
Must be the same toilet sign guy.
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Must be the same toilet sign guy.
“Dad, why do we have to live on beans on toast for the rest of the year?”
Ummm…
Ummm…
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
“Dad, why do we have to live on beans on toast for the rest of the year?”
Ummm…
Ummm…
£100 on this and you’re evens.
October 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
£100 on this and you’re evens.
“What they are forgetting, the main thing why he was so popular, is he could fight like fuck.” RIP
September 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“What they are forgetting, the main thing why he was so popular, is he could fight like fuck.” RIP
Generally not a fan of tribute acts. But two hours of that back catalogue with Stipes vocal doppelgänger, fake Buck on the Ricky and faux Mills’ perfect backing vox for £15 was money well spent.
August 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Generally not a fan of tribute acts. But two hours of that back catalogue with Stipes vocal doppelgänger, fake Buck on the Ricky and faux Mills’ perfect backing vox for £15 was money well spent.
Performative practice starts? At Parkrun? I’m not a fan, Jeff.
Only bitter because the young couple in question royally whooped me. Still it was 24 mins of lovely tunes.
Only bitter because the young couple in question royally whooped me. Still it was 24 mins of lovely tunes.
August 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Performative practice starts? At Parkrun? I’m not a fan, Jeff.
Only bitter because the young couple in question royally whooped me. Still it was 24 mins of lovely tunes.
Only bitter because the young couple in question royally whooped me. Still it was 24 mins of lovely tunes.
To close the night…
August 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
To close the night…
Hang it in the Tate.
July 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hang it in the Tate.
No cheating, post your lock screen
July 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
No cheating, post your lock screen
Perfect Sunday morning & afternoon pairing. Solid 9/10 for the film. 6/10 for the run.
July 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Perfect Sunday morning & afternoon pairing. Solid 9/10 for the film. 6/10 for the run.
Well, this is happening. It’ll be a ticket for one again because I only know nincompoops.
July 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Well, this is happening. It’ll be a ticket for one again because I only know nincompoops.
I guess this one slipped through the net when taking out the rude cards for a family friendly game. You’ll be glad to know I didn’t try and mime this to my kids 🙈
July 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I guess this one slipped through the net when taking out the rude cards for a family friendly game. You’ll be glad to know I didn’t try and mime this to my kids 🙈
That’s deeply saddening news. Wonderful player to watch. RIP.
July 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
That’s deeply saddening news. Wonderful player to watch. RIP.