Bowl games count if you win them

Unfortunately anyone in the vicinity now picks up an assault charge for pepper-spraying a cop

Why's that more elegant/readable than my handwriting?

Police-evading apps are perfectly accepted, however, when they help folks drive recklessly

Gray unis... an unfortunate lasting image of the biggest moment of the Lovie Smith era

Swilled dog

sueyourgovernment.horse

Uncomfortably personal tweets typed by two staffers who've never met each other

Ford (#1) bouncing it on his neck like he's playing keepy uppy

That's the type who always turn out to be the arsonist, no?

Crashed into the other room to let my wife know I--and undoubtedly a majority of our district--think she'd be perfect for the school board, house of delegates, you name it

I immediately pegged this as Jones trying to shock flirt with her. Seen this behavior plenty and probably was guilty of it in my dumbass years. "Hey, look how edgy I am!" Affair or not, he was definitely trying to get a rise out of her as more than just a colleague.

Most folks I've talked with agree that it was disqualifying for the job in Jones being that stupid to giftwrap the opponent's attack ad for them (sending the text to a Republican colleague) but not necessarily a dealbreaker on its own

Spoon? Chip dip? Burrito? Any of the above?

Fitting in that whatever good he may have done for Virginia he tanked in the last year because he wouldn't cross Trump a single time for fear of ruining his political future and yet here we are

Maybe Wittman will finally respond to my household's weekly emails?

Is this the red wave?