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@majortoob.bsky.social
Axolotl mage and polar bear idiot.
I want to see you shrink.
Absolutely NO minors.

FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/major-colonel
I'll be ur white monster bb
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
No!! 😀
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Oh no, you'll blend right in with my fur in your winter coat. How am I supposed to find you??
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Time to test that theory!!
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Nothing like pregaming Thanksgiving with a little Wagyu 😌
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My constant, recurring inner monologue.
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
🤍
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Might just have to keep you that size then 😅
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’ll go ahead and second this, especially the last bit ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Never seen a brat break so fast in my life
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM