Major Lee Pistov
@majorleepistov.bsky.social
Lived in Wiltshire, Hong Kong, Slough, Nottingham, Hull, Italy, Leeds, Manchester and now finally in Wales with wife @skybluekaff and Milson (who refuses to leave Twitter.) Into general silliness and laughing at stupid people.
Shaman? Hahahaha you too?
January 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Shaman? Hahahaha you too?
It's important you keep your thesaurus by your side at all times. I'd go as far to say it's very important. Super important.
January 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It's important you keep your thesaurus by your side at all times. I'd go as far to say it's very important. Super important.
She's waiting at home for her baby who takes the morning train, works all day, then gets the train home again. It can be a lonely existence but she gets to lunch with her friends quite regularly 👍
January 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
She's waiting at home for her baby who takes the morning train, works all day, then gets the train home again. It can be a lonely existence but she gets to lunch with her friends quite regularly 👍
Lovely pair of legs
January 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Lovely pair of legs
As I should be! 😁 Ha, cheers.
January 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
As I should be! 😁 Ha, cheers.
I'm here! Not bothered if you add me or not, I'm all for organic growth. Cheers Jimbo x
January 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I'm here! Not bothered if you add me or not, I'm all for organic growth. Cheers Jimbo x
Mine would be to the Mrs for hilariously telling me not to forget the rice when ordering takeaway after forgetting to order rice while ordering a takeaway, twice.
January 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Mine would be to the Mrs for hilariously telling me not to forget the rice when ordering takeaway after forgetting to order rice while ordering a takeaway, twice.
Yep. Not been on here at all really but that will change when Threads goes tits up
January 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Yep. Not been on here at all really but that will change when Threads goes tits up
All swans are white, until you see a black one
December 9, 2024 at 8:41 PM
All swans are white, until you see a black one
Is it because Ange always wins something in his second year? (sorry, Arsenal fan, light-hearted trolling 😄)
December 9, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Is it because Ange always wins something in his second year? (sorry, Arsenal fan, light-hearted trolling 😄)
My better half has just been telling me about Shane Fenton and the Fentones. All very confusing
November 29, 2024 at 9:07 PM
My better half has just been telling me about Shane Fenton and the Fentones. All very confusing
Prefer Threads but I'm not looking for engagement per se, just lovely people who I can have a laugh with when I can be arsed. Horses for courses init mate.
November 29, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Prefer Threads but I'm not looking for engagement per se, just lovely people who I can have a laugh with when I can be arsed. Horses for courses init mate.
Thank you kindly Melisandre x
November 25, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Thank you kindly Melisandre x
Cheers Stoney. I'll put my own milk in 👅
November 25, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Cheers Stoney. I'll put my own milk in 👅
I'll enjoy it while I can
November 25, 2024 at 10:10 AM
I'll enjoy it while I can
Thank you Anne. How's the arm?
November 25, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Thank you Anne. How's the arm?
Haha. If they ask me, I'll confirm it's true 👍
November 24, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Haha. If they ask me, I'll confirm it's true 👍
What an idiot!
November 24, 2024 at 6:28 PM
What an idiot!
He's sort of here 😊
November 24, 2024 at 11:47 AM
He's sort of here 😊
Hello there! Batten down the hatches!
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Hello there! Batten down the hatches!
They're also obviously too stupid to "pick" Gaetz for AG so he can resign from Congress to stop the report being released and then withdraw from AG so he can run for Fla governor, which he wants, over the next two years.
November 21, 2024 at 9:02 PM
They're also obviously too stupid to "pick" Gaetz for AG so he can resign from Congress to stop the report being released and then withdraw from AG so he can run for Fla governor, which he wants, over the next two years.