Major League Apple Orchard
@majorleagueapples.bsky.social
An independent apple orchard with an in house DJ & Bagpipe band.
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@jenniferartist.bsky.social + @graphicslab.bsky.social are scammers that utilize AI art under the guise of doing it by hand. Straight up running prompts through Adobe Illustrator feature. Report them if you can. Scam "artist".
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BRIGHT COMET ALERT: It took a million years to get here, and now “this lovely comet is gracing southern skies,” reports Ian Griffin, who photographed Comet Wierzchoś (C/2024 E1) last night from Middlemarch, New Zealand spaceweathergallery2.com/indiv_upload...
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 AM
BRIGHT COMET ALERT: It took a million years to get here, and now “this lovely comet is gracing southern skies,” reports Ian Griffin, who photographed Comet Wierzchoś (C/2024 E1) last night from Middlemarch, New Zealand spaceweathergallery2.com/indiv_upload...
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
A lot of problems go away when you properly label shit. Just sayin'.
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
A lot of problems go away when you properly label shit. Just sayin'.
When you have to learn a whole ass new instrument just for one song, is when you're in on a passion project.
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
When you have to learn a whole ass new instrument just for one song, is when you're in on a passion project.
Man 2012 was a wild year.
ComicCons and Cosplay were actively making money.
I've heard many o' reason why it isn't that way anymore.
Somewhat happy about it because over saturation made it less special.
ComicCons and Cosplay were actively making money.
I've heard many o' reason why it isn't that way anymore.
Somewhat happy about it because over saturation made it less special.
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Man 2012 was a wild year.
ComicCons and Cosplay were actively making money.
I've heard many o' reason why it isn't that way anymore.
Somewhat happy about it because over saturation made it less special.
ComicCons and Cosplay were actively making money.
I've heard many o' reason why it isn't that way anymore.
Somewhat happy about it because over saturation made it less special.
Dodgers are the new Yankees.
February 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Dodgers are the new Yankees.
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Forever stuck between loving streaming and wanting to delete my account and disappear lmaoooo 🙂
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Forever stuck between loving streaming and wanting to delete my account and disappear lmaoooo 🙂
The lack of awareness of some people. lmao.
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
The lack of awareness of some people. lmao.
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Being well spoken has never been either the distinctive feature or the concern of great writers.
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Being well spoken has never been either the distinctive feature or the concern of great writers.
We need a windows '96.
Basically windows '95 but with more modern QOL stuff added. If you need it anyway. Should have toggles.
Basically windows '95 but with more modern QOL stuff added. If you need it anyway. Should have toggles.
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
We need a windows '96.
Basically windows '95 but with more modern QOL stuff added. If you need it anyway. Should have toggles.
Basically windows '95 but with more modern QOL stuff added. If you need it anyway. Should have toggles.
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Can't have icy friends while salty.
Sugar water lowers freezing temps too.
Sugar water lowers freezing temps too.
January 31, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Can't have icy friends while salty.
Sugar water lowers freezing temps too.
Sugar water lowers freezing temps too.
Helps to know misery loves company.
When you have a wonderful dog, a set of bagpipes and an orchard, hardly are you ever miserable or out of company.
When you have a wonderful dog, a set of bagpipes and an orchard, hardly are you ever miserable or out of company.
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Helps to know misery loves company.
When you have a wonderful dog, a set of bagpipes and an orchard, hardly are you ever miserable or out of company.
When you have a wonderful dog, a set of bagpipes and an orchard, hardly are you ever miserable or out of company.
Adding new emotes to the MLAO Bagpipe discord for those who want to learn how to play bagpipes in a remote environment.
January 29, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Adding new emotes to the MLAO Bagpipe discord for those who want to learn how to play bagpipes in a remote environment.
Trust people who spell "definitely" correctly.
January 28, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Trust people who spell "definitely" correctly.
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a quick doodle about two frogs
January 27, 2026 at 4:47 AM
a quick doodle about two frogs
This winter ice will too for those effected. Mosquito season is right around the corner.
January 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
This winter ice will too for those effected. Mosquito season is right around the corner.
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I love when I’m playing a game on my Switch or Steam Deck and I get a pop up that shows a friend is online playing a game too like how cozy is that knowing we are both at home being little nerds together
January 27, 2026 at 6:03 AM
I love when I’m playing a game on my Switch or Steam Deck and I get a pop up that shows a friend is online playing a game too like how cozy is that knowing we are both at home being little nerds together
Anyone else wondering when a 1995 version of ubuntu will be peak software?
January 25, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Anyone else wondering when a 1995 version of ubuntu will be peak software?
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The Bible is a popular book among people who hate books.
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
The Bible is a popular book among people who hate books.
Friendly reminder: Bluesky is an American company.
January 25, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Friendly reminder: Bluesky is an American company.
At least our in house artists are back producing music. Maybe we'll get something special soon. Reminds us of a few "artists" who's only purpose is to debbie downer and reminisce about when they used to make art. At least be present for what is happening now. They'll never get it. I tried.
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 PM
At least our in house artists are back producing music. Maybe we'll get something special soon. Reminds us of a few "artists" who's only purpose is to debbie downer and reminisce about when they used to make art. At least be present for what is happening now. They'll never get it. I tried.
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“Good,” said Toad.
January 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
“Good,” said Toad.
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It has come to our attention some people hate read our bluesky timeline. Hi. Don't you have better shit to do?
January 16, 2026 at 8:53 PM
It has come to our attention some people hate read our bluesky timeline. Hi. Don't you have better shit to do?