MajorGaff
@majorgaff.bsky.social
I hate racists. We’re all just humans.
Why are humans so perpetually psychotic and cruel? I’ve studied enough history to know that every race has good and evil people. The Rwanda genocide comes to mind. The list of human atrocities is long and wide.
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Why are humans so perpetually psychotic and cruel? I’ve studied enough history to know that every race has good and evil people. The Rwanda genocide comes to mind. The list of human atrocities is long and wide.
Well it’s about time your unmatched contributions to competitive sports and soccer in particular were recognized on the world stage!
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Well it’s about time your unmatched contributions to competitive sports and soccer in particular were recognized on the world stage!
These deranged fascists seem desperate to bathe in blood. They’d prefer to murder people right here in the streets but since they haven’t worked up to that yet, they’re happy to make scapegoats of Venezuelans to justify using battleships to murder helpless people in little boats.
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
These deranged fascists seem desperate to bathe in blood. They’d prefer to murder people right here in the streets but since they haven’t worked up to that yet, they’re happy to make scapegoats of Venezuelans to justify using battleships to murder helpless people in little boats.
Now fortified with Stainless Steel!
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Now fortified with Stainless Steel!
West Michigan $4.95 1/2 gal
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
West Michigan $4.95 1/2 gal
You have been banned-
-from the local buffet.
-from the local buffet.
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You have been banned-
-from the local buffet.
-from the local buffet.
“The bloodlust of murdering innocent fishermen and subsequent orgasmic joy of power I felt when ordering that maximum lethality be used in their deaths clouded my judgement in the heat of the moment” -Secretary of Death and Hate
December 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“The bloodlust of murdering innocent fishermen and subsequent orgasmic joy of power I felt when ordering that maximum lethality be used in their deaths clouded my judgement in the heat of the moment” -Secretary of Death and Hate
They murdered all the men / women in the boat. There was no legitimate reason to fire on it in the first place.
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
They murdered all the men / women in the boat. There was no legitimate reason to fire on it in the first place.
…and if we were photons having a conversation about time, we wouldn’t. But the common human reference of time as it relates to how long it takes light to reach Earth from distant stars (light years) seems the most applicable time frame in a casual online discussion between humans in this thread.
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
…and if we were photons having a conversation about time, we wouldn’t. But the common human reference of time as it relates to how long it takes light to reach Earth from distant stars (light years) seems the most applicable time frame in a casual online discussion between humans in this thread.
Ok sure, but the day the media reports that “Betelgeuse exploded!”, it will have actual happened ~600 years ago. Reminding people (particularly journalists) that when we look at the stars we are looking back in time is always apt.
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Ok sure, but the day the media reports that “Betelgeuse exploded!”, it will have actual happened ~600 years ago. Reminding people (particularly journalists) that when we look at the stars we are looking back in time is always apt.
No actual offense taken. 😄 To me they were a one hit wonder for that one song from the summer of ‘75.
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
No actual offense taken. 😄 To me they were a one hit wonder for that one song from the summer of ‘75.
Hey now!
“Love love will keep us together, think of me babe whenever, some sweet talking girl comes around, singing a song…”
“Love love will keep us together, think of me babe whenever, some sweet talking girl comes around, singing a song…”
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Hey now!
“Love love will keep us together, think of me babe whenever, some sweet talking girl comes around, singing a song…”
“Love love will keep us together, think of me babe whenever, some sweet talking girl comes around, singing a song…”
I agree that the real problem isn’t the relationship of clock time to “Sun time”, it’s society forcing compliance with an arbitrary standard. We must free ourselves of our time clock overlords! Every woman for herself!
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I agree that the real problem isn’t the relationship of clock time to “Sun time”, it’s society forcing compliance with an arbitrary standard. We must free ourselves of our time clock overlords! Every woman for herself!
Refuse to be a DST victim, show the man no one tells you how to live and set your clock to whatever time you want! 😄
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Refuse to be a DST victim, show the man no one tells you how to live and set your clock to whatever time you want! 😄
I hate when it gets dark by 5pm. I love DST and look forward to “springing forward” for 8 months on March 8, 2026. And contrary to the junk science Standard Time true believers trot out twice a year, in no way does DST damage my health.
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I hate when it gets dark by 5pm. I love DST and look forward to “springing forward” for 8 months on March 8, 2026. And contrary to the junk science Standard Time true believers trot out twice a year, in no way does DST damage my health.
I was referring to the whole Trump MAGA cartel of thieves traitors liars and selfish sycophantic butt licking pricks.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I was referring to the whole Trump MAGA cartel of thieves traitors liars and selfish sycophantic butt licking pricks.
Ok.
Fred Trump lived to 93.
(File under: Don’t bum me out)
Fred Trump lived to 93.
(File under: Don’t bum me out)
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ok.
Fred Trump lived to 93.
(File under: Don’t bum me out)
Fred Trump lived to 93.
(File under: Don’t bum me out)
This just in: Food implicated in food poisoning; MAGA voters advised to stop eating.
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This just in: Food implicated in food poisoning; MAGA voters advised to stop eating.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
I’ll bite. The oceans have millions of tons of plastic waste floating around killing sea creatures in horrific ways. When do you figure humans will get around handling the lifecycle and decommissioning of plastic?
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’ll bite. The oceans have millions of tons of plastic waste floating around killing sea creatures in horrific ways. When do you figure humans will get around handling the lifecycle and decommissioning of plastic?
Amazingly this ventriloquist dummy’s face isn’t nearly as creepy as Mike Johnson’s.
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Amazingly this ventriloquist dummy’s face isn’t nearly as creepy as Mike Johnson’s.
“MAGA gets its reward”
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“MAGA gets its reward”