majo la maja
@majonotyoho.bsky.social
chilanga 🇲🇽 en Madrid 🇪🇸. insufferable taco gatekeeper. siempre quiero papas
any time there's division of household chores discourse i'm forced to humbly accept this
June 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
any time there's division of household chores discourse i'm forced to humbly accept this
it's that time of the month (when i post a selfie on here and dip)
March 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
it's that time of the month (when i post a selfie on here and dip)
last night i pushed the boundaries of appropriate work titties
February 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
last night i pushed the boundaries of appropriate work titties
Mondays are reluctant office outfit days
February 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Mondays are reluctant office outfit days
watching The Wire for the first time and i'm dying at McNulty being the Most Divorced Guy
February 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
watching The Wire for the first time and i'm dying at McNulty being the Most Divorced Guy
best friend and i wrote the book on shitty Madridian dive bars 💅🏼
January 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
best friend and i wrote the book on shitty Madridian dive bars 💅🏼
touching grass was not enough i needed to touch sand
January 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
touching grass was not enough i needed to touch sand
dammit Benito you've done it again
January 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
dammit Benito you've done it again
my hair stylist: *massaging my head*
me: don't moan don't moan don't moan
me: don't moan don't moan don't moan
January 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
my hair stylist: *massaging my head*
me: don't moan don't moan don't moan
me: don't moan don't moan don't moan
i lost my prized WhatsApp sticker collection no one talk to me
January 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
i lost my prized WhatsApp sticker collection no one talk to me
i contain (sweaty) multitudes
January 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
i contain (sweaty) multitudes
New Year's resolution to be the Majo-est i can possibly be is off to a great start
December 31, 2024 at 9:57 AM
New Year's resolution to be the Majo-est i can possibly be is off to a great start
this annoyed me so much bc NOWHERE does that phrase imply that. what does "softly" even mean here anyway.
but sure 200k likes what the hell
but sure 200k likes what the hell
December 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
this annoyed me so much bc NOWHERE does that phrase imply that. what does "softly" even mean here anyway.
but sure 200k likes what the hell
but sure 200k likes what the hell
my best friend just sent me a 20 min video she made for my birthday of all my friends and family saying how much they love me and i'm—
December 26, 2024 at 12:54 PM
my best friend just sent me a 20 min video she made for my birthday of all my friends and family saying how much they love me and i'm—
i am the Spiders Georg of pairs of socks ownership
December 26, 2024 at 12:45 PM
i am the Spiders Georg of pairs of socks ownership
eggnog bread pudding 😍
credit (slash blame, depending on taste) to @funkyiambs.bsky.social for the idea
credit (slash blame, depending on taste) to @funkyiambs.bsky.social for the idea
December 23, 2024 at 11:17 PM
eggnog bread pudding 😍
credit (slash blame, depending on taste) to @funkyiambs.bsky.social for the idea
credit (slash blame, depending on taste) to @funkyiambs.bsky.social for the idea
coworker just unironically referenced "the war on Christmas"
December 20, 2024 at 9:22 AM
coworker just unironically referenced "the war on Christmas"
i'm afraid i need the Pepto-Busmol
December 17, 2024 at 7:31 PM
i'm afraid i need the Pepto-Busmol
friend complimenting my tights: "they're overwhelmingly complex"
December 16, 2024 at 9:42 PM
friend complimenting my tights: "they're overwhelmingly complex"
like this is so much harder to say no to than "if you feel like it"
December 16, 2024 at 2:28 PM
like this is so much harder to say no to than "if you feel like it"
i love my hobbies!!!!!
December 15, 2024 at 10:27 PM
i love my hobbies!!!!!
you can take the girl out of Catholic school 💁🏼♀️
December 14, 2024 at 9:35 PM
you can take the girl out of Catholic school 💁🏼♀️
look at this toilet
December 14, 2024 at 9:29 PM
look at this toilet