Jetset Jimbo
@majjie.bsky.social
I have two rules in life.
1. Be nice, 2. Take no shit, 3. Plan ahead
1. Be nice, 2. Take no shit, 3. Plan ahead
The holy grail for AI companies is AGI, or Artificial General Intelligence.
At this point, I’m sure it stands for Another Gullible Investor.
At this point, I’m sure it stands for Another Gullible Investor.
January 26, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The holy grail for AI companies is AGI, or Artificial General Intelligence.
At this point, I’m sure it stands for Another Gullible Investor.
At this point, I’m sure it stands for Another Gullible Investor.
I concede my last idea blurs the line around pimping out people.
January 26, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I concede my last idea blurs the line around pimping out people.
How about a referral scheme for dates that fizzle out…
“Hey, I know we didn’t gel but do you have any friends who might be interested?
I offer £500 per referral that ends in coitus and £1000 for marriage.”
“Hey, I know we didn’t gel but do you have any friends who might be interested?
I offer £500 per referral that ends in coitus and £1000 for marriage.”
January 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
How about a referral scheme for dates that fizzle out…
“Hey, I know we didn’t gel but do you have any friends who might be interested?
I offer £500 per referral that ends in coitus and £1000 for marriage.”
“Hey, I know we didn’t gel but do you have any friends who might be interested?
I offer £500 per referral that ends in coitus and £1000 for marriage.”
Quiche has ideas above its station. It is an omelette tart. It has played us all like a fucking trumpet and I won’t stand for it anymore.
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Quiche has ideas above its station. It is an omelette tart. It has played us all like a fucking trumpet and I won’t stand for it anymore.
I don’t think companies realise how badly you need to host ML/LLM models in your own network. It’s cheaper in the long term, more secure, and you’re not forced to upgrade.
Also - you think the current AI prices are staying like this!? They have trillions to recoup. You’re getting gouged!
#ai
Also - you think the current AI prices are staying like this!? They have trillions to recoup. You’re getting gouged!
#ai
January 23, 2026 at 11:39 AM
I don’t think companies realise how badly you need to host ML/LLM models in your own network. It’s cheaper in the long term, more secure, and you’re not forced to upgrade.
Also - you think the current AI prices are staying like this!? They have trillions to recoup. You’re getting gouged!
#ai
Also - you think the current AI prices are staying like this!? They have trillions to recoup. You’re getting gouged!
#ai
We must keep them from our precious grit. The sandy salty goodness is not for the public, oh no.
Padlock that shit.
Padlock that shit.
January 20, 2026 at 6:21 PM
We must keep them from our precious grit. The sandy salty goodness is not for the public, oh no.
Padlock that shit.
Padlock that shit.
Just seen the Nike Mind shoes… I liked them when they were called Crocs.
January 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Just seen the Nike Mind shoes… I liked them when they were called Crocs.
I love it when my kids discover music from my generation via streaming. Shame the same doesn’t exist for tv. The equivalent is YouTube, I guess, but it’s like visual pixie sticks mixed with crack.
January 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I love it when my kids discover music from my generation via streaming. Shame the same doesn’t exist for tv. The equivalent is YouTube, I guess, but it’s like visual pixie sticks mixed with crack.
Devil: Welcome to Hell, everyone here needs a job. Apply here.
Me: Oh no! I have to upload my CV and duplicate all that in to a form?
Devil: Yes. Hurry though, your session only last three minutes before resetting.
Me: Oh no! I have to upload my CV and duplicate all that in to a form?
Devil: Yes. Hurry though, your session only last three minutes before resetting.
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Devil: Welcome to Hell, everyone here needs a job. Apply here.
Me: Oh no! I have to upload my CV and duplicate all that in to a form?
Devil: Yes. Hurry though, your session only last three minutes before resetting.
Me: Oh no! I have to upload my CV and duplicate all that in to a form?
Devil: Yes. Hurry though, your session only last three minutes before resetting.
Say… if there’s a fire sale of some deceased Hollywood star’s estate, does that mean I could get the best supporting actor Oscar in 1947 or something?
That’s how things work now, right? You hold it, you won it!
(No disrespect to the memory of Harold Russell)
That’s how things work now, right? You hold it, you won it!
(No disrespect to the memory of Harold Russell)
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Say… if there’s a fire sale of some deceased Hollywood star’s estate, does that mean I could get the best supporting actor Oscar in 1947 or something?
That’s how things work now, right? You hold it, you won it!
(No disrespect to the memory of Harold Russell)
That’s how things work now, right? You hold it, you won it!
(No disrespect to the memory of Harold Russell)
The idea of coercing a peace price is such a piece of high irony, we’re all in danger of rusting.
January 16, 2026 at 9:06 AM
The idea of coercing a peace price is such a piece of high irony, we’re all in danger of rusting.
Markov chains were invented to one up someone in a theist argument.
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Markov chains were invented to one up someone in a theist argument.
My job is so secure, to do development, I run a Remote Desktop from within a Remote Desktop.
The inner one is Linux and the outer is windows.
Deskception.
The inner one is Linux and the outer is windows.
Deskception.
January 15, 2026 at 9:59 AM
My job is so secure, to do development, I run a Remote Desktop from within a Remote Desktop.
The inner one is Linux and the outer is windows.
Deskception.
The inner one is Linux and the outer is windows.
Deskception.
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January 15, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Had a realisation with colleague. The AI frenzy won’t be properly tempered until infrastructure critical code is generated.
Something that results in one or more events that claim multiple lives.
Think air traffic control, train track switches, drug verification mechanisms.
Something that results in one or more events that claim multiple lives.
Think air traffic control, train track switches, drug verification mechanisms.
January 14, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Had a realisation with colleague. The AI frenzy won’t be properly tempered until infrastructure critical code is generated.
Something that results in one or more events that claim multiple lives.
Think air traffic control, train track switches, drug verification mechanisms.
Something that results in one or more events that claim multiple lives.
Think air traffic control, train track switches, drug verification mechanisms.
You ever have an interview where you think “I’m not sure how well I did, but I very much enjoyed the conversation.”?
January 13, 2026 at 12:03 PM
You ever have an interview where you think “I’m not sure how well I did, but I very much enjoyed the conversation.”?
Nice way to start the week.
Discover a friend and ex-colleague is moving on to a better job.
Happiness is infectious.
Discover a friend and ex-colleague is moving on to a better job.
Happiness is infectious.
January 12, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Nice way to start the week.
Discover a friend and ex-colleague is moving on to a better job.
Happiness is infectious.
Discover a friend and ex-colleague is moving on to a better job.
Happiness is infectious.
Just found out a colleague from my old place of work has landed a new job. So pleased for him. It was becoming pretty bleak there.
Nothing quite like a multibillion corporation laying off workers to please the shareholders.
#numbergoup
Nothing quite like a multibillion corporation laying off workers to please the shareholders.
#numbergoup
January 12, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Just found out a colleague from my old place of work has landed a new job. So pleased for him. It was becoming pretty bleak there.
Nothing quite like a multibillion corporation laying off workers to please the shareholders.
#numbergoup
Nothing quite like a multibillion corporation laying off workers to please the shareholders.
#numbergoup
Big up @datbich.bsky.social for passing her maths GCSE! Very proud.
January 9, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Big up @datbich.bsky.social for passing her maths GCSE! Very proud.
Seba Smith has the first recorded use, in 1840, of the phrase “more than one way to skin a cat.”
Lots of animals went missing round his neighbourhood.
Lots of animals went missing round his neighbourhood.
January 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Seba Smith has the first recorded use, in 1840, of the phrase “more than one way to skin a cat.”
Lots of animals went missing round his neighbourhood.
Lots of animals went missing round his neighbourhood.
After 2 years, my little girl is done with her braces!
January 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
After 2 years, my little girl is done with her braces!
Thermostat is insane in the office. My jumper has been on and off twice. Either me or the building is menopausal.
January 7, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Thermostat is insane in the office. My jumper has been on and off twice. Either me or the building is menopausal.
Hey, look, I know I said the weather was pissy but…
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Hey, look, I know I said the weather was pissy but…
I heard some refer to the time between Christmas and New Year’s as the festive gooch and I can’t stop thinking about it.
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I heard some refer to the time between Christmas and New Year’s as the festive gooch and I can’t stop thinking about it.