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Deviled eggs is breakfast!
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Lest ye forget. His high school and college transcripts, that would prove Trump is as stupid as we know he is.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Why can't the US have ambassadors like this vs Nazis? Asking for a country.
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Snort!
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Oddly satisfying
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Sir! With tears in my eyes! Please challenge Trump to race you on a bicycle for 32 miles! I know you're likely to lose, as Trump is so virile and handsome and has gigantic hands, but I IMPLORE you to lose for the good of the country! It's about courage! And sacrifice! And watching Trump squirm.
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I am Mark Kelly. I bet folks know the drill.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Alito got a "massage with his underwear on", too???
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
perfect.
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
New category - Ninja Bodega Cats. The views would be in the Meoowins! 😉 Nice mid-jump capture!
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Beautiful!
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Disloyal Bandwagon Person will fit on a T-shirt. Kinda catchy!
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Perfect.
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You wore the suit! At least that's one thing they can't complain about you during your visit!
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The comments do not disappoint! Many a chuckle and guffaw.
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Snort! That is t-shirt worthy!
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The fact that the Coast Guard (if even for short while and *publicly*) stated that swastikas and nooses and confederate flags were not 'potentially divisive' is not normal. How deep is the cancer? Has it metastasized?
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Make him prove every word he said. Sue the bastard.
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
AND YET! Despite this clear and overwhelming evidence showing prosecutorial misconduct, I have no idea how this will turn out. I don't know how deep the cancer is. If it's metastasized. No idea. I would not have said something like that before Trump corrupted our institutions.
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Well I never! Ron "kinkyboots" Demoron has a nice ring to it....
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Speaker Johnson bowed his head and proclaimed, "Let Us Prey", and yea verily, they did prey! And It Was Good. BeelzeBubba approves! See what I did there? 😎
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Same vibe.
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
NO HOT DOG FOR YOU! BACK OF THE LINE! Snort....it's perfect!
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
#ETTD - Trump ruins everything.
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 AM