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Couldn’t convince my boys to get haircuts before our Christmas card photo. Oh well.
In case you aren’t on my list, Merry Christmas! Thanks for being in our lives.
#MerryChristmas
In case you aren’t on my list, Merry Christmas! Thanks for being in our lives.
#MerryChristmas
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Couldn’t convince my boys to get haircuts before our Christmas card photo. Oh well.
In case you aren’t on my list, Merry Christmas! Thanks for being in our lives.
#MerryChristmas
In case you aren’t on my list, Merry Christmas! Thanks for being in our lives.
#MerryChristmas
Please don’t wait until your family member is on hospice to make peace.
Keep trying. Once you get the phone call, you’ll do anything for five more minutes to say what you need to say.
Keep trying. Once you get the phone call, you’ll do anything for five more minutes to say what you need to say.
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Please don’t wait until your family member is on hospice to make peace.
Keep trying. Once you get the phone call, you’ll do anything for five more minutes to say what you need to say.
Keep trying. Once you get the phone call, you’ll do anything for five more minutes to say what you need to say.
How was your Thanksgiving? Did everybody behave?
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
How was your Thanksgiving? Did everybody behave?
“Hey, it’s that Elf’s dad?”
-My son, watching the Godfather for the first time
-My son, watching the Godfather for the first time
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room
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November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“Hey, it’s that Elf’s dad?”
-My son, watching the Godfather for the first time
-My son, watching the Godfather for the first time
Wow
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Wow
Watching my youngest on Find My Friends. On his way!
Please be careful on the roads today, everyone.
Please be careful on the roads today, everyone.
a small brown dog is standing on its hind legs in front of a white fence .
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November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Watching my youngest on Find My Friends. On his way!
Please be careful on the roads today, everyone.
Please be careful on the roads today, everyone.
Trump: Quiet, Piggy!
American Women: Oink off and get your finger out of my face before I bite it.
American Women: Oink off and get your finger out of my face before I bite it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Trump: Quiet, Piggy!
American Women: Oink off and get your finger out of my face before I bite it.
American Women: Oink off and get your finger out of my face before I bite it.
You Can’t Be Fully Clean Until You’re Zestfully Clean
and Other Lies I Believed in the 80s
a memoir
and Other Lies I Believed in the 80s
a memoir
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October 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You Can’t Be Fully Clean Until You’re Zestfully Clean
and Other Lies I Believed in the 80s
a memoir
and Other Lies I Believed in the 80s
a memoir
I talk too much.
October 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I talk too much.
Best New Yorker cover ever!
October 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Best New Yorker cover ever!
Checking in to see if any of my followers are my age.
October 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Checking in to see if any of my followers are my age.
Did you know Longfellow wrote a poem about this pretty Main Line church?
October 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Did you know Longfellow wrote a poem about this pretty Main Line church?
“Goodbye, Maria. You’ll make a very fine nun” is my favorite snarky line of all time. What’s yours?
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October 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“Goodbye, Maria. You’ll make a very fine nun” is my favorite snarky line of all time. What’s yours?
#WritingCommunity
#WritingCommunity
Do you have any one in your life you want to enrage for no particular reason? Tell them to watch All of Me.
October 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Do you have any one in your life you want to enrage for no particular reason? Tell them to watch All of Me.
September 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
How your email finds me.
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September 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
How your email finds me.
How did you quit Twitter?
September 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
How did you quit Twitter?
A good elevator joke works on so many levels.
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September 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A good elevator joke works on so many levels.
This is the cutest thing you’ll see all day. Stop looking at pictures of the bloated orange guy, watch this, and go outside.
September 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This is the cutest thing you’ll see all day. Stop looking at pictures of the bloated orange guy, watch this, and go outside.
I can’t resist. Sorry.
July 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can’t resist. Sorry.
The fireflies are putting on quite a show these days. Tempting to watch them instead of going to the fireworks tomorrow.
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July 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The fireflies are putting on quite a show these days. Tempting to watch them instead of going to the fireworks tomorrow.