@mainelyadam.bsky.social
The most beautiful trophy ever designed.
November 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The most beautiful trophy ever designed.
That guy is the main reason I don’t watch CNN election coverage.
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
That guy is the main reason I don’t watch CNN election coverage.
Heck yeah. I’ll listen to that one for sure.
October 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Heck yeah. I’ll listen to that one for sure.
I’m not that familiar with the Hallmark oeuvre, but they’ve gotta have a holiday film set in Maine, right?
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I’m not that familiar with the Hallmark oeuvre, but they’ve gotta have a holiday film set in Maine, right?
As someone over 30 living in Maine: I am the other one.
October 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
As someone over 30 living in Maine: I am the other one.
Lindsey Halligan, the South Beach Tow costar?
October 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Lindsey Halligan, the South Beach Tow costar?
Yeah, he should’ve throttled down the Gas Station Way: benzos -> ketamine -> trucker speed -> boner pills.
October 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Yeah, he should’ve throttled down the Gas Station Way: benzos -> ketamine -> trucker speed -> boner pills.
Careful, you and Ken discussing this online could be a RICO.
October 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Careful, you and Ken discussing this online could be a RICO.
Jason, can you consult the spreadsheet for who had Brent Pry on Shutdown coach draft?
September 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Jason, can you consult the spreadsheet for who had Brent Pry on Shutdown coach draft?
Very, very reluctant like there
September 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Very, very reluctant like there
Hasn’t that happened in at least the past 3 matchups of these teams?
September 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hasn’t that happened in at least the past 3 matchups of these teams?
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September 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
RB RB RB waitwaitwait RT RT RT
I’M AS ALIVE AS THAT GREAT MAYOR, MR RUDOLPH GULIANI, WHO IS PROBABLY RESTING AT HOME COMFORTABLY AS MOST 81 YEAR OLDS DO ASSURADLY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR AND AT THIS POINT IN THEIR LIVES.
September 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’M AS ALIVE AS THAT GREAT MAYOR, MR RUDOLPH GULIANI, WHO IS PROBABLY RESTING AT HOME COMFORTABLY AS MOST 81 YEAR OLDS DO ASSURADLY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR AND AT THIS POINT IN THEIR LIVES.
“Mr. Giuliani definitely did not fall due to an awkward walk caused by an infection received from a sex worker he did not pay. He also did not scream, ‘Ow, my balls!’ as he lay splayed on the floor. Mr. Giuliani spent the night recovering in the back of his repossessed convertible.”
August 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“Mr. Giuliani definitely did not fall due to an awkward walk caused by an infection received from a sex worker he did not pay. He also did not scream, ‘Ow, my balls!’ as he lay splayed on the floor. Mr. Giuliani spent the night recovering in the back of his repossessed convertible.”
I love these overly specific and reassuring posts about something that has never happened to anyone ever.
August 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I love these overly specific and reassuring posts about something that has never happened to anyone ever.
Feel free to use “Pervert Emergency” in any headline or in America’s Finest Crossword Puzzle in your print edition, Mr. Onion.
August 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Feel free to use “Pervert Emergency” in any headline or in America’s Finest Crossword Puzzle in your print edition, Mr. Onion.
Getting a little crazy at 10-8. They need to slow down.
August 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Getting a little crazy at 10-8. They need to slow down.
Or maybe it’s a perfectly normal statement for a Pervert Emergency.
August 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Or maybe it’s a perfectly normal statement for a Pervert Emergency.
He never listens when I only yell “QB WAGGLE!” at the television.
August 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
He never listens when I only yell “QB WAGGLE!” at the television.