youtube: would you like to next watch an ABC news piece about Barnaby Joyce joining Pauline Hanson's One Nation?

uh no???? read the room, please????

okay, I feel mildly bad about all the "girlbossed too close to the sun" jokes I retweeted on twitter. Not that bad, obvs. But defs awks.

oh damn, a quick google search tells me North Korea have been on their bullshit again, since

actually, chuck in the North Koreans, because I distinctly recall getting a warning alert while living in Tokyo because a certain Someone decided it would be totes cool to send a warning missile over Japan

no-one beefs as well as the Chinese and Japanese governments 😬

my father is literally in his 70s, and I cannot recall him ever getting a demerit

I cannot name a single university exam I actually "studied for". The Japanese (and Chinese etc.) were onto something when they came up with the word for all-nighter

me bashing out essays for Japanese on the train to high school - oh wait, that was the undiagnosed ADHD

Youtiao stall!

it's (currently) too late to see OnlyOneOf get their first win, but I will absolutely go all in* to see XLOV get their crowns

*i.e. retweet their official account maybe three things a day. I'm not a LOONA stan. I need to sleep.