The Magpie Slug
@magpieslug.bsky.social
Newcastle United, Buffalo Bills.
You’re thinking of Curtly Ambrose
February 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You’re thinking of Curtly Ambrose
They should be dragged out and shot. Disgraceful, selfish behaviour.
December 8, 2024 at 10:52 PM
They should be dragged out and shot. Disgraceful, selfish behaviour.
They were two shocking penalties to give away. Pure amateur.
December 8, 2024 at 7:07 PM
They were two shocking penalties to give away. Pure amateur.
Re-animate their corpses
December 6, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Re-animate their corpses
My village FB group and the one next door are currently in a battle to the death to see who can out-crochet each other
December 6, 2024 at 10:54 AM
My village FB group and the one next door are currently in a battle to the death to see who can out-crochet each other
Na, he’s regurgitating shite peddled by the other tabloids. They’re absolutely desperate to get Isak to Arsenal like. It’ll go back to Gordon and Liverpool soon.
December 5, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Na, he’s regurgitating shite peddled by the other tabloids. They’re absolutely desperate to get Isak to Arsenal like. It’ll go back to Gordon and Liverpool soon.
What do you win in the bastard ballot? 🤔
December 4, 2024 at 2:32 PM
What do you win in the bastard ballot? 🤔
Sharp wit is up for debate like 😐
December 3, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Sharp wit is up for debate like 😐
Didn’t think the pulse-eating crowd would be into plastic bottles like.
December 3, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Didn’t think the pulse-eating crowd would be into plastic bottles like.
I was mildly concerned at the post match interview for maybe the first time. We did defend well but created nowt. Against a team like Palace, 1 shot in 90 minutes isn’t good enough, whichever way you slice it.
December 1, 2024 at 11:10 AM
I was mildly concerned at the post match interview for maybe the first time. We did defend well but created nowt. Against a team like Palace, 1 shot in 90 minutes isn’t good enough, whichever way you slice it.
Henry: Who am I?
Confused Bulgarian: Henry Kelly
Confused Bulgarian: Henry Kelly
November 30, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Henry: Who am I?
Confused Bulgarian: Henry Kelly
Confused Bulgarian: Henry Kelly
Notts county, 77/78
November 30, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Notts county, 77/78
Wilson and Joelinton 2-0 in the Covid season
November 28, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Wilson and Joelinton 2-0 in the Covid season
Look at my little pest
November 28, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Look at my little pest
Folk always point to his goal record for Newcastle. It’s canny, but would be way better if he didn’t spend half his time pissing about with his horses or making his brochure. Little tit.
November 27, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Folk always point to his goal record for Newcastle. It’s canny, but would be way better if he didn’t spend half his time pissing about with his horses or making his brochure. Little tit.
The usual Sunday fear, 8 pints in the boozer watching the football, a perfect build up to a massive kebab.
November 27, 2024 at 3:30 PM
The usual Sunday fear, 8 pints in the boozer watching the football, a perfect build up to a massive kebab.
The main reason I’m here is cos of all the blue ticks on Twitter saying ‘ok’, ‘great’ and ‘let’s go’ under every post. Impossible to find what real people think. They need to steer clear of prioritising those that pay, if that’s the route this is going down.
November 27, 2024 at 10:57 AM
The main reason I’m here is cos of all the blue ticks on Twitter saying ‘ok’, ‘great’ and ‘let’s go’ under every post. Impossible to find what real people think. They need to steer clear of prioritising those that pay, if that’s the route this is going down.
That’s a Man City away top on the right. No idea who they are though.
November 26, 2024 at 10:13 AM
That’s a Man City away top on the right. No idea who they are though.
Plymouth. About 1992.
November 26, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Plymouth. About 1992.
Preston Manchester Leeds York home. Fingers crossed!
November 25, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Preston Manchester Leeds York home. Fingers crossed!
Good luck. It took me 7 hours to get to Newcastle from Preston yesterday.
November 25, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Good luck. It took me 7 hours to get to Newcastle from Preston yesterday.