Magnus Simmer
@magnussimmer.bsky.social
I believe in Democracy, honesty & empathy. I enjoy reading, trivia, TSM & other games. I also like to write my Magnus story & chat (not dms) with decent people. I still hope that good people can take us forward into the civilized world we all deserve.
He deserves to be wrapped in toilet paper, and flushed.
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
He deserves to be wrapped in toilet paper, and flushed.
Maybe a helpful inmate would give him a knuckle sandwich.
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Maybe a helpful inmate would give him a knuckle sandwich.
That it's long overdue!
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
That it's long overdue!
Just testing. It seems to work for me.
October 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just testing. It seems to work for me.
3 million died worldwide from drugs last year. A large part of that was from alcohol. It's still hard to understand how a criminal who's so ridiculously stupid can become President twice, and avoid punishment. Trump will probably die in his sleep, and escape justice again, but at least he'll be gone
September 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
3 million died worldwide from drugs last year. A large part of that was from alcohol. It's still hard to understand how a criminal who's so ridiculously stupid can become President twice, and avoid punishment. Trump will probably die in his sleep, and escape justice again, but at least he'll be gone
The Hamburglar.
September 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The Hamburglar.
Fill it in. The water would be poisoned anyway.
September 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Fill it in. The water would be poisoned anyway.
Here is trump next to Gavin Newsom. Gavin really is six foot three.
September 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Here is trump next to Gavin Newsom. Gavin really is six foot three.
Roger was rogered.
August 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Roger was rogered.
This may have been inspired by Roger.
August 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This may have been inspired by Roger.
They're called people. They're not subhuman 💩 with no normal human empathy like maga. There's something seriously wrong with you. You failed to become a real person. It's due to your stunted frontal lobes. They never developed like real humans. You slithered out of the shallow end of the gene pool.
August 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
They're called people. They're not subhuman 💩 with no normal human empathy like maga. There's something seriously wrong with you. You failed to become a real person. It's due to your stunted frontal lobes. They never developed like real humans. You slithered out of the shallow end of the gene pool.
I'll call you traitorous sh!t because that's what you are.
August 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'll call you traitorous sh!t because that's what you are.
If that's a joke it's funny. If you're serious it's hilarious, but so embarrassing for you.
August 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If that's a joke it's funny. If you're serious it's hilarious, but so embarrassing for you.
Clinton is. Barack Obama isn't.
July 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Clinton is. Barack Obama isn't.
A list of crimes he committed that he hasn't been convicted of yet would be very long.
July 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A list of crimes he committed that he hasn't been convicted of yet would be very long.
She shouldn't get on any helicopter that trump provides.
July 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
She shouldn't get on any helicopter that trump provides.
Whatever happens with the USA the rest of the world will certainly show that about the current Republicans.
July 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Whatever happens with the USA the rest of the world will certainly show that about the current Republicans.
Trump is a number two
Option two is also true.
Option two is also true.
June 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Trump is a number two
Option two is also true.
Option two is also true.
I'm sorry that your siblings are such terrible people.
June 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I'm sorry that your siblings are such terrible people.
He's not dead. He just smells that way.
June 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
He's not dead. He just smells that way.
The ice Nazi thugs deserve to have their names released. Someone should hack Ice employee records, and do just that.
June 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The ice Nazi thugs deserve to have their names released. Someone should hack Ice employee records, and do just that.
Around 76 for men. Hurry up Donald!
a man is screaming with his hands on his head and says `` for the love of god come on already !!! ''
ALT: a man is screaming with his hands on his head and says `` for the love of god come on already !!! ''
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June 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Around 76 for men. Hurry up Donald!